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Babs

#125
December 30, 2007, 10:57:46 PM
If you could invent one new home appliance, what would it do?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Scott

#126
December 30, 2007, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on December 30, 2007, 10:57:46 PM
If you could invent one new home appliance, what would it do?

house cleaning robot


"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


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sunlight

#127
December 30, 2007, 11:18:56 PM
What would you name it?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Scott

#128
December 30, 2007, 11:40:02 PM
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Babs

#129
December 30, 2007, 11:40:49 PM
what all would it do? and how much would it cost?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

sunlight

#130
December 30, 2007, 11:41:44 PM
haha! thats great!
why are some guys intimidated by a girl who can change her own oil?
or... why are some gals intimidated by a guy who can cook better than them?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Newsman

#131
December 30, 2007, 11:56:39 PM
Scott,

   Does Lady Sunlight have someone in mind that she's asking the above question about?


John  :waving:

Babs

#132
December 31, 2007, 12:23:42 AM
If you could ask God any single question, what would it be?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Scott

#133
December 31, 2007, 03:24:27 AM
Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on December 30, 2007, 11:40:49 PM
what all would it do? and how much would it cost?

It does what ever house work you don't want to do and is worth whatever the cost
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Sister_Mom

#134
December 31, 2007, 06:56:53 PM
Quote from: Scott on December 31, 2007, 03:24:27 AM
Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on December 30, 2007, 11:40:49 PM
what all would it do? and how much would it cost?

It does what ever house work you don't want to do and is worth whatever the cost

Robo-Maid at your service here for $200,000 annually and you provide room and board, until Robo-Maid wears out.  5 Year warranty available at extra cost. No extended warranties available. :grin:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Sister_Mom

#136
December 31, 2007, 07:07:51 PM
What's so funny? I thought it was a great idea.  :hypocrite:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Scott

#137
December 31, 2007, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: sunlight on December 30, 2007, 11:41:44 PM
haha! thats great!
why are some guys intimidated by a girl who can change her own oil?

because they can't and it makes them feel insecure
Quote
or... why are some gals intimidated by a guy who can cook better than them?

because they can't and it makes them feel insecure
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Scott

#138
December 31, 2007, 07:15:50 PM
Quote from: Newsman on December 30, 2007, 11:56:39 PM
Scott,

   Does Lady Sunlight have someone in mind that she's asking the above question about?


John  :waving:

I would assume so
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Scott

#139
December 31, 2007, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on December 31, 2007, 12:23:42 AM
If you could ask God any single question, what would it be?

Why are they called apartments when they are all together?

Why do we park on driveways, yet drive on parkways?

Why do brown cows, eat green grass and give white milk?

How come brown cows don't produce chocolate milk?

Why do Rhinos and Elepants, two of the largest creatures on the planet eat grass and a small terrier eats meat?

Why don't Do-do birds and penguins fly when they are birds?

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Scott

#140
December 31, 2007, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: Sister_Mom on December 31, 2007, 06:56:53 PM
Quote from: Scott on December 31, 2007, 03:24:27 AM
Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on December 30, 2007, 11:40:49 PM
what all would it do? and how much would it cost?

It does what ever house work you don't want to do and is worth whatever the cost

Robo-Maid at your service here for $200,000 annually and you provide room and board, until Robo-Maid wears out.  5 Year warranty available at extra cost. No extended warranties available. :grin:

nice try - I need Rosie from the Jetsons
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Sister_Mom

#141
December 31, 2007, 07:20:23 PM
Bummer.  :sadbounce:

She is the better choice though.  :great:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Tricia Lea

#142
January 05, 2008, 06:55:20 AM
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

Scott

#143
January 05, 2008, 07:48:43 AM
Quote from: Tricia Lea on January 05, 2008, 06:55:20 AM
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

Why not?

I'd fight it in court!
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Babs

#144
January 05, 2008, 08:28:26 AM
Why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Scott

#145
January 05, 2008, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on January 05, 2008, 08:28:26 AM
Why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?

Simple, that word ''but'' is an indicator that they are fixin' to ''but'' into your business.






"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Tricia Lea

#146
January 07, 2008, 06:35:55 AM
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

Babs

#147
January 07, 2008, 07:47:04 AM
What was the wifes name of both King David and Nabal?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Scott

#148
January 07, 2008, 06:57:11 PM
Quote from: Tricia Lea on January 07, 2008, 06:35:55 AM
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

To protect the mattresses from coffee stains!

Sheesh, that was easy; I mean, doesn't everyone drink coffee in bed?

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Scott

#149
January 07, 2008, 06:57:44 PM Last Edit: January 07, 2008, 07:00:13 PM by Scott
Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on January 07, 2008, 07:47:04 AM
What was the wifes name of both King David and Nabal?


Mrs. David
Mrs. Nabal

ok

Abigail   (I have a niece by that name)
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle
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