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What exactly is a "Date"? What defines it?

Started by RainbowJingles, April 23, 2010, 01:06:04 AM

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So what defines a "real date" exactly?

The guy asks a girl to go somewhere with him, and he pays for everything.
12 (100%)
The girl asks the guy to take her somewhere and makes him pay for it all.
1 (8.3%)
A guy gets his friend to ask a girl to meet them at a conference, and go out to eat afterward.
2 (16.7%)
Anything that involves gazing at the stars
6 (50%)
The drier the better.  If they resemble a prune, that's a good sign.
4 (33.3%)
When a girl wears a guy down until he finally says, "okay; fine.  Let's go somewhere"
2 (16.7%)
An "in person" meeting where the guy pays for everything and buys flowers and rents a limo.
6 (50%)
When the girl wears a white dress and the guy wears a tux and people throw things at them and mess up their car so they have to run away to live happily ever after.  :-D
4 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

Voting closed: June 02, 2010, 01:06:04 AM

RainbowJingles

Then I guess I'm not a Standard Operating Clown.  lol

Newsman

How about SPECIAL Operating Clown?


John  :waving:


Roscoe

Quote from: Newsman on April 11, 2011, 05:24:30 AM
How about SPECIAL Operating Clown?


John  :waving:
Oh, TACO! John's calling your clown special!

:freaky2: five-oh stirs pot and runs off to hide and watch the fireworks. :freaky2:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

RainbowJingles

Special?  Hmmm...

Not sure anyone needs to be worried on this one, Mister Fifty.

Special...

m-w.com says it's being "distinguished by some unusual quality"
Unusual = not normal.  Was I just called abnormal?  :eyebrow:
as in "isn't that ~special~?  or maybe as in
~special~ ed?  or perhaps even
~special~ attention needed?  Maybe it's
~special~ ly made because nothing else would work?


What exactly DOES "special" mean?  :eyebrow:

As Chonda Pierce would say, "ain't that special?"

Roscoe

Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 11, 2011, 03:59:49 PM
Special?  Hmmm...

Not sure anyone needs to be worried on this one, Mister Fifty.

Special...

m-w.com says it's being "distinguished by some unusual quality"
Unusual = not normal.  Was I just called abnormal?  :eyebrow:
as in "isn't that ~special~?  or maybe as in
~special~ ed?  or perhaps even
~special~ attention needed?  Maybe it's
~special~ ly made because nothing else would work?


What exactly DOES "special" mean?  :eyebrow:

As Chonda Pierce would say, "ain't that special?"
:laughhard: On the surface, I would agree.... but we all know what a player Sir John ,aka "Bustamove" can be.   :lol:  I was just trying to help watch out for my friend Taco's best interests. :hypocrite: :hypocrite:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

RainbowJingles

Hmmm...  Taco's "best interests," eh?

Exactly what is Taco *ahem* ~interested~ in?
:eyebrow:

And who is to say which thing he is intersted in is the best?

Roscoe

Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 11, 2011, 04:41:23 PM
Hmmm...  Taco's "best interests," eh?

Exactly what is Taco *ahem* ~interested~ in?
:eyebrow: You?
:laughhard:
And who is to say which thing he is intersted in is the best?
You should be an interrogator. Think I'm gonna "lawyer up" before I step in something. :laughhard:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

YooperYankDude

Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 11, 2011, 04:41:23 PM
Hmmm...  Taco's "best interests," eh?

Exactly what is Taco *ahem* ~interested~ in?
:eyebrow:

And who is to say which thing he is intersted in is the best?

:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

Newsman

And YOU would say she's not?


John  :waving:

Quote from: five-oh on April 11, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
Quote from: Newsman on April 11, 2011, 05:24:30 AM
How about SPECIAL Operating Clown?


John  :waving:
Oh, TACO! John's calling your clown special!

:freaky2: five-oh stirs pot and runs off to hide and watch the fireworks. :freaky2:

YooperYankDude

Quote from: Newsman on April 12, 2011, 03:35:15 AM
And YOU would say she's not?


John  :waving:

Quote from: five-oh on April 11, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
Quote from: Newsman on April 11, 2011, 05:24:30 AM
How about SPECIAL Operating Clown?


John  :waving:
Oh, TACO! John's calling your clown special!

:freaky2: five-oh stirs pot and runs off to hide and watch the fireworks. :freaky2:

Haha! Way to turn up the heat on the porker!  ( :laughhard: )

I agree... Elona is special! :)   

Roscoe

Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 12, 2011, 04:46:04 AM
Quote from: Newsman on April 12, 2011, 03:35:15 AM
And YOU would say she's not?


