Question for Singles

[brysco]

Are you happy being single? Do you feel you could remain single the rest of your life and be perfectly happy?
Happy? Not sure. Content, yes. I could remain single for the rest of my life and be perfectly content.


Do you feel only true happiness will come when you find someone to share your life with? Is marriage the only way you see yourself being content?
Happiness is conditional. Joy is from the Lord. I am content as a single man. But maybe I could live a fuller life if I was married. When I was 19 I thought I'd be married by the time I was 22. I am 28 now, and try not to think about it all so much.

[YooperYankDude]

Is $10,000 a lot??  In MY mind it is!!  I'd MUCH rather do something MEGA-simple and have that kind of money to spare when it's all said and done.  I just can't imagine spending that much.  I say keep it simple.  Save the money.

http://www.ourmarriage.com/html/who_pays_for_what.html

This website seems to be of the opinion that the bride pays for accomodations for out-of-town guests.  I don't think any out-of-town guest expects that to happen unless the bride's family has a huge home and can accommodate lots of people.

Wedding Gown, Headpiece & Accessories:  The Bride's Family
Wedding Ring for Bride: The Groom
Wedding Ring for Groom: The Bride  

Wedding Gift for Groom: The Bride
So agreeing to marry the guy isn't gift enough for him??  LOL

Wedding Gift for Bride:  The Groom
See above! LOL

Bridesmaid Gifts:  The Bride
Hmmm... The chance to be apart of their friends once in a lifetime event isn't enough??

Groomsmen/Usher Gifts:  The Groom
See above! LOL, Not to mention a chance to walk one of the brides lovely bridemaids down the aisle? (only applies if singles are the only ones involved...)

Bride's Bouquet:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Bridesmaid Bouquets:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Mother's Corsages:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Grandmother Corsages:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Groom's Boutonniere: The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!
Groomsmen Boutonnieres: The Groom
  Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Usher's Boutonnieres:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!


Ceremony/Reception Flowers:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Good grief... at this point in time... I think someone should have implimented a BYOF rule!  LOL


Altar Baskets/Arches : The Bride's Family
Totally neccessary?? 

Canopy/Carpet:  The Bride's Family
Totally neccessary?? 

Kneeling Bench/Candleabrahs:  The Bride's Family
A nice church alter would work fine... lol

Rented Items for Wedding - The Bride's Family
Why are you renting the Brides Family???  They should want to be there... LOL

JK... what needs to rented...??

Rented Items for Reception - The Bride's Family
See above...

Invitations/Announcements - The Bride's Family
Important... but find a friend who is good with that stuff... consider the work a wedding present and pay for paper and shipping... or better yet... Email them! LOL... JK!

Wedding Programs - The Bride's Family
There is gonna be a wedding and then a reception... how hard is this to grasp! LOL

Napkins/Matches/Printed Items - The Bride's Family
Ummm... ok...  So leftover Christmas or Thanksgiving napkins aren't appropriate??   

Marriage License - The Groom
Important...

Medical Visit for Bride - The Bride
LOL... ummm... I know what this is for... but getting her head checked before she marries the guy might be a good thing as well...

Medical Visit for Groom - The Groom
LOL... ummm... I know what this is for... but getting his head checked before he marries the gal might be a good thing as well...



Church Fee - The Bride's Family
If using your own church... this expense could be eliminated

Clergyman/Officiant Fee - The Groom
If using one of your Pastors... should there be a fee??

Musician/Soloist - The Bride's Family
Not neccessarily expensive... does your church do music? How about your great Aunt Ruth (preferably after she shaves off her wierd beard!

But I do know this will be kinda expensive when I decide to get married... Don Francisco is slightly expensive!   

Church Janitor - The Bride's Family
Hmmm... can't there be a group of people who helps out with this... ??

Reception Hall Fee - The Bride's Family
Again... if your church is used... cheap... if not available... Parks are relatively cheap... lol

Catered Reception/Professional Services - The Bride's Family 
2 words... Church Potluck!

