New Year's resolution(s)

[Lynx]

This year I resolve to not start any new threads in the forum.
*broken*
Now that that's out of the way, I can enjoy New Year's Eve. 


Okay, okay, seriously.  This year I resolve to get better at actually playing music.  It's so frustrating being able to hear in my head exactly how a tune should go, but my fingers can't make it come out of the piano.

And playing music is all that's left... I can't get any better at listening to music, I'm already a pro there.   

[Chseeads]

I resolve to slap at least 10 people a day. 

I'm doing to really have to go out of my way for this.

[Lynx]

Can it be the same 10 people or does it have to be 10 different people every day?  If it has to be 10 different people, do you even know 3,560 people?

[Chseeads]

Who said I need to know them?

And when did there become 356 days in the year?

2012 actually has 366. 

[Lynx]

This year I resolve to be less lysdexic.   

[Scott]

This year I will Breathe daily

[Melody]

This year I want to learn to speak Spanish enough to carry a basic conversation about Jesus and misc. chit chat. 

I also would like to develope an actual excercise routine, even if it's just walking.  I'm not fat, but I'm not strong either.  I'd like to be toned, I don't care what dress size I am.

...unless the Lord answers our prayer and adds to the family. ☺ Then the only routine thing will probably be cheetos.

I know some chords on piano and guitar.  I'd like to be able to play 5 worship songs on each by next Christmas.

I know I'm not aiming very high but if I do, then I'll be all analytical and discouraged if I don't meet my goals. 

[myhaloisintheshop]

I want to lose 50 more lbs.   

[Lynx]

And I'll probably find a few of them... 

[myhaloisintheshop]

As long as i don't-- Im good!

[Nelle]

This year I want to get married and go on a vacation.. Oh wait!

I -would- pick the year with the extra day between me & my wedding date! Lol..

[Lynx]

Found something in my email... a list of obtainable New Year's resolutions.

This year, I resolve to...

- Gain weight.  At least 30 pounds.

- Stop exercising.  Waste of time.

- Read less.  Makes you think.

- Watch more TV.  I've been missing some good stuff.

- Procrastinate more.  Starting tomorrow.

- Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1 internet connection.

- Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.

- Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.

- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

- Get in a whole NEW rut!

- Start being superstitious.

- Personal goal: bring back disco.

- Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings.

- Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.

- Get the windows tinted.  Buy some fur for the dash.

- Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.

- Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

- Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.

- Not eat cloned meat.

- Create loose ends.

- Get more toys.

- Get further in debt.

- Not believe politicians.

- Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.

- Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.

- Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

- Stay off the International Space Station.

- Not swim with pirhanas or sharks.

- Associate with even worse business clients.

- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

- Wait around for opportunity.

- Focus on the faults of others.

- Mope about my faults.

- Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Heather]

Be more dedicated and attend church more.

[Tricia Lea]

loose weight

[Chseeads]

loose weight

Where do you want it to go after you loose it and set it free?   

[Tricia Lea]

lol going to send it to you

LOL

[Chseeads]

Lord, don't do that, I've been loosing some too.  I don't need any replacements.

[Heather]

*lose not loose lol. I loose you weight. Be free from me! 

[Melody]

[taco_harvell]

Borrowing one from a friend:

My resolution is to figure out how to include bacon in every meal. 

[mini]

Delete more emails.