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Lynx

#25
April 16, 2011, 05:31:43 PM
I have three all-time favorite songs by Larry Carter:

When I found Jesus I Lost The Blues - he says himself that it is repetetive, and redundant, and says the same thing over and over... :P  But it's a good song.

Sunday School Girl - THE reason I drive the church bus every service.  Sums it all up nicely.

My Worst Days Now Are Better Than My Best Days Then
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Chseeads

#26
April 16, 2011, 06:20:12 PM
Some dummy that I believe to be associated with the college kids that got the rabbit and duck yesterday called and asked in a fake accent if I had all kinds of stupid animals from mountain lions to you name it....  Maybe they're drunk...it's Little 500 today, which is a bike race at Indiana University that plays off the name of the Indy 500, and it's a prime day to STAY AWAY from town and certainly campus....everybody are blooming idiots and half of them get arrested. 

For all I know they sacrificed the bunny and the duck to Satan on the bike track, who knows.....

Buncha weirdos.

lol

Chseeads

#27
April 16, 2011, 06:25:09 PM
Oh, and how could I forget...the pro wrestlers dingy gf apparently never got anybody to buy her ducks for $50, and wants me to take them today....  BUT, still wants me to babysit them.  Nuh uh.  I said she would be better off to start over with more babies later if she wants ducks, cause she wanted to get rid of them when they got big anyways.

So I don't know if she's bringing them or not. 

Pray I don't shoot them both if they do show up.


So my prayer today, for these reasons (it was that before the whole prank phone call actually) and others that are long reaching and ongoing, etc., has become, Lord, get everybody ready to go, and just come ahead and get us, cause I'm tired of dealing with the morons down here.  In heaven, people won't be morons.  I don't want morons to be lost, so I want them to get ready, but up there, I know they won't be morons anymore.  So, come quickly Lord Jesus.....

Amen.  :smirk2:

The Purple Fuzzy

#28
April 16, 2011, 07:01:55 PM
Went to a few garage sales this morning.  It's a beautiful day out.

Lynx

#29
April 16, 2011, 07:04:28 PM
Did you find any old english lit. books?  I used to tag along with mom to yard/garage sales and look for them specifically.  :D  Spent hours and hours reading them, but never did do the homework questions at the end of the stories. 
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Babs

#30
April 16, 2011, 07:17:29 PM
* Babs saw roscoe today

:hypocrite:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

The Purple Fuzzy

#31
April 16, 2011, 07:24:10 PM
lol

mini

#32
April 16, 2011, 08:42:49 PM
Merning all!
DISCLAIMER: All rights reserved. Meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Not necessarily the view of this website. This supersedes all previous notices.

I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Chseeads

#33
April 16, 2011, 08:47:57 PM
Babs, I'm sorry to hear that. 


I need something new to occupy my mind....I keep thinking about morons.

HELP!

Lynx

#34
April 16, 2011, 08:50:02 PM
Seth you could come over and help me with this music.

I'm very happy.  I just found out, completely by chance, that there is a soundtrack already made for "He's Alive" by Don Fransisco.  Saves me the trouble of making one of my own, for I really like that song.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Chseeads

#35
April 16, 2011, 08:53:28 PM
Oh God....help me, Lord....

Just when I thought that I was going to maybe eek by with some peace, the pro wrestler girl just texted asking the address again, they're on the way....  They should know how to get here without the address, for Pete's sake, they came down here twice already.....

* Chseeads weeps over the stupidity of people......

Somebody hide the gun and bullets from me.....

Lynx

#36
April 16, 2011, 08:55:18 PM
And another report of an air traffic controller napping, the fifth one (that the FAA admits to) since March.  They say it is an "open secret" that when two controllers are on duty at night one will nap while the other covers both posts, then the second will nap while the first pulls double duty. 

So... anyone taking a flight soon?
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#37
April 16, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Seth maybe she wasn't driving the last two times.  I and my brother used to drive down to Florence about five or six times a year, but he can't tell you how to get there.  He always zoned out and never remembered the route, even though it only had one turn (left turn) between our town and Florence.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Chseeads

#38
April 16, 2011, 09:00:28 PM
She wasn't, and she's probably not again.  But I don't think she could find her way out of a paper sack if you put her in one and turned her around once.

Lynx

#39
April 16, 2011, 09:04:45 PM
You could always make a big pot of duck soup...  Throw some black beans in it maybe?
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Babs

#40
April 16, 2011, 09:57:07 PM
Quote from: Chseeads on April 16, 2011, 08:47:57 PM
Babs, I'm sorry to hear that. 


I need something new to occupy my mind....I keep thinking about morons.

HELP!


hahah at first i thought u typed mormons lol
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Chseeads

#41
April 16, 2011, 10:01:24 PM
That'd be better than morons. lol

Well, they came and brought the ducks back.  It wasn't as bad as I thought.  She didn't beg and plead for me to babysit them in person, so that was good.... :roll:


Gotta clean up for church in a minute.

Babs

#42
April 16, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
right lol
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Chseeads

#43
April 16, 2011, 10:08:35 PM
I need some Valium.

Babs

#44
April 16, 2011, 10:16:07 PM
if this computer i am working on dont act right real soon i am going to need some lol
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Lynx

#45
April 16, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Hmmm... In an apostolic magazine I just found an ad for one of those sites for busy pastors, that gives you sermons you can preach.  Preachers who have no time to whip up a sermon on their own can search the database by author, scripture and subject.

I knew some churches did copy-and-paste sermons, but I have never seen an ad for it in a pentecostal magazine before.  :smirk2:
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Roscoe

#46
April 16, 2011, 11:40:17 PM
Quote from: Chseeads on April 16, 2011, 08:47:57 PM
Babs, I'm sorry to hear that. 

:pound:  I'll have you to know, it would be a great thing for Babs to meet me. :hypocrite: She evidently met an imposter Roscoe, not yours truely.
Quote from: minnesota68 on April 16, 2011, 08:42:49 PM
Merning all!
Mini, you hit your head? It's clearly afternoon when you posted this!  :noo:

Hi everyone1 One day closer to vacation.  :clap:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

MelodyB

#47
April 17, 2011, 01:20:56 AM
What a rewarding day!

I helped the Youth sell donuts and we sold 100 dozen. :o (and contrary to popular belief, the cops did not flock to us! I saw MANY cops, and none would stop and buy any!) then had lunch with the greatest Youth EVER, and back to the church for an incredible Sign practice, and a Youth Staff meeting. Then went to Gauiter to the mall where I DIDN'T find the shoes I was looking for, :( and came home.

I did find out something awesome today though!

When we were selling donuts at the hospital today, I went and weighed on the same scales as I used last Friday when dad got his toe cut off, and in 8 days, I dropped 11 pounds!! Yay! :hyper:

Of course that with being sick and not eating for two days, but hey! Whatever! ;)

TUPPERWARE!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

MelodyB

#48
April 17, 2011, 01:22:48 AM
Oh! We made $325.00 PROFIT off of the donuts today. It was EPIC!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Lynx

#49
April 17, 2011, 01:27:16 AM
And I didn't get a single donut...
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:
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