Wedding Photography - The Bride's Family
I got this one covered...

Video Photography - The Bride's Family
Not one of my concerns...

Orchestra/Band/DJ - The Bride's Family
Hmmm...

Wedding Cake - The Bride's Family
You can make a nice cake... or find someone who can decorate it nice... why spend hundreds of $'s on something people are going to ingest and then eliminate...??  LOL

Wedding Favors- The Bride's Family
??

Groom's Cake - The Groom's Family
Isn't one cake enough?? I'd rather it be a peanut butter pie! LOL

Rice Bags - The Bride's Family
No rice... out of respect for seagulls... only Bubbles...   

Rehearsal Dinner - The Grooms Family
Something simple... Chili...

Bridesmaid Luncheon - The Bride
Something simple...

Bachelor Party - Best Man/Groom's Attendants
Needed expense... something like Paintball or Lasertag!

Wedding Breakfast - The Bride's Family
Pancakes are inexpensive!

Bridal Brunch - The Bride's Family
There is gonna be food at the reception... if they eat much more... will they fit into those expensive dresses??

Bridesmaid's Gowns - Bridesmaid's
Yup

Maid of Honor Gown - Maid of Honor
Yup

Matron of Honor Gown - Matron of Honor
Yup

Best Man Formal Wear - Best Man
Yup

Usher's Formal Wear - Ushers
Yup

Groomsmen's Formal Wear - Groomsmen
Yup

Gloves/Ties/Ascots for Attendants - The Groom
Ties maybe... I don't even know what an ascot is! LOL!
Father of Bride Formal Wear - Bride's Family

Father of Groom Formal Wear - Groom's Family
I am sure he prolly has a suit! Mine won't be there anyhow... so no expense...

Children's Formal Wear - The Children's Parents
Yup

Limousine Service - The Groom
That could be expensive... but why do you need a limo??

Honeymoon Arrangements - The Groom
Yes, yes... of course...

Travel Expenses to the Wedding - The Out-of-town Attendant or Family Member
If you want to come to my wedding or be a part of it... you might need to do this on your own.. lol

Accommodations for out-of town Guests - The Bride
Poppycock... they want to come... rent a hotel... or join the rest of the campers...! LOL

Gifts for the Couple - Guest, Attendants and Family
AMEN!!

LOL... ok... so I am not married... but that list was exhausting... Why do weddings need to be so expensive? They dont... they can be nice... but inexpensive... just gotta think things through!

No wedding plans for me... just incase your BOB or Newsman... and your plotting to turn this into something worth quoting! LOL   

[Newsman]

You may not be married, and may be unwilling to call your 'friends with lots of potential' relationship dating, but even Igor the Incompetent should be able to have an idea of what's on your mind!


John/IBOB 

Is $10,000 a lot??  In MY mind it is!!  I'd MUCH rather do something MEGA-simple and have that kind of money to spare when it's all said and done.  I just can't imagine spending that much.  I say keep it simple.  Save the money.

http://www.ourmarriage.com/html/who_pays_for_what.html

This website seems to be of the opinion that the bride pays for accomodations for out-of-town guests.  I don't think any out-of-town guest expects that to happen unless the bride's family has a huge home and can accommodate lots of people.

Wedding Gown, Headpiece & Accessories:  The Bride's Family
Wedding Ring for Bride: The Groom
Wedding Ring for Groom: The Bride  

Wedding Gift for Groom: The Bride
So agreeing to marry the guy isn't gift enough for him??  LOL

Wedding Gift for Bride:  The Groom
See above! LOL

Bridesmaid Gifts:  The Bride
Hmmm... The chance to be apart of their friends once in a lifetime event isn't enough??

Groomsmen/Usher Gifts:  The Groom
See above! LOL, Not to mention a chance to walk one of the brides lovely bridemaids down the aisle? (only applies if singles are the only ones involved...)

