One Ton of Sun un Fun in Sharing 481!

[Roscoe]

 Y'all is mean....Doctor said I am gonna live, and prescribed three different medications for my respiratory infection and my sore shoulder. Since I had to take off today, I went ahead and went by the Revenue Office and gave the legalized pirates a huge sum for the privilege of buying a new car. I still get mad over the whole sales tax on used vehicles, and it's been law here for better than ten years.
The original owner paid sales tax on it, ain't no sense in making everyone who ever owns it pay taxes on it. It is regressive and unfair! Buncha whiskey swilling crooks in the legislature to think up that....I hope the ones that voted that in are  forever tormented. With pitchforks. And Emrods.  And anything else that is unpleasant.  Bah.
Anyhow, I came home, took my meds and have been sleeping every since.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

  emrods lol.  Oh my...

[Chseeads]

Worked over 12 hours.  Came home.  Found the place invested with possums. 

Killed 2 out of 3.

I have too much to do and not time to do it. 


I still have to read all this thread that I've not. 

[Roscoe]

 Bah! Sleep evades me as efficiently as if it were in a bigblock Corvette and I in a Miata.  That sleep that felt so right today feels so wrong now that I need to be sleeping as 4:45 am and work is fast approaching. Why, oh why, can't things ever go my way?!?

[SippinTea]

I still have to read all this thread that I've not. 

Shirker.

Speaking of April Fools...my daughter set the alarm on her Nintendo DS, then hid it under the my bed.  So at 2:45 this morning, I am awakened by a alarm.  It took me and my wife both to find it and get the crazy thing shut off...

Well, last night, the kids were out playing, and I called off work today.  I figured I wouldn't tell them, and surprise them this morning.  When that alarm went off, it set in motion a revenge prank...LOL

This morning, my daughter comes in and says "DADDY!  ITS 7:40!!!!  YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK!!!!!"  I said "Oh man, I was up late looking for that alarm and overslept!"  Her shoulders slumped, she knew she had gone too far. Then I started laughing, and told her I took off. 

The good news is no more pranks!  LOL

Haha!! Nicely played.

[MelodyB]

[MelodyB]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...out of ALL the fast food places that serve breakfast...HARDEE'S has the BEST sausage biscuit, HANDS DOWN.

Wow. And now, with my biscuit being consumed, and dad safely at dialysis, I must needs go back to sleep.




That is all.

[Roscoe]

I survived. Now I have returned to work. Won't be talking alot, as I'm  very hoarse, but at least I yet live...

[Melody]

Had a dream and it left me feeling uneasy. Those are never fun.  Lol.

Roscoe, sorry you're sick and tired.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

That reminds me that my mom said she was sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Hope you're on the mend, Roscoe.

[Roscoe]

 Thank y'all... I still don't feel great but at least I'm not coughing my fool head off. And I have currently, a large number of my fellow Arkansans would love to take my head off. They are running a school choice bill in committee that apparently is quite controversial. When they exceed the maximum number allowed in the room, we are called to keep people out. Apparently today, because of this, I am as popular as pork at a bar mitzvah. 

[Lynx]

Tell them they owe you for the last time they called in sick.

[mini]

Dont everyone go and post all at once.

Its a beautiful rainy day here.  My favorite kind of days.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

It's a beautiful sunny day here but the rain is on it's way.

[MelodyB]

*sigh*

Wish I was somewhere else. OR, preferably.

[Lynx]

What, or who, is in OR?  Or do you just like the state?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Ruby is in OR, of course.

[Lynx]

Of that I am aware, having sent her a box of stuff just yesterday.  I was not aware the two knew each other except through the forum.

[taco_harvell]

 

[Heather]

My surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday. The surgeon believes my 'harmless polyp' is actually a calcified stone that is embedded in the wall of my gallbladder. So it's coming out! Woo!!!

[Melody]

It seems like it should be a lovely day today but it it's cold and in the 40's.

Done cleaning the church.  I felt that attendance record! Lol. I bet there isn't a church around where the people actually follow the ordinances of not bringing food, drink, candy in the sanctuary.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

It's 75 here right now.  Supposed to cool off some the next few days.

[MsJennJenn]

It seems like it should be a lovely day today but it it's cold and in the 40's.

Done cleaning the church.  I felt that attendance record! Lol. I bet there isn't a church around where the people actually follow the ordinances of not bringing food, drink, candy in the sanctuary.

The only drink that comes in our sanctuary is water.....if food/candy is in it's usually mints, or goldfish (something a parent brings for a small child).
But you'd NEVER even know any of the above was in the sanctuary. People don't leave it. That's uber disrespectful.

[MelodyB]

Yeah. Here too. You never find the remnents of food or stuff in the sanctuary. Plus we have Bro Loyd on patrol. He is head usher and he sees you chewing gum or eating, he will have you get rid of it. He also keeps the kids from texting and playing with phones during church.


And yes Isaac, I know Ruby IRL. Very well. Her brother too. We may have "met" on this forum, but honestly, we rarely even communicate on here anymore.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

My surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday. The surgeon believes my 'harmless polyp' is actually a calcified stone that is embedded in the wall of my gallbladder. So it's coming out! Woo!!!

hopefully that will finally take care of the problem. *hugs