It has been reported that 5-Oh got hauled in and thrown in the clink for hauling off more than his fair share of Dublin Dr Pepper. Rumor has it that there might have been an accomplice in this crime that was tall and bald, but those rumors have not been confirmed. Poor Rusty is impounded and waiting for someone to bail him out. Stay tuned for the latest updates.
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:o :yikes:
:freaky2:
:biglaugh:
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on July 12, 2011, 06:01:49 PM
It has been reported that 5-Oh got hauled in and thrown in the clink for hauling off more than his fair share of Dublin Dr Pepper. Rumor has it that there might have been an accomplice in this crime that was tall and bald, but those rumors have not been confirmed. Poor Rusty is impounded and waiting for someone to bail him out. Stay tuned for the latest updates.
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I have retained an attorney from the esteemed offices of Dewey,Cheatum,and Howe to represent me in this matter. I am innocent. The tall, bald, gorilla held a Desert Eagle .44 caliber handgun on me and forced Rusty and I to haul his load of stolen goods. We are innocent! :biglaugh:
I have told the authorities all I know of said gorilla and the fact that he has a predilection for flying, and loves photography. They are staking out WhattaBurgers for a three state area and are requesting that people call in if they sight him. In a related matter, I have been told by my attorney that there have been an uptick in reporting of BigFoot sightings in the area..... :laughhard:
A gorilla?! Next thing you know he'll be saying it was wearing a tutu driving his miata! It's worse than we thought guys! Sugar rush is producing hallucinations & paranoia.
Quote from: MellowYellow on July 13, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
A gorilla?! Next thing you know he'll be saying it was wearing a tutu driving his miata! It's worse than we thought guys! Sugar rush is producing hallucinations & paranoia.
:laughhard: I know for a fact, while Mini the gorilla might wear a Tutu- wouldn't put it past him- there's no way he could drive the Miata. He can barely sit in it. :laughhard:
Quote from: MellowYellow on July 13, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
A gorilla?! Next thing you know he'll be saying it was wearing a tutu driving his miata! It's worse than we thought guys! Sugar rush is producing hallucinations & paranoia.
I think I found his pic! :o
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Whoa.
Hey, that lady on the right is the one that bought the last dozen donuts at the convenience store and caused him to shoot himself. lol
the mental image of Minnie the gorilla wearing a tutu is enough to scar a person for life....