Bride's Bouquet:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Bridesmaid Bouquets:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Mother's Corsages:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Grandmother Corsages:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Groom's Boutonniere: The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!
Groomsmen Boutonnieres: The Groom
  Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Usher's Boutonnieres:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!


Ceremony/Reception Flowers:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Good grief... at this point in time... I think someone should have implimented a BYOF rule!  LOL


Altar Baskets/Arches : The Bride's Family
Totally neccessary?? 

Canopy/Carpet:  The Bride's Family
Totally neccessary?? 

Kneeling Bench/Candleabrahs:  The Bride's Family
A nice church alter would work fine... lol

Rented Items for Wedding - The Bride's Family
Why are you renting the Brides Family???  They should want to be there... LOL

JK... what needs to rented...??

Rented Items for Reception - The Bride's Family
See above...

Invitations/Announcements - The Bride's Family
Important... but find a friend who is good with that stuff... consider the work a wedding present and pay for paper and shipping... or better yet... Email them! LOL... JK!

Wedding Programs - The Bride's Family
There is gonna be a wedding and then a reception... how hard is this to grasp! LOL

Napkins/Matches/Printed Items - The Bride's Family
Ummm... ok...  So leftover Christmas or Thanksgiving napkins aren't appropriate??   

Marriage License - The Groom
Important...

Medical Visit for Bride - The Bride
LOL... ummm... I know what this is for... but getting her head checked before she marries the guy might be a good thing as well...

Medical Visit for Groom - The Groom
LOL... ummm... I know what this is for... but getting his head checked before he marries the gal might be a good thing as well...



Church Fee - The Bride's Family
If using your own church... this expense could be eliminated

Clergyman/Officiant Fee - The Groom
If using one of your Pastors... should there be a fee??

Musician/Soloist - The Bride's Family
Not neccessarily expensive... does your church do music? How about your great Aunt Ruth (preferably after she shaves off her wierd beard!

But I do know this will be kinda expensive when I decide to get married... Don Francisco is slightly expensive!   

Church Janitor - The Bride's Family
Hmmm... can't there be a group of people who helps out with this... ??

Reception Hall Fee - The Bride's Family
Again... if your church is used... cheap... if not available... Parks are relatively cheap... lol

Catered Reception/Professional Services - The Bride's Family 
2 words... Church Potluck!

Wedding Photography - The Bride's Family
I got this one covered...

Video Photography - The Bride's Family
Not one of my concerns...

Orchestra/Band/DJ - The Bride's Family
Hmmm...

Wedding Cake - The Bride's Family
You can make a nice cake... or find someone who can decorate it nice... why spend hundreds of $'s on something people are going to ingest and then eliminate...??  LOL

Wedding Favors- The Bride's Family
??

Groom's Cake - The Groom's Family
Isn't one cake enough?? I'd rather it be a peanut butter pie! LOL

Rice Bags - The Bride's Family
No rice... out of respect for seagulls... only Bubbles...   

Rehearsal Dinner - The Grooms Family
Something simple... Chili...

Bridesmaid Luncheon - The Bride
Something simple...

Bachelor Party - Best Man/Groom's Attendants
Needed expense... something like Paintball or Lasertag!

Wedding Breakfast - The Bride's Family
Pancakes are inexpensive!

Bridal Brunch - The Bride's Family
There is gonna be food at the reception... if they eat much more... will they fit into those expensive dresses??

Bridesmaid's Gowns - Bridesmaid's
Yup

Maid of Honor Gown - Maid of Honor
Yup

Matron of Honor Gown - Matron of Honor
Yup

Best Man Formal Wear - Best Man
Yup

Usher's Formal Wear - Ushers
Yup

Groomsmen's Formal Wear - Groomsmen
Yup

Gloves/Ties/Ascots for Attendants - The Groom
Ties maybe... I don't even know what an ascot is! LOL!
Father of Bride Formal Wear - Bride's Family

Father of Groom Formal Wear - Groom's Family
I am sure he prolly has a suit! Mine won't be there anyhow... so no expense...

