Get Well Quick Roscoe... *cough*

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mini

July 12, 2011, 06:59:38 PM
Roscoe was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.

"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Lynx

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July 12, 2011, 07:02:50 PM
That disclaimer in your signature is becoming more and more self-explanatory all the time.  :cool:
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Melody

#2
July 12, 2011, 07:06:31 PM
BOL!  That would be SO funny!   :laughhard:

MelodyB

#3
July 12, 2011, 07:30:07 PM
Hahaha!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

sunlight

#4
July 13, 2011, 04:27:18 AM
:evilgrin:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Lynx

#5
July 13, 2011, 05:37:41 AM
Surely you've never done that Chel.  Please tell us you haven't done that...
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

sunlight

#6
July 14, 2011, 04:48:33 AM
nope, but I HAVE let a student nurse practice on someone who was really "nice" to me... does that count?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Lynx

#7
July 14, 2011, 05:16:13 AM
So there are two questions before me now...

1.  What is the probability that I will either have an accident or fall ill, requiring hospitalization, while I am in Texas?

2.  Does keeping the "Pick on Chel" thread alive qualify one for such inhumane retribution?

Now I'm starting to worry...
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:
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