Ask Mz Ethyl

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

[Babs]

i guess he did since we still have them lol

you are so cracking me up this morning 

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

[Babs]

  clear?

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

[Babs]

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

you are going to cause me to have a coughing fit lol

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

[Babs]

 

u die?

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

When day breaks who fixes it?

When night falls who picks it up?

[Babs]

When day breaks who fixes it?

When night falls who picks it up?

finally one i know!! GOD 

[gabbtastic]

didnt you send me a myspace request?

[Babs]

yes and i just sent you a message lol

[Tricia Lea]

Have you been busy today?

[Babs]

[Tricia Lea]

is that your final answer?

[Babs]

"Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you."

[kade]

hi homie  

[Tricia Lea]

what makes mz ethyl, mz ethyl?

[Babs]

  If I live 'til ninety-seven

You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven

'cuz you're cool 

You're ice

Cold Ethyl 

You're my paradise!

[Tricia Lea]

sooooooo


If fuzzy wuzzie wasnt fuzzie then what waz he?

[Sis]

A bear of course! OOPS this is Ethyl's thread... *Sis slips out the door*   

[kade]

hows tha weather?

[Babs]

If fuzzy wuzzie wasnt fuzzie then what waz he?

a hairless bear.....................

now for some fuzzy wuzzy trivia:



Fuzzy Wuzzy was the term used by British colonial soldiers for the nineteenth century Hadendoa warriors supporting the Sudanese Mahdi. The name "Fuzzy Wuzzy" may be purely English in origin, or it may incorporate some sort of Arabic pun (possibly based on ghazī, "warrior"). It alludes to their butter-matted hair which gave them a "fuzzy" look. Fuzzy Wuzzies are remembered today primarily for a popular English children's rhyme, and for a poem by Rudyard Kipling.

This nickname, almost a pet name, was probably also a deliberate attempt to make a ferocious enemy seem less awesome, less terrible, since it was quickly found out that:  '...without a doubt, these Arabs are the most fierce, brave, daring and unmerciful race of men in the world.' [Sgt Danby, 18th Hussars, quoted in The Late Victorian Army, 1868-1902, Edward M. Spiers, Manchester U.P., 1992]. These are qualities which Kipling's soldier acknowledges, but he has to make a joke of them as he makes the admission that they broke the British square.

    * The Four Feathers, a novel remade into multiple movies, depicts battles with Hadendoa soldiers. The 1939 film version contains a mid-action caption which refers to 'Dervishes and Fuzzy Wuzzies'.

    * In the British sitcom Dad's Army, Lance-Corporal Jack Jones frequently tells anecdotes about his encounters with the Fuzzy Wuzzies. In approximately ten episodes, whilst brandishing his bayonet (which he calls 'the cold steel'), Lance-Corporal Jones comments that "they don't like it up 'em".

    * Referenced in See No Evil, Hear No Evil by a confused Gene Wilder who exclaims, "What! Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"

    * In the Animaniacs skit "Dot's Poetry Corner," Dot Warner recited the rhyme, adding a twist: Dot revealed the bear changed his name to Ed Asner.

so in actuality fuzzy wuzzy really wasnt a bear.

[kade]

howd ya get so smart?

[Babs]

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