Children's Formal Wear - The Children's Parents
Yup

Limousine Service - The Groom
That could be expensive... but why do you need a limo??

Honeymoon Arrangements - The Groom
Yes, yes... of course...

Travel Expenses to the Wedding - The Out-of-town Attendant or Family Member
If you want to come to my wedding or be a part of it... you might need to do this on your own.. lol

Accommodations for out-of town Guests - The Bride
Poppycock... they want to come... rent a hotel... or join the rest of the campers...! LOL

Gifts for the Couple - Guest, Attendants and Family
AMEN!!

LOL... ok... so I am not married... but that list was exhausting... Why do weddings need to be so expensive? They dont... they can be nice... but inexpensive... just gotta think things through!

No wedding plans for me... just incase your BOB or Newsman... and your plotting to turn this into something worth quoting! LOL   

[The Purple Fuzzy]

[upcchris]

These are ascots - a cross between a scarf and a tie - also referred to as a cravat.

Nice how the bucks night is a necessary expense, but that nothing else seems to be 

[Roscoe]

    I so agree with IBOB/ Newsman! And we don't have to "turn this into something worth quoting", you did that for us!  (    Thomas' new favorite smiley)

[YooperYankDude]

    I so agree with IBOB/ Newsman! And we don't have to "turn this into something worth quoting", you did that for us!  (    Thomas' new favorite smiley)

's BOB! LOL   

"BOB - LOL! I had acceptance before... and admittance to some... I simply wasn't ready to announce it to the world... you and another 'lil sister kinda made that inevitable! LOL!

To the rest of my friends... and mom... lol, I am in the process of getting to know someone. We are a little more than friends... but do not like the whole "dating" or BF / GF title... or the connotations that come with those titles... lol.

So at the moment "we are friends seeking Gods will concerning the potential possibilities of a future with each other"... considering that marriage was created by God and intended to be a lifelong commitment... I take that very seriously and so does she, and although it doesn't always end that way... I intend to make a good attempt at it... "


Direct quote from my relationship status change... Had to do it... since BOB and a bratty lil sister kept making comments!! LOL... My mom was getting all mellodramatic on me over it... cause I hadn't mentioned it yet...

So quote away... "I ain't Skeered!"

[Roscoe]

    I so agree with IBOB/ Newsman! And we don't have to "turn this into something worth quoting", you did that for us!  (    Thomas' new favorite smiley)

's BOB! LOL   

"BOB - LOL! I had acceptance before... and admittance to some... I simply wasn't ready to announce it to the world... you and another 'lil sister kinda made that inevitable! LOL!

To the rest of my friends... and mom... lol, I am in the process of getting to know someone. We are a little more than friends... but do not like the whole "dating" or BF / GF title... or the connotations that come with those titles... lol.

So at the moment "we are friends seeking Gods will concerning the potential possibilities of a future with each other"... considering that marriage was created by God and intended to be a lifelong commitment... I take that very seriously and so does she, and although it doesn't always end that way... I intend to make a good attempt at it... "


Direct quote from my relationship status change... Had to do it... since BOB and a bratty lil sister kept making comments!! LOL... My mom was getting all mellodramatic on me over it... cause I hadn't mentioned it yet...

So quote away... "I ain't Skeered!"

Ooops! Sorry 'bout that Sir T- Didn't mean to stir up anything, but really, little sister helped make it too easy. Sure didn't mean to stir up the mother unit. Oh, and for someone that claims to be not so good at technical writing, that explaination of your relationship is well crafted- looks like a cautous lawyer wrote it.

[YooperYankDude]

    I so agree with IBOB/ Newsman! And we don't have to "turn this into something worth quoting", you did that for us!  (    Thomas' new favorite smiley)

's BOB! LOL   

"BOB - LOL! I had acceptance before... and admittance to some... I simply wasn't ready to announce it to the world... you and another 'lil sister kinda made that inevitable! LOL!

