This holiday that I must endure....

Started by Ebenezer Scrooge, December 04, 2012, 10:17:51 PM

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Ebenezer Scrooge

December 04, 2012, 10:17:51 PM
Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.  If the poor would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

I wish to be left alone...

That is what I wish! I don't make myself merry at Christmas and I cannot afford to make idle people merry. 
Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Chseeads

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December 05, 2012, 12:32:30 AM
Don't worry, nobody will fool with you, you hateful old buzzard.

Cause they don't fool with me, and I'm about like you.  Except I'm poor like Bob Cratchet.  But we have the same attitude.

The Purple Fuzzy

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December 05, 2012, 12:41:21 AM
*chuckles

Lynx

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December 05, 2012, 02:17:48 AM
Being merry is better for the blood pressure than being crabby.   :hypocrite:

I think ole Scrooge just needs to eat more chocolate. 
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

SippinTea

#4
December 14, 2012, 01:57:24 AM
He just needs to be visited by three ghosts. Who wants to volunteer to dress up and pay a visit? :)

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

Scott

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December 14, 2012, 01:51:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkBPeMO7nvM

Watch out...he may have help.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


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