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taco_harvell

June 22, 2011, 11:47:07 PM
I don't know how they got my email but lately I have been getting a ton of spam from a place called "Christian Mingle". Well, they have a slogan that says "Sometimes, we wait for God to make the next move, when God is saying, "It's your time to act."". Well I got an email today in my gmail and ended up opening it when I was trying to delete it. Under their above slogan and their main slogan of "Find God's match for you" read the following:

Do you have a date this weekend?

Well could it be "ye have not, because ye ask not."? James 4:2



I have no idea why but that just made me BOL!!!! :laughhard: :laughhard:


So if you are sitting at home alone this weekend is this the reason? lol
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Babs

#1
June 23, 2011, 12:06:27 AM
well shoot i forgot to check my email  :sadbounce:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

nwlife

#2
June 23, 2011, 05:59:56 AM
Well taco,  that one made me laugh.  I am a member of christian mingle (mostly out of curiosity)....But I have been greatly amused by them, they seem to love to match me with those who love to drink till highly intoxicated or old women (over the age of 40....though most of who they match me with are usually about age 60).
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

RainbowJingles

#3
June 24, 2011, 04:28:58 AM
Quote from: taco_harvell on June 22, 2011, 11:47:07 PM
Do you have a date this weekend?

Well could it be "ye have not, because ye ask not."? James 4:2

Indeed!  lol

HAVE you asked for a date for this weekend?  :eyebrow:

YooperYankDude

#4
June 24, 2011, 06:17:36 AM
I did... I asked Molly out for a "date"... I think we are going bowling... no wedding planning or discussions allowed! LOL

RainbowJingles

#5
June 24, 2011, 06:30:27 AM
No talking about the wedding??  **GASP**  That's not gonna be easy!!  lol

YooperYankDude

#6
June 24, 2011, 06:34:09 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on June 24, 2011, 06:30:27 AM
No talking about the wedding??  **GASP**  That's not gonna be easy!!  lol

So far everytime we say that... we fail! LOL

Hoping that this time we succeed... honestly ready to be done with this wedding... and the planning... LOL

Definitely should have eloped... none of my family is coming anyhow...

The Purple Fuzzy

#7
June 24, 2011, 02:16:49 PM
Sure they are. Your little sister, Chel, is. ;)

YooperYankDude

#8
June 24, 2011, 10:48:14 PM
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on June 24, 2011, 02:16:49 PM
Sure they are. Your little sister, Chel, is. ;)

Yes she is!! :hyper: : hyper: : hyper:

SippinTea

#9
June 25, 2011, 04:28:19 AM
And so is your little brother. :)

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

YooperYankDude

#10
June 26, 2011, 05:41:36 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on June 25, 2011, 04:28:19 AM
And so is your little brother. :)

:beret:

Yep! :hyper:

Too bad his big sister (who is also my little big sister) can't come!! :-(

sunlight

#11
June 30, 2011, 03:56:25 AM
:grin: I am glad you are glad we are coming... cause you might not be by the time we leave with all the plans we are currently cooking up... :halo:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

RainbowJingles

#12
July 02, 2011, 07:23:12 PM
So did you succeed in having an evening free of wedding stuff, Yoop?

YooperYankDude

#13
July 03, 2011, 05:00:32 AM
Quote from: sunlight on June 30, 2011, 03:56:25 AM
:grin: I am glad you are glad we are coming... cause you might not be by the time we leave with all the plans we are currently cooking up... :halo:

*grin*  Hmmmm... Just remember I have guards with paintball guns... and just cause your a "photographer" doesn't exempt you from being a target... in fact... your more suspicious as a photographer...

*Ohh drat... just remembered that Ryan and David were 'sposed to be security... hmmm... need to revamp this plan...*   :hypocrite:

YooperYankDude

#14
July 03, 2011, 05:11:13 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on July 02, 2011, 07:23:12 PM
So did you succeed in having an evening free of wedding stuff, Yoop?
Nope...  :pound:  In fact... the night started out well enough, but by the end of it... because of some issue in the moh's relationship... which she had explained to Molly, which Molly relayed to me... which is one thing I was worried about when picking the moh's bf as the best man (simply because the 3 guys I asked declined...), which piled on top of my own family drama's with people not coming, and then deciding they could, me being happy and having high hopes of some family actually showing up, and then them backing out, etc...

By the end of it... I was ready to just can a wedding day, and elope, and then move us to Guatemala away from all drama... ! LOL.. needless to say, it wasn't our best night. She was at me cause I was disturbed by everything going on... but I made nice with the moh after the issue escalated. Just hoping there really is no issue that day.

I want for this day to go well, so I am ordering Drama-detector ejection rocket packs... after the drama reaches a certain level... the parties involved are jettisoned to the Tisroc's palace, and tortured by Tash!

I hate Drama... and it is worse when it is gonna be magnified on my wedding day, Aug 7th cant get here soon enough...

RainbowJingles

#15
July 03, 2011, 06:10:58 AM
Methinks that those Drama-detector ejection rocket packs would best be used on the bride and groom.  Detect drama?  Time to get out of there.  Simple.

YooperYankDude

#16
July 03, 2011, 06:29:38 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on July 03, 2011, 06:10:58 AM
Methinks that those Drama-detector ejection rocket packs would best be used on the bride and groom.  Detect drama?  Time to get out of there.  Simple.

Possibly, but I have 3 people actually coming up here that I am excited about! LOL... and my bride to be has insisted on having breakfast with them on Sunday morning... I think she is a little crazy... but thankful she is showing interest in my friends... lol

RainbowJingles

#17
July 03, 2011, 06:31:32 AM
a LITTLE crazy?  Sorry.  Breakfast with someone besides the groom and bride on day one of the honeymoon?  Nope.  NOT gonna happen.

taco_harvell

#18
July 03, 2011, 06:32:04 AM Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 06:34:55 AM by taco_harvell
Amen!!!!!!
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

YooperYankDude

#19
July 03, 2011, 11:46:39 AM
Well... If you go to a normal place to eat, unless it is Chang Puppy Lovers Buffet, lol, there is going to be people! (and perhaps a few grizzlies)

I just figure if I gotta share the restaurant air and noise with people, I'd rather it be a few good friends who went tO extreme lengths to get there... When not even the grooms mom showed up... Don't know, that's just me, and she came up with the idea. Lol, no hinting even went into it... I just think she realizes that her friends are gonna be everywhere in this wedding and they
Live nearby... Mine live in different states.

Not saying it is right for every couple... But for us, it might be...

The Purple Fuzzy

#20
July 04, 2011, 03:00:38 AM
what is moh?

IowaSkirtGirl

#21
July 04, 2011, 04:01:09 AM
moh typically stands for Maid of Honor... :) I don't know if that helps..but I'm board..and lurking :)
I'm just me, round and bubbly like a lil honey bee!

The Purple Fuzzy

#22
July 04, 2011, 04:02:24 AM
Thanks.  My brain is not working tonight. ;)

YooperYankDude

#23
July 04, 2011, 05:00:39 AM
Yup! :-)

MOH = Maid of honor
MIL/FIL/BIL = Mother / Father / Brother in Law
Outlaws = Inlaws who are being bothersome and interfering in things they shouldn't...


I'll think of more later on...

SippinTea

#24
July 16, 2011, 06:14:56 PM
Sorry about the drama, Mr T. :smirk2: I am fully sympathetic.

Re: breakfast with friends on day one of honeymoon... uhhh... you're INSANE. But then, I already knew that. :P And just for the record, I'm going to be mad at you if I find out you actually do try to pull that one off. *glares ferociously* Take it from a gal who just went through all the stupid wedding drama... you WON'T feel like meeting up with friends. I was so thankful all the wedding drama was over, you have no idea. :lol: (And remember, WE had friends who made tremendous efforts to be at our wedding, too. So much so that I was completely overwhelmed - in a good way. It's an amazing thing to be loved.) :)

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air
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