To the rest of my friends... and mom... lol, I am in the process of getting to know someone. We are a little more than friends... but do not like the whole "dating" or BF / GF title... or the connotations that come with those titles... lol.

So at the moment "we are friends seeking Gods will concerning the potential possibilities of a future with each other"... considering that marriage was created by God and intended to be a lifelong commitment... I take that very seriously and so does she, and although it doesn't always end that way... I intend to make a good attempt at it... "


Direct quote from my relationship status change... Had to do it... since BOB and a bratty lil sister kept making comments!! LOL... My mom was getting all mellodramatic on me over it... cause I hadn't mentioned it yet...

So quote away... "I ain't Skeered!"

Ooops! Sorry 'bout that Sir T- Didn't mean to stir up anything, but really, little sister helped make it too easy. Sure didn't mean to stir up the mother unit. Oh, and for someone that claims to be not so good at technical writing, that explaination of your relationship is well crafted- looks like a cautous lawyer wrote it.

  I have my moments of brilliance... lol. A cautious lawyer, eh?  Hmmm... maybe I should go to law school afterall... lol   

[sunlight]

Is $10,000 a lot??  In MY mind it is!!  I'd MUCH rather do something MEGA-simple and have that kind of money to spare when it's all said and done.  I just can't imagine spending that much.  I say keep it simple.  Save the money.

http://www.ourmarriage.com/html/who_pays_for_what.html

This website seems to be of the opinion that the bride pays for accomodations for out-of-town guests.  I don't think any out-of-town guest expects that to happen unless the bride's family has a huge home and can accommodate lots of people.

Wedding Gown, Headpiece & Accessories:  The Bride's Family
Wedding Ring for Bride: The Groom
Wedding Ring for Groom: The Bride  

Wedding Gift for Groom: The Bride
So agreeing to marry the guy isn't gift enough for him??  LOL

Wedding Gift for Bride:  The Groom
See above! LOL

Bridesmaid Gifts:  The Bride
Hmmm... The chance to be apart of their friends once in a lifetime event isn't enough??

Groomsmen/Usher Gifts:  The Groom
See above! LOL, Not to mention a chance to walk one of the brides lovely bridemaids down the aisle? (only applies if singles are the only ones involved...)

Bride's Bouquet:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Bridesmaid Bouquets:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Mother's Corsages:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Grandmother Corsages:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Groom's Boutonniere: The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!
Groomsmen Boutonnieres: The Groom
  Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Usher's Boutonnieres:  The Groom
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!


Ceremony/Reception Flowers:  The Bride's Family
Flowers are not that expensive if you price shop!

Good grief... at this point in time... I think someone should have implimented a BYOF rule!  LOL


Altar Baskets/Arches : The Bride's Family
Totally neccessary?? 

Canopy/Carpet:  The Bride's Family
Totally neccessary?? 

Kneeling Bench/Candleabrahs:  The Bride's Family
A nice church alter would work fine... lol

Rented Items for Wedding - The Bride's Family
Why are you renting the Brides Family???  They should want to be there... LOL

JK... what needs to rented...??

Rented Items for Reception - The Bride's Family
See above...

Invitations/Announcements - The Bride's Family
Important... but find a friend who is good with that stuff... consider the work a wedding present and pay for paper and shipping... or better yet... Email them! LOL... JK!

Wedding Programs - The Bride's Family
There is gonna be a wedding and then a reception... how hard is this to grasp! LOL

Napkins/Matches/Printed Items - The Bride's Family
Ummm... ok...  So leftover Christmas or Thanksgiving napkins aren't appropriate??   

Marriage License - The Groom
Important...

Medical Visit for Bride - The Bride
LOL... ummm... I know what this is for... but getting her head checked before she marries the guy might be a good thing as well...

Medical Visit for Groom - The Groom
LOL... ummm... I know what this is for... but getting his head checked before he marries the gal might be a good thing as well...



