Opinions about marriage

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

[Heather]

my car got repossessed and sold......

does that say something about my being marriage material? 

[taco_harvell]

At a wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. The bride's grandparents took the honors. The DJ asked them: "What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?" The grandma said: "The three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.'" Everyone then looked at the grandpa for his answer. He, wisely, answered: "She's probably right."