Good News, Bad news, and Worse news

[Babs]

bad news is the can of mace blew up in her purse

[gabbtastic]

worst news..... it soaked all her money and ruined her cards

[Babs]

good news is you just found out you won a free 6 week trip to Hawaii

[Tricia Lea]

bad news you get there and find out you are alergic to macadamia nuts and wind up in the hospital

lol

[Babs]

worst news, you found out the hospital caught fire right after you checked in

[Ashlee]

Good news.
You won 3 million dollars

[Babs]

bad news you died the next morning

[gabbtastic]

worst news u came back as a brain dead zombie??

(how can u be worse then death? O wait yea... eternal death i wont include that i like the zombie)

[Tricia Lea]

Good news  Sis mom found out she won 5,000,000 from publishers clearing house lol

[Sis]

Worse news: She was fined 6,000,000 for moving from Florida without permission. 

[Tricia Lea]

Good news,  mz ethyl got moved

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Bad news: they didn't have her internet hooked up.

[apsurf]

Worse news: her house is just above a cow feed lot

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Good news: The sun is shining today.

[sunlight]

bad news: you were stuck in the office all day and didnt get to enjoy it... :grin:

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Worse news is my car was so hot I could have cooked cookies on the dash, but didn't.

[Mrs. Yosemite]

good news is she had a set of back up cookies in her purse!    (This thread is so hillarious!!)

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Bad news is they were squished.

[Mrs. Yosemite]

Good news is she found her toe nail clippers. 

[Ashlee]

Bad news: the were covered in an icky green goo

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Worse news, it got on her hands and wouldn't come off.

[MelodyB]

Good news, Chels doggie helped lick it off.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Bad news is, it made his teeth turn green.

[MelodyB]

Worse news, his fur turned green too.

[Ashlee]

Good news, she had time to give him a bath