Church Fee - The Bride's Family
If using your own church... this expense could be eliminated

Clergyman/Officiant Fee - The Groom
If using one of your Pastors... should there be a fee??

Musician/Soloist - The Bride's Family
Not neccessarily expensive... does your church do music? How about your great Aunt Ruth (preferably after she shaves off her wierd beard!

But I do know this will be kinda expensive when I decide to get married... Don Francisco is slightly expensive!   

Church Janitor - The Bride's Family
Hmmm... can't there be a group of people who helps out with this... ??

Reception Hall Fee - The Bride's Family
Again... if your church is used... cheap... if not available... Parks are relatively cheap... lol

Catered Reception/Professional Services - The Bride's Family 
2 words... Church Potluck!

Wedding Photography - The Bride's Family
I got this one covered...

Video Photography - The Bride's Family
Not one of my concerns...

Orchestra/Band/DJ - The Bride's Family
Hmmm...

Wedding Cake - The Bride's Family
You can make a nice cake... or find someone who can decorate it nice... why spend hundreds of $'s on something people are going to ingest and then eliminate...??  LOL

Wedding Favors- The Bride's Family
??

Groom's Cake - The Groom's Family
Isn't one cake enough?? I'd rather it be a peanut butter pie! LOL

Rice Bags - The Bride's Family
No rice... out of respect for seagulls... only Bubbles...   

Rehearsal Dinner - The Grooms Family
Something simple... Chili...

Bridesmaid Luncheon - The Bride
Something simple...

Bachelor Party - Best Man/Groom's Attendants
Needed expense... something like Paintball or Lasertag!

Wedding Breakfast - The Bride's Family
Pancakes are inexpensive!

Bridal Brunch - The Bride's Family
There is gonna be food at the reception... if they eat much more... will they fit into those expensive dresses??

Bridesmaid's Gowns - Bridesmaid's
Yup

Maid of Honor Gown - Maid of Honor
Yup

Matron of Honor Gown - Matron of Honor
Yup

Best Man Formal Wear - Best Man
Yup

Usher's Formal Wear - Ushers
Yup

Groomsmen's Formal Wear - Groomsmen
Yup

Gloves/Ties/Ascots for Attendants - The Groom
Ties maybe... I don't even know what an ascot is! LOL!
Father of Bride Formal Wear - Bride's Family

Father of Groom Formal Wear - Groom's Family
I am sure he prolly has a suit! Mine won't be there anyhow... so no expense...

Children's Formal Wear - The Children's Parents
Yup

Limousine Service - The Groom
That could be expensive... but why do you need a limo??

Honeymoon Arrangements - The Groom
Yes, yes... of course...

Travel Expenses to the Wedding - The Out-of-town Attendant or Family Member
If you want to come to my wedding or be a part of it... you might need to do this on your own.. lol

Accommodations for out-of town Guests - The Bride
Poppycock... they want to come... rent a hotel... or join the rest of the campers...! LOL

Gifts for the Couple - Guest, Attendants and Family
AMEN!!

LOL... ok... so I am not married... but that list was exhausting... Why do weddings need to be so expensive? They dont... they can be nice... but inexpensive... just gotta think things through!

No wedding plans for me... just incase your BOB or Newsman... and your plotting to turn this into something worth quoting! LOL   

And this is why Molly is going to need help... *cough*

[YooperYankDude]

And this is why Molly is going to need help... *cough*

HEY NOW!!  's Chel!   

I just turned a $20,000 monster into a nice  < $1000 event!

Someone needs to! THAT much money spent on "1" single day... is not only obnoxious... but dumb! LOL! I am being serious now...LOL! (well kinda...)

If your going to spend that much money in one day... at least make it fun... give all the guest Paintball guns... and have a blow out... or rent a Laser Tag Emporium... with Go Karting, and Mini Golf... (I hate minigolf!)

[SippinTea]

*nods wisely with Chel* Yup. Poor Molly is gonna need all the help she can get. Okay, how about you volunteer to do the photos, and I'll volunteer to help with decorating. And we can BOTH volunteer to pound Yoop when he gets outta line.

