Honey, Daddy is NOT a potty!

[SippinTea]

This thread is a riot!!!!

But knowing the risk I would take in sharing what Surf did to ME once....I shall not share! 

Can we PM you for the details? 

Hmmm....we'll see if you give a better offer than Surf. LOL   

[Chosen1]

We were at the park the other day and Ethan just pulls his pants down and pees on the ground.

[randerzforya]

I was talking to Brandon's mom about what Ethan did and she said one time it was about midnight and she was sewing at the dining room table, Brandon walked past her into the kitchen, pulled down his underwear and peed in the trash can. I guess I can only pray that Ethan doesn't start sleep walking! Since he can't open doors yet that pee would end up someplace hard to clean up!

[apsurf]

I just got to thinking about my cousin that I went to visit a few years back.  She had 3 boys, the youngest was still in diapers.  What brings this memory back was when I saw them at a funeral this year, the kid is 8 or so now.

But the story is this, I was visiting and talking to my cousin about her upcoming marriage, when the youngest decided to run around where we were at on the back porch.  Anyway a fly had landed on the toe of my shoe.  THe little squirt decided to play "shoot the fly"  and proceeded to drop the diaper and pee on my foot trying to hit the fly!  My cousin tried to apologize, and all I could do was just bust up laughing (which didn't help my cousin any!!)

[Q-tip]

My daughter would always make a point of peeing in the pool.  It was like it was the whole reason she got in the pool. 

Thank God she finally grew out of that.  I hope.

[MelodyB]

Now she just doesnt TELL you....

[LarryTheCucumber]

This thread is a riot!!!!

But knowing the risk I would take in sharing what Surf did to ME once....I shall not share! 

Can we PM you for the details? 

no.

[Chseeads]

Aww, c'mon...be a sport....

[MelodyB]

Hmmmmm I missed that.....


"OH RUUUUUBY!!"

[SippinTea]

I'm not here.






But... if anyone wants the story, there are a couple things I almost always will take as a bribe.

[Newsman]

   A Vespa?

   See? Even the P&P thread is not safe from the searchings for information by the Chief Instigato...errr..Iinvestigator!

   Hmmppphhhh!!!!!


John 

[SippinTea]

Wow! You're into big bribes. 

I was thinking something quite a bit smaller and less expensive. Like.... a pack or two of Smarties.... or dark chocolate velvet from Goody's.... or a new book... or... a trip to Hawaii. I miss my bro. 

Hey, Surf! If I make ya really, really, really mad will you come over here to get revenge? 

[Chseeads]

Try it!  What'd he do?  It couldn't have been THAT bad! 

[Babs]

OK i know this thread hasn't been posted on in a few, but i gotta share this one lol

and my youngest son will kill me if he ever finds out lol

anyways, he was only about 3 or 4, we were spending the night at my sisters house, and her daughters bedroom was right across the hall from the bathroom. my son was well known for sleep walking, and he turned left when he should have turned right, ..........then he ends up peeing on my niece, who was a year and a half older than him, she wakes up screaming bloody murder. me and my sister were laughing so hard we could hardly clean it up.

but then............the next day my sister is telling good ole mom what happened, well seems she got offended lol she exclaims: "i cant believe this!!! Even Jesus didn't get peed on!!!" (as if the kid did this on purpose!!).........well needless to say it was a topic of conversation in our family for sometime lol (although my son never even remembered doing it lol)

[MelodyB]

You never know, they did all sorts of horrible things to Jesus, someone might have peed on Him.

[Babs]

You never know, they did all sorts of horrible things to Jesus, someone might have peed on Him.

yeah lol, just to hear mom talk about it you would have thought he did it on purpose lol, took us years to get her to let it go lol, sheesh peope lol