We need an old fashioned GP war! Since we have very distinguished features, we will start with a few to start battle.
Knees:
Mellowyellow E. Lee
Slick Stilts
+ joining forces
Knows:
Mountain D. Grant
Roscoe (since even shorts reach his ankles)
+ joining forces
Quote from: Mountain Dew on December 16, 2011, 04:34:34 PM
We need an old fashioned GP war! Since we have very distinguished features, we will start with a few to start battle.
Knees:
Mellowyellow E. Lee
Slick Stilts
+ joining forces
Knows:
Mountain D. Grant
Roscoe (since even shorts reach his ankles)
+ joining forces
*Roscoe sounds calvary charge* :laughhard:
Whats we feudin' bouts?
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 04:39:54 PM
Whats we feudin' bouts?
In the words of "Rebel without a Cause"- "Whatcha got?" :lol:
Chocolate Gravy. You hades bound heathens, eating warm pudding on biscuits. You should be shot, drawn, and quartered.
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 04:48:45 PM
Chocolate Gravy. You hades bound heathens, eating warm pudding on biscuits. You should be shot, drawn, and quartered.
Them's fightin' words, ya ornrey varment. What are you, a Yankee Nazi!?! At least chocolate gravy don't assault you like mexican food and hot wings..... :P :laughhard:
Hot wings are not part of this topic. Hot wings are good, up till a point.
But anyone who likes chocolate gravy...well, I have to question their judgement.
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 04:52:57 PM
Hot wings are not part of this topic. Hot wings are good, up till a point.
But anyone who likes chocolate gravy...well, I have to question their judgement.
:lol:Anyone who don't don't gots no judgement. :teeth:
We've already had a few shots fired, and a couple of skirmishes broke out. The Chocolate Gravy Uprising and the Coffee Lovers' Rebellion come to mind. (Or should that be the Boston Coffee Party?)
(http://urduart.com/gallery/data/682/girly025_2.gif)
Just stand there Stilts, she has to hike up her dress to run & therefore disqualified from her own regime. :P Roscoe may die in the hour it takes to run those stumpy little legs over the hill.
Quote from: Psalm_97 on December 16, 2011, 05:03:56 PM
We've already had a few shots fired, and a couple of skirmishes broke out. The Chocolate Gravy Uprising and the Coffee Lovers' Rebellion come to mind. (Or should that be the Boston Coffee Party?)
Isaac- them that ain't fer us is agin us. Which side you be on?!?
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
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Just stand there Stilts, she has to hike up her dress to run & therefore disqualified from her own regime. :P Roscoe may die in the hour it takes to run those stumpy little legs over the hill.
We could wait all week for Roscoe to run uphill...trust me.
*fires Christmas ornaments*
*Climbs up the wall with a strand of lights and pours their prescribed NyQuill in the choc. gravy*
*breaks out the tinsel to tp their fort*
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 05:15:14 PM
Quote from: Psalm_97 on December 16, 2011, 05:03:56 PM
We've already had a few shots fired, and a couple of skirmishes broke out. The Chocolate Gravy Uprising and the Coffee Lovers' Rebellion come to mind. (Or should that be the Boston Coffee Party?)
Isaac- them that ain't fer us is agin us. Which side you be on?!?
I'm for chocolate gravy, as long as it isn't too sweet - I've had some that was mostly sugar. I'm a fence rider on coffee... I'll use it in an emergency, but it's nasty stuff.
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
(http://urduart.com/gallery/data/682/girly025_2.gif)
Just stand there Stilts, she has to hike up her dress to run & therefore disqualified from her own regime. :P Roscoe may die in the hour it takes to run those stumpy little legs over the hill.
We could wait all week for Roscoe to run uphill...trust me.
That's why I sounded a Calvary charge. I've mounted up on wings as an eagle... :laughhard: Besides, Mini don't need bruised ankles. It's his bald noggin that needs the sense beat into it. :laughhard:
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:24:18 PM
*fires Christmas ornaments*
*Climbs up the wall with a strand of lights and pours their prescribed NyQuill in the choc. gravy*
Come on Mountain Dew! We've got her stripping her heathen bush for ammo.....she's on the run now! Ohhh..... chocolate gravy....so sleepy...... :biglaugh:
wait, did they say "Known" or Gnome? I'd almost say it isn't a fair fight but we ARE talking about the government and pharmacutical divisions...
Gov'nt always trying to get bigger.
:lol: Y'all are nuts.
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 05:27:26 PM
That's why I sounded a Calvary charge. I've mounted up on wings as an eagle... :laughhard: Besides, Mini don't need bruised ankles. It's his bald noggin that needs the sense beat into it. :laughhard:
If you mounted up on eagles wings, you would need a eagle from the Lord of the Rings. *cough*
Butter on biscuits...NOT CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
http://youtu.be/BV9lC0u24Ik
*eagle mistakes Roscoe for a mole and tries to eat him*
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:29:16 PM
wait, did they say "Known" or Gnome? I'd almost say it isn't a fair fight but we ARE talking about the government and pharmacutical divisions...
Gov'nt always trying to get bigger.