[YooperYankDude]

*nods wisely with Chel* Yup. Poor Molly is gonna need all the help she can get. Okay, how about you volunteer to do the photos, and I'll volunteer to help with decorating. And we can BOTH volunteer to pound Yoop when he gets outta line.

You've both already been hired for said positions... should there be a wedding! Ever! LOL... well... except the  'n part! LOL!  But I am sure there'll be a time for that as well... maybe at that non-existent Bridal Luncheon... LOL   

[Sis]

And we can BOTH volunteer to pound Yoop when he gets outta line.

Why wait until then? Practice, practice, practice.

[Roscoe]

*nods wisely with Chel* Yup. Poor Molly is gonna need all the help she can get. Okay, how about you volunteer to do the photos, and I'll volunteer to help with decorating. And we can BOTH volunteer to pound Yoop when he gets outta line.

Ladies, I know that I am but a lowly man, but I would love to volunteer for the "pound Yoop when he's outta line" job.  And as Sis says, practice makes perfect..... Yoop, just because. (practice) 

[YooperYankDude]

*nods wisely with Chel* Yup. Poor Molly is gonna need all the help she can get. Okay, how about you volunteer to do the photos, and I'll volunteer to help with decorating. And we can BOTH volunteer to pound Yoop when he gets outta line.

Ladies, I know that I am but a lowly man, but I would love to volunteer for the "pound Yoop when he's outta line" job.  And as Sis says, practice makes perfect..... Yoop, just because. (practice) 

BOB... you are on the list of "targets" when I do actually have a wedding... my groomsmen will be armed with automatic paintball guns and will be shooting any troublemakers...! Normally I reserve this list simply for family members that I fear will be arguing... but your special... you are on the Top 5 list for targets!    And watch out for them Paintball mines and claymores...   

[Roscoe]

BOB... you are on the list of "targets" when I do actually have a wedding... my groomsmen will be armed with automatic paintball guns and will be shooting any troublemakers...! Normally I reserve this list simply for family members that I fear will be arguing... but your special... you are on the Top 5 list for targets!    And watch out for them Paintball mines and claymores...   

Alright! I've finally made a "Top Five" list. Thanks to all who've made this possible, especially a "little sister" that will probably never see this. And remember, dear Yoop, I'll be armed when I show up at your soon to be wedding. After all, it's a long trip and there might be hostile force between here and there.

[YooperYankDude]

BOB... you are on the list of "targets" when I do actually have a wedding... my groomsmen will be armed with automatic paintball guns and will be shooting any troublemakers...! Normally I reserve this list simply for family members that I fear will be arguing... but your special... you are on the Top 5 list for targets!    And watch out for them Paintball mines and claymores...   

Alright! I've finally made a "Top Five" list. Thanks to all who've made this possible, especially a "little sister" that will probably never see this. And remember, dear Yoop, I'll be armed when I show up at your soon to be wedding. After all, it's a long trip and there might be hostile force between here and there.

Haha... yes... I doubt she'll ever see this! LOL!

As long as you come prepared for it... if your good enough... perhaps I will enlist you as head of the security division! How do you feel about playing sniper with a paintball gun? I have some people on the list I will need shot repeatedly! (Such as Biological Father and Step-father of the Groom... Dumb mixed and blended family junk... LOL)   

[Roscoe]

 Do I gotta use a paintball gun? LOL! Or do they make a 1911 style paintball gun? Seriously, I've never shot a paintball gun before in my life, I guess I need to go find one and practice.

[YooperYankDude]

Do I gotta use a paintball gun? LOL! Or do they make a 1911 style paintball gun? Seriously, I've never shot a paintball gun before in my life, I guess I need to go find one and practice.

Haha... Betting they do...! I have shot one once... But one of my friends always joked that we'll have each other armed with them at our weddings... Trouble makers get shot... Get shot 3 times and your out! Lol... Maybe that is why neither of us have married yet... Lol! Besides the fact we wanted to set off things that go boom... (both former USAF Ammo guys! Lol). 

