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Started by Newsman, May 02, 2009, 08:32:56 PM

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Amelia Bedelia

anything to keep from having to talk to people.  Texting is the best, so much better than email - with emails you have unlimited space and have no excuse not to be polite, texts are 160 characters, no space for blather... make the point and get out.

I text, facebook and GP while driving... its illegal here  :-?  I am allowed to talk hands-free on the bluetooth though

The one accident that was my fault was 10 years ago and I wasn't doing any of the above... simply watching some hot dude in a jeep wrangler take his shirt off and not the brake lights in front of me   :hypocrite:

YooperYankDude

Quote from: upcchris on February 26, 2010, 01:20:43 AM
Texting is great when you have a message to convey that you don't want dragged out or to get yelled at for. :lol:

LOL, great idea... I may try this should the occasion ever arise... lol

iridiscente

Quote from: Amelia Bedelia on February 26, 2010, 08:24:05 PM
anything to keep from having to talk to people.  Texting is the best, so much better than email - with emails you have unlimited space and have no excuse not to be polite, texts are 160 characters, no space for blather... make the point and get out.

YES!
that.

YooperYankDude

Quote from: iridiscente on February 26, 2010, 10:47:34 PM
Quote from: Amelia Bedelia on February 26, 2010, 08:24:05 PM
anything to keep from having to talk to people.  Texting is the best, so much better than email - with emails you have unlimited space and have no excuse not to be polite, texts are 160 characters, no space for blather... make the point and get out.

YES!
that.

I like how your reply was only 9 characters... short and to the point! lol

iridiscente



RainbowJingles

Nah.  Verbosity is fun.  Especially when you're around Dina.  :hypocrite:

Sis

Did you see that commercial where they made up the word VOCABULOUS?   :laughhard:

iridiscente

Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 28, 2010, 08:25:04 AM
Nah.  Verbosity is fun.  Especially when you're around Dina.  :hypocrite:
I will get out the cedar, clown, just you wait! :P
HUG!

YooperYankDude

Quote from: iridiscente on February 28, 2010, 06:28:16 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 28, 2010, 08:25:04 AM
Nah.  Verbosity is fun.  Especially when you're around Dina.  :hypocrite:
I will get out the cedar, clown, just you wait! :P
HUG!
If you look if up in the dictionary... there is picture of Adina as the definition...   :laughhard:

ver·bos·i·ty   [ver-bos-i-tee] 
–noun
the state or quality of being verbose; superfluity of words; wordiness: Her speeches were always marred by verbosity.   :laughhard:

Haha... I should not be saying this, since I am equally guilty of it...!  :laughhard:

iridiscente


RainbowJingles



sunlight

Time to cowboy up John... go propose to Elona in real life...
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Newsman

What, and give you and Minnie the belief you were right all along?


John  :waving:

Sis

You shouldn't kiss clowns. They taste funny!  :laughhard:

RainbowJingles

We do not!  We taste just like everyone else!  With our taste buds!!!  :girltongue:

*denies everything, just in case she needs to*

As for Minnie being right...  never trust a man who has the nickname of a female mouse.

:sofachair:

YooperYankDude

Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 01, 2010, 08:27:52 AM
We do not!  We taste just like everyone else!  With our taste buds!!!  :girltongue:


LOL

SippinTea

Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 01, 2010, 08:27:52 AM
We do not!  We taste just like everyone else!  With our taste buds!!!  :girltongue:

*denies everything, just in case she needs to*

As for Minnie being right...  never trust a man who has the nickname of a female mouse.

:sofachair:

:biglaugh:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

iridiscente

Quote from: Newsman on March 01, 2010, 06:28:40 AM
What, and give you and Minnie the chance to bless ME with triplets?

John  :waving:

:halo:

sunlight

  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

YooperYankDude


Newsman


YooperYankDude

Quote from: Newsman on March 03, 2010, 01:00:44 PM
Quote from: sunlight on March 01, 2010, 05:53:04 AM
Time to cowboy up Thomas... come propose in real life...

Well then... LOL.

I propose a toast to John and Elona.. may you never get tired of running circles around each other... and may your children inhabit the gates of your enemies!  :biglaugh:

How was that?    :hypocrite:

Newsman

That was pretty sharp, Yoop!

However, if you look at Lady Elona's previous posting on this website, you will find that she says she set the minimum age for a guy for her at 42 "several" years ago. Now, the working definition I've had for years is that "several" = four or more. That would mean I am too young for her, not being 42 "several" years ago.


John  :waving: