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Tricia Lea

#400
March 12, 2011, 12:03:17 AM
Good news We all put our heads together and came up with a plan

Lynx

#401
March 12, 2011, 12:22:21 AM
Bad news - some of them had lice and when we all put our heads together the little buggers spread.

I have experience with that.  More than once I've had to drive a bus kid home early, with a little index card with what looked like black rice grains scotch taped to it.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Tricia Lea

#402
March 12, 2011, 03:19:40 PM
worse news. The lice was resistant to all treatments on the market

Lynx

#403
March 12, 2011, 03:42:29 PM
Good news - vinegar still kills them, just like it always has.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Babs

#404
March 18, 2011, 06:56:34 AM
bad news is all their hair fell out :yikes:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#405
March 20, 2011, 05:09:14 PM
worse news, all that was available was Seths feather wigs

Babs

#406
March 21, 2011, 03:37:22 AM
good news is they found a bag of money and got hair implants
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Lynx

#407
March 21, 2011, 03:49:46 AM
Bad news is the hair implants were on their legs.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Babs

#408
March 21, 2011, 08:34:11 AM
worse news is they were mistaken for animals
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

taco_harvell

#409
March 22, 2011, 08:52:29 AM
Good news the zoo made an offer to purchase them for a new exhibit.
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Babs

#410
March 22, 2011, 03:14:57 PM
bad news is the exhibit is supposed to be for extinct species
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#411
March 23, 2011, 01:05:46 AM
worse news the zoo decided to ship the exhibit to antartica

taco_harvell

#412
March 23, 2011, 01:25:28 AM
Good news they sent a supply of snow cone syrup with the exhibit.
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#413
March 23, 2011, 04:22:01 AM
Bad News -  They mixed the Blue and Red Snow Cone Syrup... and now there is a species called "The Purple Fuzzy"   :hypocrite:


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Babs

#414
March 23, 2011, 05:20:52 AM
worse news is there came an unexpected heatwave and melted all the purple fuzzy
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#415
March 23, 2011, 05:27:01 AM
Good News - There is still one left to clone the species from living in TX...


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Lynx

#416
March 23, 2011, 05:29:14 AM
Bad news, she's in Texas.  That place is so doggone big that even if you know where she is, it'll take hours just to get to wherever she is in the state.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

taco_harvell

#417
March 23, 2011, 07:04:36 AM
Worse news she has escaped and is living in the wild.
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Lynx

#418
March 23, 2011, 12:36:59 PM
Good news, at least we still have her daughter.  Can't pin her down for nothing, she's always off to somewhere, but she's still around.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

MelodyB

#419
March 23, 2011, 12:44:04 PM
Bad news, she isn't purple, but yellow...and she has a big grin.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

#420
March 25, 2011, 08:02:42 PM
worse news, shes been paid to keep quiet

taco_harvell

#421
March 27, 2011, 06:38:26 AM
Good news is the check bounced so now she is gonna talk.
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Lynx

#422
March 27, 2011, 01:04:37 PM
Bad news is the check was for a lot of money which she does not now have. 
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#423
March 27, 2011, 01:09:33 PM
Worse news... She's been forced to SELL her grins...  *Grin Gram ~ For $10 she will go anywhere in a 5 mile radius and grin at them for 30 Seconds... if you want to add a message, it is $1 a word..., adding a hug will bring the total cost down $5 (it is Chel we're talking about!)


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Lynx

#424
March 27, 2011, 01:37:39 PM
Good news - She's been forced to SELL her grins...  *Grin Gram ~ For $10 she will go anywhere in a 5 mile radius and grin at them for 30 Seconds... if you want to add a message, it is $1 a word..., adding a hug will bring the total cost down $5 (it is Chel we're talking about!)


I cannot see any way that would be worse news.  If she could make a living doing that she'd love it.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:
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