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SippinTea

#75
March 02, 2010, 07:31:35 PM
Haha! Elona, you're getting all wild and crazy in your "old age". *cough ahem*

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

RainbowJingles

#76
March 02, 2010, 08:09:19 PM
I'm not sure exactly WHAT I'm getting, but OLD ain't one of 'em.  :nono:

sunlight

#77
March 02, 2010, 10:31:43 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 02, 2010, 07:05:58 PM
Ahhh...  I DO recall now that it was supposedly reported that you AND the Yoop took my breath away.
However, it is on the record that I have sworn off younger men.   :cool:
As a matter of fact, several years ago, I believe I set the minimum age at 42 (which is getting closer and closer for me as the years go by  lol  Soon this will include "younger men" :o )   :-\
Soooo...  if you would like to keep reportedly reporting the *cough* news, you may want to reconsider your alleged statement.   :nono:
Of course, I *could* state what was misquoted as a suggestion for curing my taken-away breath if you like.  :hypocrite:


:sofachair:
Ain't skeered.
(at least, not TOO much  lol)




Dude Elona! I wasnt expecting a REAL confession... and here you are saying that yes, both John and Yoop took your breath away, but that you prefer John cause he better meets your age requirements.... DUDE! :laughat:
wow...

And GP... there you have... right in the own words of Elona!
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

RainbowJingles

#78
March 02, 2010, 10:58:03 PM
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person, but there seem to be several very well-armed persons on this board, so I figured it was time to have the battle of wits.  On-guard!  :uzi:

Not sure if there will be a winner any time in the near future (or ever, for that matter), but the battle may get really fun.  :freaky2:

And I haven't CONFESSED anything.  I'm only saying that it was SUPPOSEDLY REPORTED...  THAT, my dear, is NOT a confession.

And then I *BELIEVE* I set the minimum age...

And I *COULD* state what was MISQUOTED...

READ, Chel - before I declare you incompetent to stand in the battle of wits  :duel: and drag you off to prison :prison: ...  where I just left the poor New Guy.  :freaky2:

YooperYankDude

#79
March 02, 2010, 11:29:33 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 02, 2010, 10:58:03 PM
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person, but there seem to be several very well-armed persons on this board, so I figured it was time to have the battle of wits.  On-guard!  :uzi:

Not sure if there will be a winner any time in the near future (or ever, for that matter), but the battle may get really fun.  :freaky2:

And I haven't CONFESSED anything.  I'm only saying that it was SUPPOSEDLY REPORTED...  THAT, my dear, is NOT a confession.

And then I *BELIEVE* I set the minimum age...

And I *COULD* state what was MISQUOTED...

READ, Chel - before I declare you incompetent to stand in the battle of wits  :duel: and drag you off to prison :prison: ...  where I just left the poor New Guy.  :freaky2:

Yoop finds it a tad bit ironic that this is all happening on the "How to make a gal happy" thread... LOL... so throwing Chel into prison with the new guy will make who happy?

Chel or Elona?

Will all the other gals get jealous and want to join...? hmmm...

And if Elona joins and throws away the key...

*Yoop rethinks his escape plans... then decides to keep running!* 

RainbowJingles

#80
March 02, 2010, 11:33:43 PM
So where are you running?  Around in circles in your cell?  lol

As to who it makes happy...  Chel or Elona...  This was not a question to be given with closed-ended options.  Perhaps the prisoner will be happy?  Perhaps adding another prisoner in the prison will cancel the "punishment" aspect of imprisonment.

*rethinks the punishments*

YooperYankDude

#81
March 03, 2010, 12:03:55 AM
*Yoop Hyper at the thought of company!*  *Runs laps around cell*  :biglaugh:

*Evil Grin and Deep Laugh* *Hahaha.. reverse psychology... works almost everytime!* *muh-ha-ha-ha-ha*

Sis

#82
March 03, 2010, 12:24:57 AM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 02, 2010, 11:29:33 PM

Yoop finds it a tad bit ironic that this is all happening on the "How to make a gal happy" thread... LOL... so throwing Chel into prison with the new guy will make who happy?

The male prison guard?  She could witness to him. LOL

upcchris

#83
March 03, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
*shakes head and sighs* I leave for half a day and the board goes nuts....oh wait...it was nuts already...nevermind :hypocrite:

This thread has gotten waaay :offtopic: :reaction: j/k ;)

BOL...the things I miss, honestly. Maybe I should keep away since Elona's in a prison guard mood. :P :sulk::couch:
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

1legRooster

#84
March 03, 2010, 03:19:56 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 02, 2010, 10:58:03 PM
drag you off to prison :prison: ... the cell near where I just left my New Guy.  :freaky2:

Wow, how many people do you have in Prison?  Since you no longer use there names, just that its your new guy.

:laughhard:
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

iridiscente

#85
March 03, 2010, 03:37:11 AM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 02, 2010, 11:29:33 PM
Yoop finds it a tad bit ironic that this is all happening on the "How to make a gal happy" thread... LOL... so throwing Chel into prison with the new guy will make who happy?

Chel or Elona?

Will all the other gals get jealous and want to join...? hmmm...

And if Elona joins and throws away the key...

*Yoop rethinks his escape plans... then decides to keep running!* 
Chel, or Elona or Yoop?

YooperYankDude

#86
March 03, 2010, 04:41:01 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on March 03, 2010, 03:19:56 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 02, 2010, 10:58:03 PM
drag you off to prison :prison: ... the cell near where I just left my New Guy.  :freaky2:

Wow, how many people do you have in Prison?  Since you no longer use there names, just that its your new guy.

:laughhard:

I think she is still taking recruits...  :biglaugh:

YooperYankDude

#87
March 03, 2010, 04:45:09 AM
Quote from: upcchris on March 03, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
*shakes head and sighs* I leave for half a day and the board goes nuts....oh wait...it was nuts already...nevermind :hypocrite:

This thread has gotten waaay :offtopic: :reaction: j/k ;)

BOL...the things I miss, honestly. Maybe I should keep away since Elona's in a prison guard mood. :P :sulk::couch:

What is the time difference from where your at to Central Standard Time... ?

Yeah, be careful... Elona is in a lock everyone up mood!

Sis

#88
March 03, 2010, 05:44:02 AM
If I remember right, it's something like 16 hours difference between Central and Australia during the winter months. They're ahead. Been a long time since I talked to Brad or Nik.

RainbowJingles

#89
March 03, 2010, 07:06:08 AM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 03, 2010, 04:41:01 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on March 03, 2010, 03:19:56 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 02, 2010, 10:58:03 PM
drag you off to prison :prison: ... the cell near where I just left my New Guy.  :freaky2:

Wow, how many people do you have in Prison?  Since you no longer use there names, just that its your new guy.

:laughhard:

I think she is still taking recruits...  :biglaugh:

Yup.  Sure am.

Wanna try on some pretty silver watches, Jonathan?  :freaky2:
They don't have clock faces on them yet, but they are easily adjustable.

1legRooster

#90
March 03, 2010, 07:26:31 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 03, 2010, 07:06:08 AM
Wanna try on some pretty silver watches, Jonathan?  :freaky2:
They don't have clock faces on them yet, but they are easily adjustable.

No thanks, I do not wear a watch, or bracelets.
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

#91
March 03, 2010, 07:53:28 AM
Then help me pick out a new set for Yooper.  :-D

sunlight

#92
March 03, 2010, 07:56:50 AM
WHAT! BOL! and now Elona is getting jewelry for Yoop! :freaky2: this just keeps getting more and more interesting! BOL!
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

YooperYankDude

#93
March 03, 2010, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: sunlight on March 03, 2010, 07:56:50 AM
WHAT! BOL! and now Elona is getting jewelry for Yoop! :freaky2: this just keeps getting more and more interesting! BOL!

Wow... cool...  :biglaugh: Although, I would prefer a new camera to a watch... A Canon 7D would suite perfectly!  :biglaugh:

YooperYankDude

#94
March 03, 2010, 09:38:31 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 03, 2010, 07:53:28 AM
Then help me pick out a new set for John.  :-D


Woohoo... now we're talking...  :biglaugh:  Of course if she picked out the ring... the hoops are easier for him to jump through!  :laughhard:

Newsman

#95
March 03, 2010, 12:51:01 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 03, 2010, 12:03:55 AM
*Yoop Hyper at the thought of the company Elona supplied by dragging Chel into prison!*  *Runs laps around cell*  :biglaugh:

*Evil Grin and Deep Laugh* *Hahaha.. reverse psychology... works almost everytime!* *muh-ha-ha-ha-ha*

Newsman

#96
March 03, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
You're not going to come join the crowd, Lady Chris?


John  :waving:

Quote from: upcchris on March 03, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
*shakes head and sighs* I leave for half a day and the board goes nuts....oh wait...it was nuts already...nevermind :hypocrite:

This thread has gotten waaay :offtopic: :reaction: j/k ;)

BOL...the things I miss, honestly. Maybe I should keep away since Elona's in a prison guard mood. :P :sulk::couch:

YooperYankDude

#97
March 03, 2010, 02:39:29 PM
Quote from: Newsman on March 03, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
You're not going to come join the crowd, Lady Chris?


John  :waving:
Yeah Chris, the water is fine... and it appears that none of single men in here bite... ya just got to watch out for the other girls...
Well, actually I have been told they are sharks, but as long as they get fed their daily allotment of food, they don't usually go cannibalistic! haha 


Quote from: upcchris on March 03, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
*shakes head and sighs* I leave for half a day and the board goes nuts....oh wait...it was nuts already...nevermind :hypocrite:

This thread has gotten waaay :offtopic: :reaction: j/k ;)

BOL...the things I miss, honestly. Maybe I should keep away since Elona's in a prison guard mood. :P :sulk::couch:

RainbowJingles

#98
March 03, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
*looks at Chris*

You wanna visit Alcatraz, too??
C'mon, girl!  I'll give you the grand tour!

Here is the torture hall...
Here in this cell we have a gentleman running around in circles.
Here in the cell next to him is a lady doing jumping jacks.
They are not aware that they are in cells next to one another, and so they both are awaiting the arrival of the other.

YooperYankDude

#99
March 03, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 03, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
*looks at Chris*

You wanna visit Alcatraz, too??
C'mon, girl!  I'll give you the grand tour!

Here is the torture hall...
Here in this cell we have a gentleman running around in circles.
Here in the cell next to him is a lady doing jumping jacks.
They are not aware that they are in cells next to one another, and so they both are awaiting the arrival of the other.
*Yoop tries yodeling to see if anyone else is there...*

Nope... no answer...


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