The Love Story Of Ralph And Edna.

[Tricia Lea]

>  The Love Story Of Ralph And Edna.
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> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them
> to, doesn't mean
> they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were
> both patients in
> a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
> hospital
> swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He
> sank to the
> bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in
> to save him.
> She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.   
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> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act
> she
> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as
> she now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
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> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have
> good news and
> bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
> were able to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
> life of the
> person you love. I have concluded that your act displays
> sound mindedness.
> The bad news is, Ralph hung him-self in the bathroom with his
> bathrobe belt
> right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
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> Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
> How soon can
> I go home?'

[Ashlee]

ummm.  ok

[Nerd]

 

[EricShane]

I laughed at that!