[taco_harvell]

*nods wisely with Chel* Yup. Poor Molly is gonna need all the help she can get. Okay, how about you volunteer to do the photos, and I'll volunteer to help with decorating. And we can BOTH volunteer to pound Yoop when he gets outta line.

Ladies, I know that I am but a lowly man, but I would love to volunteer for the "pound Yoop when he's outta line" job.  And as Sis says, practice makes perfect..... Yoop, just because. (practice) 

BOB... you are on the list of "targets" when I do actually have a wedding... my groomsmen will be armed with automatic paintball guns and will be shooting any troublemakers...! Normally I reserve this list simply for family members that I fear will be arguing... but your special... you are on the Top 5 list for targets!    And watch out for them Paintball mines and claymores...   

Then I volunteer as a Groomsmen!!! lol

I will be daring someone to stand and object just so I can blast them. lol

[MsJennJenn]

Do I gotta use a paintball gun? LOL! Or do they make a 1911 style paintball gun? Seriously, I've never shot a paintball gun before in my life, I guess I need to go find one and practice.

Haha... Betting they do...! I have shot one once... But one of my friends always joked that we'll have each other armed with them at our weddings... Trouble makers get shot... Get shot 3 times and your out! Lol... Maybe that is why neither of us have married yet... Lol! Besides the fact we wanted to set off things that go boom... (both former USAF Ammo guys! Lol). 

I was in a wedding once, where the guys all had those can noise makers - that make a HORRIFICALLY loud noise when blown....and when it was time for the bride and groom they blew them. I think the bride, groom, wedding party and half of the congregation all jumped a foot in the air when they went off!

[Sis]

BOB... you are on the list of "targets" when I do actually have a wedding... my groomsmen will be armed with automatic paintball guns and will be shooting any troublemakers...! Normally I reserve this list simply for family members that I fear will be arguing... but your special... you are on the Top 5 list for targets!    And watch out for them Paintball mines and claymores...   

Just as long as the paint matches the bride's chosen colors.

[SippinTea]

Taco - Haha! Hmm... *thinks*... maybe I should hire you for MY wedding, in that case.  Err, if you'll blast anyone who objects, that it. 

Sis - Nice.

[YooperYankDude]

*nods wisely with Chel* Yup. Poor Molly is gonna need all the help she can get. Okay, how about you volunteer to do the photos, and I'll volunteer to help with decorating. And we can BOTH volunteer to pound Yoop when he gets outta line.

Ladies, I know that I am but a lowly man, but I would love to volunteer for the "pound Yoop when he's outta line" job.  And as Sis says, practice makes perfect..... Yoop, just because. (practice) 

BOB... you are on the list of "targets" when I do actually have a wedding... my groomsmen will be armed with automatic paintball guns and will be shooting any troublemakers...! Normally I reserve this list simply for family members that I fear will be arguing... but your special... you are on the Top 5 list for targets!    And watch out for them Paintball mines and claymores...   

Then I volunteer as a Groomsmen!!! lol

I will be daring someone to stand and object just so I can blast them. lol

YAY! Your Hired... 

BOB... you are on the list of "targets" when I do actually have a wedding... my groomsmen will be armed with automatic paintball guns and will be shooting any troublemakers...! Normally I reserve this list simply for family members that I fear will be arguing... but your special... you are on the Top 5 list for targets!    And watch out for them Paintball mines and claymores...   

Just as long as the paint matches the bride's chosen colors.

LOL... I'll have to check on that when the time comes... lol

Taco - Haha! Hmm... *thinks*... maybe I should hire you for MY wedding, in that case.  Err, if you'll blast anyone who objects, that it. 

Sis - Nice.

Yes... don't forget I volunteered for that as well... quite a while ago! LOL... Camera in one hand... M-16 Paintball gun with silencer in the other...  Just call me "Mr. T"...