John  :waving:

Quote from: five-oh on April 11, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
Quote from: Newsman on April 11, 2011, 05:24:30 AM
How about SPECIAL Operating Clown?


John  :waving:
Oh, TACO! John's calling your clown special!

:freaky2: five-oh stirs pot and runs off to hide and watch the fireworks. :freaky2:

Haha! Way to turn up the heat on the porker!  ( :laughhard: )

I agree... Elona is special! :)
Porker?!? I'm SO hurt by all the name calling. :laughhard:

And since I don't really know the clown in question, as she has not been around much in the time I've been here, I could not say if she is special or not. From reading the various posts, though, and taking your judgement into account, I must conclude she is special- but hopefully in a different meaning of the word "special"  than, say, Yoop, or John. :laughhard:
But I was just trying to get Taco stirred up and yelling at John. Alas, it failed.
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Kloey

Had a dream that I went on a date with a fellow, but I never could see who he was.  To my delight, he was totally sporting suspenders, which I dig like it's nobody's bidness.  I think I shall call him Dreamy Boyfriend, DB for short.

P.S.
Elona is special.  Think yay-I've-finally-found-the-perfect-shoes-to-complete-this-outfit kind of special!  :freaky2:
I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

Newsman

So, now it's shoe-shoppng people interested in finding that Special Someone are supposed to go on, rather than car-shopping? :bigcheese:

Jason, been shoe-shopping lately??


John  :waving:

sunlight

Quote from: Newsman on April 13, 2011, 02:36:02 AM
So, now it's shoe-shoppng people interested in finding that Special Someone are supposed to go on, rather than car-shopping? :bigcheese:

Jason, been shoe-shopping lately??


John  :waving:



BOL!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That's great!

:laughat:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

YooperYankDude

Quote from: sunlight on April 13, 2011, 02:52:17 AM
Quote from: Newsman on April 13, 2011, 02:36:02 AM
So, now it's shoe-shoppng people interested in finding that Special Someone are supposed to go on, rather than car-shopping? :bigcheese:

Jason, been shoe-shopping lately??


John  :waving:



BOL!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That's great!

:laughat:

Indeed... that is great! What are the warranties on shoes like??  LOL!

Babs

Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Kloey

I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

Newsman

#143
Were you hear last year, Lady Sarah, when some poster who is no longer with us semi-ranted about finding a woman compared to car-shopping? Anyone remember the exact progress?

At any rate, it became a running line for some time!


John (who bought a new truck last year but is still single, and is now told he needs to shoe-shop!)  :waving:

YooperYankDude

Quote from: Newsman on April 13, 2011, 03:19:05 AM
Were you hear ast year, Lady Sarah, wne some poster who is no longer with us semi-ranted about finding a woman compared to car-shopping? Anyone remember the exact progress?

At any rate, it became a running line for some time!


John (who bought a new truck last year but is still single, and is now told he needs to shoe-shop!)  :waving:

HAHA! That was seriously funny... absurd... but funny! It was a running joke in TX at PF's house for a LONNNGGGG time... lol

Kloey

I was not online, but if y'all found the original bit as amusing as I find the notion itself, I imagine y'all lol'd an insane amount... :laughhard:

John, if you do go shoe shopping, bring reinforcements.  You know how those shoes always come in pairs.

Quote from: Newsman on April 13, 2011, 03:19:05 AM
Were you hear ast year, Lady Sarah, wne some poster who is no longer with us semi-ranted about finding a woman compared to car-shopping? Anyone remember the exact progress?

At any rate, it became a running line for some time!


John (who bought a new truck last year but is still single, and is now told he needs to shoe-shop!)  :waving:
I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

YooperYankDude

I think Taco has been shopping for some Clown shoes...   :laughhard: :laughhard:

Roscoe

Quote from: Newsman on April 13, 2011, 03:19:05 AM
Were you hear ast year, Lady Sarah, wne some poster who is no longer with us semi-ranted about finding a woman compared to car-shopping? Anyone remember the exact progress?

At any rate, it became a running line for some time!


John (who bought a new truck last year but is still single, and is now told he needs to shoe-shop!)  :waving:
For what it's worth, Sir John, my advice would be to buy a high quality pair of shoes. Don't skimp on quality and they'll last a lifetime. :P   I would say something along the lines of don't buy from Walmart, but I remembered that my wife works there and in this context I'd be in trouble.  :laughhard:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

YooperYankDude

I'm thinking that Taco is gonna have to go to CA to get his shoes...

Roscoe

Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 13, 2011, 03:38:13 AM
I'm thinking that Taco is gonna have to go to CA to get his shoes...
Well we know they won't be flipflops. After posting in this thread a minute ago, I went to the main menu and saw where Taco had posted in the natural shoes thread. :laughhard:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison