Gardener's Dream! Pictures Of Our Kudzu Patch.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

I've seen some pile their hair high enough that I think an oatmeal box would have fit...

[Mrs. Yosemite]

Its hard for me to believe, but since my pastors wife says she seen it happen, then I guess it must have happened.  She said she seen a woman shout her hair down one night and a sweater fell out of it. 
SHe must have had a whole lot of hair! Guess that would kinda make me blush if that happened to me.

Guess thats one way of putting some weight to your hair and pulling the wrinkles out of your forehead. haha Who needs botox.

[Mrs. Yosemite]

We had a good service at our church Sunday night. Bro. Yosemite didnt go, he had a bad headache. The minister that was called upon to preach had brought a stick of dynamite made out of poster board. Had two round peices taped on each end of it to make a cylinder. He had a loaf bread tie sticking out the top of it for the fuse. And had dynamite wrote on the outside of it.

The minister got the Pastor to annoint the stick of dynamite with oil. He started calling people up to take the dynamite and they laid hands on them. People who were caught up in the Holy Ghost started passing the dynamite around. Man talk about some dead bones that had been sitting on the pew for months.

Everybody in the entire church was up! haha The whole time I had been going to church there, I hadnt seen some of those people move! But they moved Sunday night.

lol That poor paper stick of dynamite got wrinkled, and squished, and flattened all to peices. I brought what was left of the dynamite home and handed it to Yosemite. I said, See what you missed? The devil didnt want him there cause I think he couldve gotten the Holy Ghost. 

I dont think I had ever spoke in tongues that hard in my life! My feet just flew straight out from under me when I handed my dynamite over to somebody else! I sat right down backwards. haha KER PLUNK!  :grin: Man I feel great just talking about it!!! I can't wait for the Holy Ghost to hit me again!

I thought that if the rumor got out they we were handling dynamite down at that church, maybe it'll get somebody's curiousity up. haha  And yes, My hair was in KNOTS when I got home! hehe!
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[Sis]

I've seen some pile their hair high enough that I think an oatmeal box would have fit...

How's this one?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Oh my! 

[Mrs. Yosemite]

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[Mrs. Yosemite]

It looks like one of those big spiders with the big egg sack on it's back. yuck. The look on that guy's face is like, ' how can I find a way to get out of here!'

[Sis]

We had a preacher's wife in our district that wore her hair way out away from her face and a bun in the top middle. It was something that everyone stared at. I couldn't believe my eyes at youth conference that year. It was something that people stared at all during the service. They moved away, they were only there for a short time.

I must admit I was wondering how she got out the door of her house and into the car.

[Mrs. Yosemite]

It makes you wonder how long it takes them to get ready. lol I used to doodey my hair up on my head, but It kept on falling down at church so I just leave it down. lol My sister a head full of thick hair. One Sunday night during church a wasp flew into her hair and when she swatted at it with her hand it got stuck in her hair. She jumped up from the pew and was slapping and slinging her hair and squealing.

The woman sitting behind her didnt know she had a wasp in her hair. She started clapping and saying , "Do it again Lord! Bless her Good! Wheew Bless her Good! We still laugh about that.

[Sis]

  Somehow I knew someone would think she was being blessed.

[yosemite]

 

[Sis]

Hey Yo!    Did the Mrs go on this trip with you? She was missing, so I assumed she did. Too bad we're not rich, we could chip in and buy you a laptop to take with ya on trips. Hee hee.

[yosemite]

yeah she did. and your suggestion is prolly the only way we'll get one. i do wish we had one.i miss yall teribly when we aint home on pc!!.. .   bad GP addiction!!LOL

[yosemite]

seriously: since yall have come into our lives, we have to take turns on the pc. mrs. yo is due up in a few minutes,it'll be her turn.!!!ROFL

[Sis]

yeah she did. and your suggestion is prolly the only way we'll get one. i do wish we had one.i miss yall teribly when we aint home on pc!!.. .   bad GP addiction!!LOL

You'll probably fight over that one, too. 

[yosemite]

yep!!  LOL   ahhh,but she takes care of me..-yo

[Mrs. Yosemite]

Yeah. He better git up from ther' if he knows whats good fer 'em!

[Brother Dad]

Yeah. He better git up from ther' if he knows whats good fer 'em!

Good morning Yos

[Mrs. Yosemite]

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[yosemite]

hahahahaha. "honey, if your through in the bathroom and have used all the papper again, i need the roll."

thats the scene i got!!  LOL           

[mesipie]

somehow i missed the dynamite story....WOW....awesome

[Sis]

hahahahaha. "honey, if your through in the bathroom and have used all the papper again, i need the roll."

thats the scene i got!!  LOL           

  The things you talk about! *Hides eyes*

[yosemite]

yeah, i know, but it aint as bad as what yall tie hair up in. LOL

[Sis]

I don't tie my hair up. I braid it. 

[Ashlee]

Mine is braided right now.  It's much easier to deal with that way.