Ask Scott

[Mountain Dew]

The oldest living goldfish was recorded at being 51 years old. What was his name?

[Scott]

The oldest living goldfish was recorded at being 51 years old. What was his name?

Tish  lived to be 43
Goldy lived to be 45

Sorry, the 51 year old fish must be a new one.

[Sis]

Sheesh, that was easy; I mean, doesn't everyone drink coffee in bed?

NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.........!

[Mountain Dew]

What is the significance of the stars and the "Bard" label?

[Chseeads]

The stars represent the gleaming heights of my undying love for you, and the Bard designation represents the beautiful music we'll make togther...with you on the jug and me on the washboard.

[Mountain Dew]

A jug of Mountain Dew? *dances with anticipation*

[Chseeads]

Perhaps I should rephrase that then.....Mountain Dew bottle and cheese grater....

[Mountain Dew]

Perhaps I should rephrase that then.....Mountain Dew bottle and cheese grater....

ROFL!!!

[Scott]

What is the significance of the stars and the "Bard" label?

The stars are based on numbers of posts and bard means you are a prolific poster.

[MelodyB]

Ok two things....

Perhaps I should rephrase that then.....Mountain Dew bottle and cheese grater....

THAT WAS PRICELESS!

and...

What is the significance of the stars and the "Bard" label?

The stars are based on numbers of posts and bard means you are a prolific poster.

You mean that all this time we have been asking what Bard meant, (we finally found out the real meaning) but all Alana has to do is waltz back into our GP life and ask one silly question and she actually gets a straight answer, and not the runaround?

Geez...shows how much the rest of us rank around here.   Prolific or not.

[Chinadoll]

Perhaps I should rephrase that then.....Mountain Dew bottle and cheese grater....

I'm at the library don't make me do that man!

Nai

[Tricia Lea]

If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?

[Scott]

If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?

when the water gets cold

[sunlight]

what if you have peripherial neuropathy and cant tell when the water gets cold?

[MelodyB]

There she goes with all that medical jargon again.

[Scott]

what if you have peripheral neuropathy and cant tell when the water gets cold?

In that case set a timer for 45 minutes, see your doctor on a regular basis and check your blood glucose like your doctor says.

[Scott]

There she goes with all that medical jargon again.

What? You didn't understand it?

[SippinTea]

What piece of jazz music do you most enjoy playing?
What's the most technical piece you play? And how long did it take you to learn it?

[sunlight]

what if you have peripheral neuropathy and cant tell when the water gets cold?

In that case set a timer for 45 minutes, see your doctor on a regular basis and check your blood glucose like your doctor says.

Very thorough answer! lol. Go Scott!

[Scott]

What piece of jazz music do you most enjoy playing?

There is a version of the Battle Hymn of the republic as played by Louis Armstrong that I love to play

What's the most technical piece you play? And how long did it take you to learn it?

Several Comes to mind.

Variations on a Korean Folk Song

The Original actual Star Wars Sound Track

Holts Planets

The Dave Brubeck 5 version of God Rest Ye Merry - written 3/4 2/4 3/4 2/4 3/4 2/4 3/4 3/4 3/4 2/4

Most of these we work on for 12 weeks prior to a performance.

[Sis]

Stevebert has an Ipod question about the planets. He doesn't want to bother you now, so he's puzzling it out hisself.

[Scott]

Stevebert has an Ipod question about the planets. He doesn't want to bother you now, so he's puzzling it out hisself.

OK

Is this the same one he emailed me about?

[Sis]

Oh, he DID email you. He didn't tell me. LOL

[Scott]

Oh, he DID email you. He didn't tell me. LOL

[Sis]

Why do you use that shifty-eyed smiley on me?