Case Of The MISSing Dear John MISSive

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May 31, 2010, 12:48:29 AM Last Edit: May 31, 2010, 01:00:06 AM by Newsman
  As perplexing as a paradox entwined in a riddle, or dining with three politiians at the same table, this newsman has bad news about nice news, of a missive from a Miss that has apparently gone Missing,
 
  This, we have the Case of the MISSing MISSive.
 
  A "Dear John' letter of the romantic, and not calamic, nature was apparently to be received by this newsman from Lady Stacey. There has also been the contention that a care package of sweets may have been sent.

  This newsman this midday was gifted by a longtime friend and fellow broadcaster a couple of chocolate chip brownies, but there have been no Care Packages that have been recieved, thus far, frrom Kentucky.

  Also, if Lady Stacey were indeed going to send a Care Package to this newsman to include sweets, it is clear there should also be sent a recording of her voice, as it is known among many friends that this newsman has a Clear Preference (CP) for the soft voice of a Southern Lady.

  So, thus far, no Care Package of either type has arrived in Oklahoma  :sadbounce:

TheGirl

#1
May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o

SippinTea

#2
May 31, 2010, 03:18:31 AM
 :biglaugh:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

Newsman

#3
May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?


John  :waving:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o

YooperYankDude

#4
May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?


John  :waving:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o


AHHHH HAAA...   :reporter:

Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into!  Just a thought...  lol

Newsman

#5
May 31, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is!  :thumbsup2:


John  :waving:

Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?


John  :waving:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o


AHHHH HAAA...   :reporter:

Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into!  Just a thought...  lol

YooperYankDude

#6
May 31, 2010, 05:21:10 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is!  :thumbsup2:
Hmmm... this is more serious than I suspected... first jokes about brownie care packages... then come digits... then long talks... and then a question...  and then a answer... HMMM...
Of course the order could change slightly from set to set...


John  :waving:

Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?


John  :waving:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o


AHHHH HAAA...   :reporter:

Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into!  Just a thought...  lol

sunlight

#7
May 31, 2010, 08:32:44 AM
:lurk:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Newsman

#8
May 31, 2010, 08:56:16 AM
Hmmm @ Lady Chel

YooperYankDude

#9
May 31, 2010, 09:04:32 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 08:56:16 AM
Hummm @ Lady Chel

Sir John... are you Hummm'ing at Lady Chel as well?    :laughhard:

What exactly were you Hummming?

Hmmm...   :updown:

YooperYankDude

#10
May 31, 2010, 09:06:55 AM
Even though I know what it did say... I keep thinking this thread is titles...

Case Of The MISSing Dear John MISSes...

:laughhard:

Guess it is late... and brain is shutting down...   :waving:

TheGirl

#11
May 31, 2010, 01:55:54 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?


John  :waving:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o


AHHHH HAAA...   :reporter:

Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into!  Just a thought...  lol

I had actually thought of the card myself lol

iridiscente

#12
May 31, 2010, 06:40:16 PM
If the missing Dear John missives lead to Misses and the Mrs... it would be something you wouldn't want to miss for sure.

YooperYankDude

#13
May 31, 2010, 07:09:12 PM
Quote from: iridiscente on May 31, 2010, 06:40:16 PM
If the missing Dear John missives lead to Misses and the Mrs... it would be something you wouldn't want to miss for sure.

Nice... lol

Newsman

#14
June 01, 2010, 01:38:36 AM
:bustamove:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 01:55:54 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?


John  :waving:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o


AHHHH HAAA...   :reporter:

Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into!  Just a thought...  lol

I had actually thought of the card myself lol

Newsman

#15
June 01, 2010, 01:40:55 AM
Umm...you seem pretty familiar with the process, Herr Yoop..you've done this quite a bit, before?


John  :waving:

Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:21:10 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is!  :thumbsup2:
Hmmm... this is more serious than I suspected... first jokes about brownie care packages... then come digits... then long talks... and then a question...  and then a answer... HMMM...

SippinTea

#16
June 01, 2010, 01:51:30 AM
 :laughhard:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

TheGirl

#17
June 01, 2010, 02:03:16 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?


John  :waving:

Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol

Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol  :love2: are you into medicated brownies?

I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o

Of course..thats what I had in mind ... :angel3

YooperYankDude

#18
June 01, 2010, 02:50:08 AM
My personal experience with the process is slightly less than nil... LOL

But having watched many blossoming friendships... and seen how twitterpated people act... it is just a matter of time...

:laughhard:

Quote from: Newsman on June 01, 2010, 01:40:55 AM
Umm...you seem pretty familiar with the process, Herr Yoop..you've done this quite a bit, before?


John  :waving:

Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:21:10 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is!  :thumbsup2:
Hmmm... this is more serious than I suspected... first jokes about brownie care packages... then come digits... then long talks... and then a question...  and then a answer... HMMM...

RainbowJingles

#19
June 07, 2010, 09:21:49 PM
Poor John.  Are you missing your MISS?  Or simply trying to find your Missus?

And if you miss a particular lady, do you miss the "us" that happens when it is you and her?
And if you miss the "us," it seems that it truly IS only a matter of time until you miss the Missus.

*ponders*

Newsman

#20
June 25, 2010, 10:57:37 AM
Still no recording with Lady Stacey's voice.  :sadbounce:

I suppose I'll have to be satisfied with the additional pieces of armor I'm ordering.


John  :waving:

TheGirl

#21
June 25, 2010, 01:12:38 PM
 1. Why are you buying armor
2. lol...my voice is probably going to be similar to any others :)

iridiscente

#22
June 25, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
Quote from: TheGirl on June 25, 2010, 01:12:38 PM
1. Why are you buying armor
2. lol...my voice is probably going to be similar to any others :)

More importantly, does number 1 have anything to do with number 2? :freaky747:

Newsman

#23
August 16, 2010, 05:30:46 AM
And I bought even MORE armor..but still no recording...  :sadbounce:


John  :waving:

sunlight

#24
August 16, 2010, 09:03:09 AM
whadja get?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!
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