Time to Fish or cut bait (newsman)- talk about it in Sharing 4-3-8

[Chseeads]

Yes....I am going to burn some trash....and hopefully some of those stupid grain mites....and what I think might be psocids.

Good lord, why does everything have to be so dirty, nasty, and bug-ridden?  No place I go is safe.  I mean, simply step outside into the world around me, and kablooey, the horrors of nature are all over. lol

[Babs]

Lol

[Melody]

What started out as Seth's fowl affection for Mel has lit a high octane jet fueled fire between them. The things I can miss in ONE morning!

Helped clean the church & got ice cream. We're off to the park now.

[YooperYankDude]

Seth and Mel can keep their flame to themselves.

We need to know all about their "Flame"... Newsman needs some new instigat...er... investigational material! 

[YooperYankDude]

What started out as Seth's fowl affection for Mel has lit a high octane jet fueled fire between them. The things I can miss in ONE morning!

Hmmm... Does the Chicken Queen know about this?

[SippinTea]

Isaac, that IS the perfect gift. For reals. We had a friend do that for us, and it was amazing how many times I realized I needed just one basic item for something, and went to check her box, and lo and behold! there it was. It was a HUGE help. She had wrapped the whole thing in a laundry basket, too, which was also a very cool practical gift in itself.

Cheesy, yes, alas for you, I am back.

Nearly starving over here. I hope they get those fish cleaned quickly. *lol*

[Roscoe]

 Sharing.....Oh, Lawd. Lou and Chey went to a dear sweet lady in our church's house, leaving me with the evening alone. Now, I should've been outside working on something or otherwise gainfully employed. Instead, I've laid down and took a nice nap. I then discovered that a large pan of Lou's left over lasagna and me ,bored and hungry, are a perfect match. I've ate so much I'm ashamed, and wish I had someone here to roll me back down the hall to my comfy bed- I don't know if I can make it alone.

  That is all.

[kmymbir]

 
I know Mel is going to ask a billion questions, SO I decided to put my business here so that we can all share in the fun. I will now explain the events of our ETW girl's lock-in.
Also the reason for this lecture or CRITIQUING is due to my behavior this morning and my random absence throughout the day.. I DO HAVE AN EXCUSE.. ( even if excuses only sound good to the ones who have them.).

Lets get started shall we?? Mel, as soon as you make your presence known we will continue.

[MelodyB]

Yes!! WHERE WERE YOU?!?!

I get up, smile at Holly on my way to the bathroom, 20 mins later, after I've showered and dressed, you, Holly and all your belongings have DISSAPPEARED!! WHAT?!

Then you don't answer anyones texts, and we head off to ODB without you! And our AMAZING and downright HILARIOUS Innovate meeting, and you missed it!! (you also missed my showdown with Lou...she officially hates me, and I don't care!)

I'm upset at you, Mymbir.



*HUGS* Ruby

And for MY update...even without Kimber today, we had an amazing time. I am SO TIRED!! And I spent THIRTY SIX straight hours with my unbelievably sweet and amazing LiviBug. *happysigh*

[Lynx]

Isaac, that IS the perfect gift. For reals. We had a friend do that for us, and it was amazing how many times I realized I needed just one basic item for something, and went to check her box, and lo and behold! there it was. It was a HUGE help. She had wrapped the whole thing in a laundry basket, too, which was also a very cool practical gift in itself.

Oh shoot, I didn't think of it first.  Oh well it doesn't matter, I've never been to a wedding shower anyway.

[kmymbir]

SO here I am dead tired and some chick in the corner is talking about living next to Charlie Brown! Then the other girl replies "YEAH but if I was a kitty cat I would play in your hair..." 
DELERIOUS?!!?  Cha Yeah I think so...
I wanted to KILL .. Just sayin.! It was only like after 2am. OH AND THEN You know who decides to get pizza after we all decided to sleep. She was smacking so loud. I wish you would have had the chance to drug her in the beginning as planned. She was like "HEY LOOK IM EATING PIZZA" uh duh.. we heard that! It's dark HOW does she think we will see?
the same SOMEONE also was excited to have a sleeping bag, then says " How do I use it? " she was joking right?

[MelodyB]

That doesn't explain WHYYYY you left us this morning. Even after your "shut up and deal with Lou-if I have to go to Daily Bread tomorrow you have to too" speech.


And you know who came and climbed in MY bed and said y'all were making fun of her...I told her that it was after 2am, and if she would lay down and BE QUIET! that y'all would leave her alone, and to GET OUT OF MY BED!

But your comment to her after she returned to the living room had me laughing SO HARD! I almost fell off my bed!


So yeah.

[kmymbir]

But, Anyways.. at some point, towards the butt crack of dawn, my body shut down. I must have slept hard because I was still tired and felt dead. Holly says I was snoring! I so do not recall this.   
I am awakened by Holly at 6:45 after like ten minutes of sleep. In the background is all the girls chatting. The same Chick previously mentioned was now saying " Yeah But Johnny Depp is SOOO Fine.! " .barf here. 
Holly says at this instant the look of satan was evident on my face, I rolled over and continued to snore for another 15minutes. Again, I do not recall this. I was awakened a second time and she informed me that she had to go. Her stuff was packed and ready. She had gotten no sleep and if she heard one more little girl comment she would hurt someone.

So we packed up loaded it in the truck and I sent her to get a doughnut until I could work things out.

[Lynx]

Ah, the drama.  This is better than free cable. 

[Chseeads]

Sounds like a bunch of weirdos to me.

So today there was supposed to be somebody from KY come up and get some ducks....  I had the older ones they were gonna get separated off to themselves for easy picking....

Well, they were supposed to be there around mid-day according to what the guy said yesterday....  So this evening I had done gave up on them.  Let the ducks all back together.

Was in the house LITERALLY stepping into the shower to clean up for church, and my dad hollers that I have a customer....  So I had to throw some clothes back on and go rustle up the ducks.  Got that all done and pretty well was within schedule.  So then cleaned up and went to church and came home.

But let me back track on the bug topic....ugh, I feel like I have bugs all over me after all the bugs I've looked at today.  It's really unsettling if you stop and LOOK AT *cough* things REALLLLLLY close and watch, how many stinking bugs you see running around on things....  I couldn't even close my eyes while singing at church without seeing bugs. lol  Lord....*sigh*

So anyways, home from church, and when I pulled up, sounded like some commotion out at the dove cage....  Low and behold, another daggone coon has already been back trying to reach in their cages.

Tended fowl, set traps and such.  Went ahead and hid the doves in another cage, poor things.  Moved the live trap out there. 

Anyhoo....  Here after while I'll make a survey of the place and check for any signs anything's been back. 

I'M TIRED OF THIS!  Everywhere I go I'm surrounded by a pestilence!  lol

[kmymbir]

I totally forgot about the whole shut up and deal with it spill I gave you... I must know details..

Also I heard hyper girl go to you in your room whinning. I wanted to high five her face.. but this would have brought a fit of continuing high fives. so I kept to myself.  I never knew I was violent until a night with teenagers.

So I sent holly away, then Heather is sitting in her car watching as we pack and ask if we are leaving. I tell her that Holly has to go and I wanted to make sure I could leave. She informs me that she is leaving and that she didnt think sister krissy would be pleased if I left her with everything. .. UMMM.... Im trying not to panic so, I ask if I can get a ride with her then. She says she's going to take a test and that I will have to just go around with whoever until innovate then she had a meetin after. I was already tired, ill, and my sister is visiting. I want to win holly, not pressure her to stay so that she never returns. do you have any idea how hard it was to get her to come!!!

[kmymbir]

where was I?

Oh right, so I'm like okay I'll stay. Because I'm a big push over and all the lessons mom has given me on how to say no and stand up for myself never paid off.
So here I am crying because Holly will be back, I have no ride, not sure how to talk Holly into staying. I can't leave. I realize we didnt plan what I'm to do with all these kids until ODB..
It was a hard few moments. Then I got tired of having a pity party.

I went to sister Krissy explained I dont know what to do with Holly. Apparently Holly had made plans I was unaware of for today and texted me and she was like havin a mad fit in the car. So Krissy told me it was okay. That she could take it. I felt wicked horrible about it all.. I get in the truck to leave just to hear holly half way home about how I wasnt going to let her leave. AHHH.. I finally looked at her and just cracked up. I was still so tired It just all got funny. By the time we got home I had her laughing to .. so I felt okay about her. But now i'm still hating that I had to leave there and cant help. No telling what Heather thinls about me.

[kmymbir]

Apparently I am not using spell check. I am still sleepy. I also type slow.
So I get home send Krissy another apology text, and then we have a family situation.. long story you know family drama. In the end mom would of had to come get me from down there anyways because they needed me here today and by riding home early it saved gas. this is the same family situation that left me without a phone all day. But, by tomorrow it should all be settled.
Then I finally check all my messages and here you are upset with me.. Girl please.. lol.. I just want to sleep. I did get a quick nap around 6pm .. but its not the same..

did I leave out anything?
Really I'm not sure what I should of done, I know there is always other ways you should of handled something. So for all of GP to see.. MEL I am sorry to have left you to face big bad Lou alone.. forgive me?

[MelodyB]

LOL! Wow.

All this happened in the 20 or so minutes I was showering? Sheesh!


I guess I forgive you...but next time, you could tell me before you leave!

[kmymbir]

Honestly I thought you were still sleeping.

[kmymbir]

Oh and the reason I didnt drive back down for the innovate is simply because I am broke. got paid thursday. only made 126. if you insist I have a cell phone I must pay it.. I blame this on you. I could of seen the action. LOL.. kidding.

[MelodyB]

SLEEPING?!? at 6:30 I was WIDE AWAKE listening to the girls explaining the lovely details of what happens when your water breaks!!! These girls, all of whom, to my knowlage know NOTHING of what that is like!!

SMH.




Seth...you got me itching several times today. OY.

[kmymbir]

I was going all day.. you deal with arging  crazy family. I left from there baby sitting to coming here and do basically the same thing.. My Uncle Left my ten year old cousin.. we had to go get him.. long story like I said. lets not talk about the
~~WEIRDOS~~
in my family


~~ word borrowed from Chseeads ~~

[MelodyB]

So in other news...when I got home, dad was having chest pains, and after much deliberation, I finally got him to come to the hospital. I am currently sitting in the ER waiting room while they do an EKG on him.

OY. This is crazy.

[Lynx]

!!!

In all the drama I almost didn't catch the important part.  Sorry to hear that Mel.  Will be praying.