Stands to reason a hippy would have problems with the government and especially the pharmacutical divisions... :hypocrite:
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:31:57 PM
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 05:27:26 PM
That's why I sounded a Calvary charge. I've mounted up on wings as an eagle... :laughhard: Besides, Mini don't need bruised ankles. It's his bald noggin that needs the sense beat into it. :laughhard:
If you mounted up on eagles wings, you would need a eagle from the Lord of the Rings. *cough*
Butter on biscuits...NOT CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
http://youtu.be/BV9lC0u24Ik
If butter on a biscuit is good- buter AND chocolate gravy is better. :hypocrite:
Stands to reason a Keebler Elf would like sweet stuff...like CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:34:41 PM
Stands to reason a Keebler Elf would like sweet stuff...like CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
I've changed? :o During the summer, I was a leprachaun....
Its Christmas. It stands to reason that in the off-season you would be a elf...CAUSE YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE GRAVY!!!
Quote from: Psalm_97 on December 16, 2011, 05:27:09 PM
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 05:15:14 PM
Quote from: Psalm_97 on December 16, 2011, 05:03:56 PM
We've already had a few shots fired, and a couple of skirmishes broke out. The Chocolate Gravy Uprising and the Coffee Lovers' Rebellion come to mind. (Or should that be the Boston Coffee Party?)
Isaac- them that ain't fer us is agin us. Which side you be on?!?
I'm for chocolate gravy, as long as it isn't too sweet - I've had some that was mostly sugar. I'm a fence rider on coffee... I'll use it in an emergency, but it's nasty stuff.
That seals it! You've joined forces. You target Lee; I'm down for the time being. My grandmother and I are attacking town at the moment.
Shes probably attacking a fondue stand...CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
I noticed something disturbing...
Chocolate has its roots in...drugs...not the melleryeller, wailin' willie kind either...so anyone who likes chocolate gravy must be a druggie.
JUST SAY NO TO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
I noticed something disturbing...
Chocolate has its roots in...drugs...not the melleryeller, wailin' willie kind either...so anyone who likes chocolate gravy must be a druggie.
JUST SAY NO TO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
Groovy. :hippy: Praise tha Lord and pass the Chocolate Gravy. And fry me some :spam: on the side. Meller's medecine has got me hongry... :P :
:tank: :army: :drillsergeant:
Thats right Mr. Moderator. ARREST THOSE CHOCOLATE GRAVY DRUGGIES!
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 06:54:41 PM
Thats right Mr. Moderator. ARREST THOSE CHOCOLATE GRAVY DRUGGIES!
Moderator- come over to the dark side. We have cookies. And chocolate gravy..... And your "foxy honey". You don't want "something" to happen to her, do you? :hypocrite:
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 06:54:41 PM
Thats right Mr. Moderator. ARREST THOSE CHOCOLATE GRAVY DRUGGIES!
Moderator- come over to the dark side. We have cookies. And chocolate gravy..... And your "foxy honey". You don't want "something" to happen to her, do you? :hypocrite:
Com'on Schnookems, I'll fix you chocolate gravy....sausage, homemade butter biscuits, and cold milk. We can fight side by side...ignoring the six-inch rule.
Quote from: Mountain Dew on December 16, 2011, 07:17:20 PM
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 06:54:41 PM
Thats right Mr. Moderator. ARREST THOSE CHOCOLATE GRAVY DRUGGIES!
Moderator- come over to the dark side. We have cookies. And chocolate gravy..... And your "foxy honey". You don't want "something" to happen to her, do you? :hypocrite:
Com'on Schnookems, I'll fix you chocolate gravy....sausage, homemade butter biscuits, and cold milk. We can fight side by side...ignoring the six-inch rule.
Never mind Schnookems. After a promise like that, I'm off to find supporting scripture for bigamy. Surely Lou won't mind. :laughhard:
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 07:11:53 PMModerator- come over to the dark side. We have cookies. And chocolate gravy..... And your "foxy honey". You don't want "something" to happen to her, do you? :hypocrite:
:eek!: BRIBERY! From an official
CHOCOLATE GRAVY ADDICT
Bribery nothing...Im with MelMel...THIS WOMAN IS A CHOCOLATE GRAVY LOVING HOME WRECKER!
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 07:24:40 PM
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 07:11:53 PMModerator- come over to the dark side. We have cookies. And chocolate gravy..... And your "foxy honey". You don't want "something" to happen to her, do you? :hypocrite:
:eek!: BRIBERY! From an official CHOCOLATE GRAVY ADDICT
That's not bribery. THAT is merely an official
CHOCOLATE GRAVY ADDICT counseling someone about what COULD happen if he chose the wrong path, and the rewards that await the righteous. No different from preaching, I reckon. :hypocrite:
Except your preaching involves the false doctrine of CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
Chocolate gravy would kill me, so I don't have a dog in this fight.
Quote from: Chseeads on December 16, 2011, 08:05:45 PM
Chocolate gravy would kill me, so I don't have a dog in this fight.
You should support your "Foxy Honey" :pound:
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 08:08:17 PM
Quote from: Chseeads on December 16, 2011, 08:05:45 PM
Chocolate gravy would kill me, so I don't have a dog in this fight.
