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SippinTea

#50
February 08, 2007, 03:34:54 PM
Surf bought mine for me at an army surplus store.

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

apsurf

#51
February 08, 2007, 03:40:35 PM
I get my bear mace at the local pawn and gun store....work miracles on belligerent drunks at night.

alohilani

#52
February 08, 2007, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Newsman on February 08, 2007, 07:18:48 AM
Wow! What a woman!  :thumbsup2:

Haha! I grew up in the country with a pack of rough-and-tumble boys; I learned quickly! Plus, when we all got older, they decided to be helpful big brothers and taught me self defense.

...Funny, they don't sass me as much anymore. ;)

Sometimes you can find mace at odd places, too - I've seen it in the hunting section at Wal-Mart and even in the checkout line at Circuit City! lol - I had to replace my first bottle of mace, but only because my friend thought he'd like to find out if it really burned when I wasn't looking. :roll: He's a believer now!

SippinTea

#53
February 08, 2007, 04:30:12 PM
 :laughhard: :laughhard: That's hilarious!  What in the world possessed him to try it?!?!

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

Bliss

#54
February 08, 2007, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: nwlife on February 08, 2007, 07:02:04 AM
Why do I suddenly get this picture of hair spray can next to the pepper spray can.....4 am....very drowsy lady starts to finish her hair for the morning, and hits the wrong button.... :laughhard:

Humor aside, seems to be some good suggestions.

I had a friend who did something similar to this. When she was getting ready for school one morning, she accidentally used aerosol deodorant on her hair instead of hair spray.

newkris

#55
February 08, 2007, 11:33:57 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on February 08, 2007, 04:30:12 PM
:laughhard: :laughhard: That's hilarious!  What in the world possessed him to try it?!?!

:beret:

yeah, well, whatever possessed him then . . . i bet he's delivered now!   :laughhard:
\\\\\\\"i want to say more than words when i write\\\\\\\" - kent d. curry
me, too.


myspace.com\\\\\\\\krisknowshim
there are times in the whirlwind of my fragile life that i have hidden under your words, your voice.

alohilani

#56
February 09, 2007, 05:37:58 AM
LOL! I'm truly at a loss to explain why in the world he did it. I know that he had residual burning and itching for two days, though! Oh, and he doesn't touch my keys anymore. ;)

Newsman

#57
February 10, 2007, 03:28:46 PM
You Ladies who have never been married may not realize we men sometimes have to do something extremely unwise just to find out if it's as tough/bad/hard/dangeorus as it's cracked up to be.

Not for naught is the saying that is supposed to have been the last word of many a southern man; "Hey, y'all! Watch iss!"  :laughhard:


John  :waving:

RainbowJingles

#58
February 11, 2007, 08:48:07 AM
Quote from: Newsman on February 10, 2007, 03:28:46 PM
You Ladies who have never been married may not realize we men sometimes have to do something extremely unwise just to find out if it's as tough/bad/hard/dangeorus as it's cracked up to be.

Not for naught is the saying that is supposed to have been the last word of many a southern man; "Hey, y'all! Watch iss!"  :laughhard:


John  :waving:
lol  So the married women know about the guys doing unwise things in the name of finding out their potential harm?
How's that?
Is marriage on the list?

apsurf

#59
February 11, 2007, 09:37:53 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 11, 2007, 08:48:07 AM
Quote from: Newsman on February 10, 2007, 03:28:46 PM
You Ladies who have never been married may not realize we men sometimes have to do something extremely unwise just to find out if it's as tough/bad/hard/dangeorus as it's cracked up to be.

Not for naught is the saying that is supposed to have been the last word of many a southern man; "Hey, y'all! Watch iss!"  :laughhard:


John  :waving:
lol  So the married women know about the guys doing unwise things in the name of finding out their potential harm?
How's that?
Is marriage on the list?

I keep being told by other members of the EBC that yes, it is usually near the top...

RainbowJingles

#60
February 11, 2007, 09:56:24 AM
EBC?  E... Bachelor's C...?  Club?  Eternal Bachelor's Club?

Everlasting Bobblehead Cave?

:-\

apsurf

#61
February 11, 2007, 09:58:28 AM
Elder Bachelor Counsel

AKA  TOMWB&B&L

THe old men with Brains, Brawn, and Looks

RainbowJingles

#62
February 11, 2007, 10:05:59 AM
And here all along I thought you were the Everlasting GOBs.

Bachelorettes over 30 are the Everlasting GOBstoppers, right?.

Newsman

#63
February 14, 2007, 08:14:35 AM
There's hope for you, yet!  :thumbsup2:

John  :waving:

Quote from: nwlife on February 11, 2007, 09:58:28 AM
Elder Bachelor Counsel

AKA  TOMWB&B&L

THe old men with Brains, Brawn, and Looks

RainbowJingles

#64
February 19, 2007, 11:31:35 PM
What kind of hope is there for him, though?  That's the question!  lol

apsurf

#65
February 19, 2007, 11:47:17 PM
Hmmm....should I answer? :ignore:

Newsman

#66
February 20, 2007, 05:58:18 AM
Sure, Brandon, you can tell them all the secret inner workings of the Council.... but then I get to set you up on a series of Three blind dates!


John  :waving:

SippinTea

#67
February 20, 2007, 06:33:23 AM
Not it!  :laughhard:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

RainbowJingles

#68
February 20, 2007, 07:05:54 AM
Hmmm...  SippinTea: I didn't know you were blind!

RainbowJingles

#69
February 20, 2007, 07:07:17 AM
It's okay, Brandon.  :-)  John wouldn't be THAT mean to you.

Tell us!
:clap:
Tell us!

apsurf

#70
February 20, 2007, 07:14:35 AM
Quote from: Newsman on February 20, 2007, 05:58:18 AM
Sure, Brandon, you can tell them all the secret inner workings of the Council.... but then I get to set you up on a series of Three blind dates!


John  :waving:

You forget, then I can pack you to florida for some people to some fishing for ya! :freaky2:

SippinTea

#71
February 20, 2007, 07:16:41 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 20, 2007, 07:05:54 AM
Hmmm...  SippinTea: I didn't know you were blind!

No, jes ornery!  :P

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

RainbowJingles

#72
February 20, 2007, 07:33:18 AM
Quote from: Newsman on February 20, 2007, 05:58:18 AM
Sure, Brandon, you can tell them all the secret inner workings of the Council.... but then I get to set you up on a series of Three blind dates!


John  :waving:
Quote from: nwlife on February 20, 2007, 07:14:35 AMYou forget, then I can pack you to florida for some people to some fishing for ya! :freaky2:
Neither of you should be afraid of either punishment.  Either way, you'll end up with some possible dates.  lol

So tell us what's on your mind.  No holds barred.  No secrets.  lol

TRAV

#73
February 21, 2007, 12:27:09 AM
Doesn't it seem a bit ironic that "SAFETY" and "SINGLE WOMEN" would be put together?
PROVERBS 3:5,6

newkris

#74
February 21, 2007, 12:34:05 AM
why is that ironic?  i don't get it . . . what are you thinking? 

that single women can't be or aren't safe?  or that the single should be removed and it should just be safety and women?





or . . . do you personally not feel safe with a single woman?   :pwink:
\\\\\\\"i want to say more than words when i write\\\\\\\" - kent d. curry
me, too.


myspace.com\\\\\\\\krisknowshim
there are times in the whirlwind of my fragile life that i have hidden under your words, your voice.
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