Ask a Grump #2

[iridiscente]

No problem, Lady Chris, my background has no logical progression!


John 

At least there was a biological progression.

[Newsman]

A reporter in general, rather than my specific circumstances at where I work?

It would be the freedom to go to where the action is, the controversy is, and ask the questions an inquisitive person has, and for it to be 'my business' to do so.


John 

[sunlight]

When will you admit to liking kids?

[Newsman]

Children? Bah, humbug!

(preety convincing, wasn't I?)


John 

[RainbowJingles]

Children? Bah, humbug!

(preety convincing, wasn't I?)


John 

[The Purple Fuzzy]

  I'll help Elona roll her eyes on that.

[SippinTea]

  I'll third the (e)motion.

Ha! That was kinda a triple pun there. *grin*

[Ashlee]

I wish I had gotten pictures of you holding one on your lap in OK.  Or video.  You moved too fast

[Newsman]

Of course, no evidence!

Children, bah humbug!


John 

[RainbowJingles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oyCv2bdA_I

Fast forward to 5:27
Notice who reached for the bear.  Notice the picture later of the *cough* child *cough* later to find out where the bear ended up.

[sunlight]

If you dont like kids why did you have such a great time playing swords with Jayden? and what about that big smile on your face when you were doing it? and what about the way those kids liked you? And ariel liked you too you know... how do you explain that one? and well... im just a big kid, and i liked you too ya know... :grin:

[MelodyB]

[iridiscente]

Yeah, I was thinking of him balloon sword fighting with Jayden...

[Ashlee]

I was thinking of Jayden sitting in his lap and John hugging him.  Forget the fight.  lol

[sunlight]

yup, there was that too... I think there is enough evidence... :grin:
and then there is all the rest of it we havent mentioned yet...

[Newsman]

Ahh, you may have some evidence that children like me, but the other way around?

BTW, Jayden has asked me to teach him how to fight with a sword..his mother is fine with it, and Bro. Freeman said he'd think about it.

It often puzzles me how children seem so fond of me, the GRUMPYEST of the GRUMPYE.. had a little 6-8 year old girl wanting a couple of hugs Wednesday night at church, one before and one after service, even specifying to me after church "I Want A Hug!"

*sigh*

John Grumpyest of the Grumpye 

[sunlight]

awwww... how sweet!
Kids are awesome like that... they have a 6th sence... they can tell who likes them, and they like whoever likes them back!

[sunlight]

look at these awesome happy faces!


and you are tryin to say you dont like kids... i dont believe it.. not one bit!

[iridiscente]

Can I be a part of the jury?

[Ashlee]

I've got my mind made up Newsmans a good guyyyy
I've got my mind made up that he likes kiiiiiddddss

[almondjoy]

Pictures don't lie. 

[iridiscente]

Pictures don't lie. 

Unless you're a part of the National Enquirer Editing Team.

[almondjoy]

Pictures don't lie. 

Unless you're a part of the National Enquirer Editing Team.

Grr!  That's not helping any!   

[Ashlee]

Don't encourage him Dina!

[RainbowJingles]

lol  I think the evidence is in place.

Jury, it is time to submit your ballots.

All who agree that Sir GotG Newsman does indeed like children, please say Aye!