You should support your "Foxy Honey" :pound:
Actually, my Foxy Honey should support me. I'm the poor unemployed bird farmer, she's the wealthy Pharmacist.
Quote from: Chseeads on December 16, 2011, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 08:08:17 PM
Quote from: Chseeads on December 16, 2011, 08:05:45 PM
Chocolate gravy would kill me, so I don't have a dog in this fight.
You should support your "Foxy Honey" :pound:
Actually, my Foxy Honey should support me. I'm the poor unemployed bird farmer, she's the wealthy Pharmacist.
CHOCOLATE GRAVY!!! We have birds too. My dad raises pheasant and quail. We have a huge flight pen. I must support my on birds.
Quote from: Mountain Dew on December 16, 2011, 08:14:30 PM
Quote from: Chseeads on December 16, 2011, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 08:08:17 PM
Quote from: Chseeads on December 16, 2011, 08:05:45 PM
Chocolate gravy would kill me, so I don't have a dog in this fight.
You should support your "Foxy Honey" :pound:
Actually, my Foxy Honey should support me. I'm the poor unemployed bird farmer, she's the wealthy Pharmacist.
CHOCOLATE GRAVY!!! We have birds too. My dad raises pheasant and quail. We have a huge flight pen. I must support my on birds.
WHAT!?! Well this cements the deal, beloved.
We are made for each other!
Marry me! (again)
She'll surely kill you with her CHOCOLATE GRAVY making ways Seth!
Nah...Seth has a penchant for WHITE CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
I'll just pretend I'm eating it.
Just like you pretend to love Mel while you marry MtDewy, and then love Mel while you pretend to love MtDewy?
And don't forget Cheryl.
Man. You have to many wives. Do they know about each other?
Well they're all on here and they all appear to be able to read, so I think they do.
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
I noticed something disturbing...
Chocolate has its roots in...drugs...not the melleryeller, wailin' willie kind either...so anyone who likes chocolate gravy must be a druggie.
JUST SAY NO TO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
It isn't drugs; it's vitamins.
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 10:10:33 PM
Man. You have to many wives. Do they know about each other?
X wife
Today we embarked on the Chocolate Gravy adventure from which we didn't know if we'd return.
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/MeloYellow79/biscuits.jpg)
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/MeloYellow79/ChocolateGravy.jpg)
I must premise this with my kids start acting goofy when there's a camera. After the video was over, Andrew rhetorically asked if Chocolate Gravy was from Kentucky. (http://urduart.com/gallery/data/682/girly025_2.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAq7h68GF7s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAq7h68GF7s)
I made biscuits, which they loved. It's been a good while since I made them. I made the gravy according to directions and then decided it needed a pinch of salt and dallop of butter. That helped. I think it may have needed a bit of vanilla too.
All in all the final verdict was that it was "OK." Nathan was off to work early this morning but I imagine he would think the same. It didn't taste like chocolate gravy but did have the exact flavor of chocolate cream of wheat cereal. It was a pretty thick & creamy consistancy though!
I only had a bit as gluten makes me sick for a while but I bit the bullet for yous Chocolate Gravy lovin' friends.
I'm a peacemaker... :hypocrite: I think God probably smiled upon the chocolate gravy scene backgrounded by our lovely Christmas tree.
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 31, 2011, 06:19:43 PM
Today we embarked on the Chocolate Gravy adventure from which we didn't know if we'd return.
I must premise this with my kids start acting goofy when there's a camera. After the video was over, Andrew rhetorically asked if Chocolate Gravy was from Kentucky. (http://urduart.com/gallery/data/682/girly025_2.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAq7h68GF7s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAq7h68GF7s)
I made biscuits, which they loved. It's been a good while since I made them. I made the gravy according to directions and then decided it needed a pinch of salt and dallop of butter. That helped. I think it may have needed a bit of vanilla too.
All in all the final verdict was that it was "OK." Nathan was off to work early this morning but I imagine he would think the same. It didn't taste like chocolate gravy but did have the exact flavor of chocolate cream of wheat cereal. It was a pretty thick & creamy consistancy though!
I only had a bit as gluten makes me sick for a while but I bit the bullet for yous Chocolate Gravy lovin' friends.
I'm a peacemaker... :hypocrite: I think God probably smiled upon the chocolate gravy scene backgrounded by our lovely Christmas tree.
Pinch of salt?!?! :o Hmmmm, I'm gonna have to buy the mix and see what you tasted.... :biglaugh:
I was :o at the mention of chocolate cream of wheat. Why did the mix have wheat farina in it? Why would it have been needed?
I understand the pinch of salt. Salt often makes sweet things taste better. Maybe I should have tried a pinch of salt in my last iteration of the egg custard pie. Maybe I will.
I don't know why that stove picture is so huge, I resized it down on pb. ???
I may at a future time, Roscoe, try Sarba's recipe. I do believe it was the right consistancy though and that the kids will like it as pudding. (http://urduart.com/gallery/data/682/girly025_2.gif)
*GASP*
TRAITOR!