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You've Had Too Much Coffee When...

Started by taco_harvell, December 11, 2013, 04:55:24 AM

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You answer the door before people knock.

Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You spend your vacations visiting "Maxwell House"

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You speed walk in your sleep.

The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

You buy half-and-half by the barrel.

You can jumpstart your car without cables.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You named your dogs "Cream" and "Sugar"

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
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You have to have a friend hold a book and shake it at a certain frequency so it will sync with your jittery eyeballs and you can read it.
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