Roscoe was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
That disclaimer in your signature is becoming more and more self-explanatory all the time. :cool:
BOL! That would be SO funny! :laughhard:
Hahaha!
:evilgrin:
Surely you've never done that Chel. Please tell us you haven't done that...
nope, but I HAVE let a student nurse practice on someone who was really "nice" to me... does that count?
So there are two questions before me now...
1. What is the probability that I will either have an accident or fall ill, requiring hospitalization, while I am in Texas?
2. Does keeping the "Pick on Chel" thread alive qualify one for such inhumane retribution?
Now I'm starting to worry...