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Mel-Mel's the Queen of my double-wide trailer, with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck....

:sing:

If she ever comes out of shock and speaks to us again......

:freaky2:

Lol

:lol:

Quote from: Chseeads on May 15, 2011, 04:14:46 AM
:sing:

Mel-Mel's the Queen of my double-wide trailer, with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck....

:sing:

If she ever comes out of shock and speaks to us again......

:freaky2:

WHOA!   :o :o

*wonders what thread Mel will use to post her 30,000th post*

Poor Lady Chel..if only she could have posted those extra 23,000 posts more quickly! :)


John  :waving:

Quote from: Newsman on May 15, 2011, 10:48:47 AM
Poor Lady Chel..if only she could have posted those extra 23,000 posts more quickly! :)


John  :waving:

:laughhard:

Quote from: Newsman on May 15, 2011, 10:48:47 AM
Poor Lady Chel..if only she could have posted those extra 23,000 posts more quickly! :)


John  :waving:

I know.  :sadbounce:

I think Mel-Mel may never post again....  :smirk2:

NoOoO! GP NeedS MELll!


*Edited by Moderator to avoid all caps*

Today at church Mel said the oddest thing to me, that she will never post again. I immediately went up for prayer because I just new it was the end of the world.. BUT NOW I see I am sadly mistaken.. Good job guys!! You helped encourage her to fast GP posting  lol.

:reaction:

Quote from: Chseeads on May 16, 2011, 04:11:07 AM
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Which party are you lamenting Seth??

A) That your Queen was never coming back to GP to post??
B) That Mel is fasting GP?
C) That your Queen will return to GP?
:laughhard:

Mel, we apologize for Seth.  Remember, he is special hear him meow!

Hi! Did y'all miss me?!

:bigcheese:



I had to come back...I can't possibly stay away from GP....that's insane. And I have a couple of ppl harassing me to hurry and come back. :D

So here I am! Bow to your Queen!

:smirk2:

This was kind of a let down now that she's back. 

:P

:hypocrite:

:roll: :pound: Seth

rofl

And now we're back to our regularly-scheduled anarchy.  :bigcheese:

Quote from: Chseeads on May 16, 2011, 03:54:22 PM
:smirk2:

This was kind of a let down now that she's back. 

:P

:hypocrite:

:smirk2:

Did you try your RVIC, Your Majesty?

ROFL!!

*bows to the GP queen*

*sits back to watch the fun continue*

:beret:

Quote from: Chseeads on May 16, 2011, 08:26:50 PM
Did you try your RVIC, Your Majesty?

No. I did not. I'm still being good.

It's hard to be good when there is Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream in the freezer.

OY!



Thank you, Ice Princess Ruby. You may go in peace.

Pssh.  I say off with her head.

*snortlaugh*

:beret:

Quote from: MelodyB on May 16, 2011, 11:02:26 PM
Thank you, Ice Princess Ruby. You may go in peace.

:laughhard:

How bout go in pieces?

That's intense!! Can I be the hangman? Im sure we'll need one soon..

Mel dearie, I just had to come back in here and leave you a *HUG*. That reply was hilarious, and made me laugh. :)

:beret:

;)

*HUG*

Quote from: kmymbir on May 17, 2011, 05:02:50 AM
That's intense!! Can I be the hangman? Im sure we'll need one soon..

Hangwoman maybe....not sure you qualify as a man.

:spitlaugh:

If Chicken Woman wants to apply for the hangman position, we're going to have to perform pre-employment DNA testing.

And a tox screen.

Yes.  We'll definitely have to look at that.

should I send in a resume'?

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Objective:  To get that there platform position as a lowly hang(wo)man. With the idears of becoming Your right hand lady... (I dont promise I aint not tryin ta take over the world)

Education:  "My mama said, I'm as smart as they ever did make a living person".

Skills Or Achievements  I can count high as my fingers and toes, I tie perfect knots, also know how to use a shovel. Not sure a about an A CHIVE MINT.. but I brushed my teeth and I aint no veg-a-tary-in.

Job  No thats why I asked you.


Reference My lawyer said there aint no evidences gainst me so im good as gold.

*snicker*

Told y'all she is GP material!

:o

/me laughs this thread to scorn and leaves

If the DNA results come back okay, you're hired.

AH haha.. Im sure Im related to you somewhere down the line dont worry.. hmmm .. so chicken king may be my brother.. odd..

:freaky:

 :nerd:

Quote from: kmymbir on May 18, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
:nerd:

That's what our kids will look like.   :smirk2:

wait what?? who's kids?? Your's and Queen Mel? I mean I think of her as a sister. But this DNA test may start causing problems. LOL

Quote from: Chseeads on May 18, 2011, 03:41:45 AM

Quote from: kmymbir on May 18, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
:nerd:

That's what our kids will look like.   :smirk2:

Ohhhh, John!  Check THIS out! :waving:

 :eek!:

Seth!  You player, you!  Make up your mind brother!  I hope Mel recovers from the heartache. (http://smile18.com/imgs/girly/girly025.gif)

 :paperbag: Oh no!!

:hypocrite:

She had me from the moment I knew there were chickens involved... :freaky2:

Quote from: Chseeads on May 18, 2011, 03:49:44 AM
:hypocrite:

She had me from the moment I knew there were chickens involved... :freaky2:

:laughhard: Newsman's gonna have a field day with this thread... if he doesn't go into shock from the overload of "quoteable material."  :laughhard:

:eek:

There, there Mel. It's ok.  :headrub:

There are other birds in the coop. 

Wait Mel I can explain.!!. The devil made me do it!

(bad idea, followed by bad excuse)

( Im almost positive the first part should of been the kings line )

Whoa... the newbie is  :pound: 'n on Seth... or is it the other way around... :freaky2:
:thumbsup2: to the Queen...  :hypocrite:

BOW TO ME!!

That means YOU weird bear.

Quote from: MelodyB on May 18, 2011, 05:02:31 AM
BOW TO ME!!

That means YOU weird bear.

I don't think I like the sound of that...

(You asked for it...!)
There were once 3 Hebrew Children that were commanded to bow to something... and they refused. And that wicked King... turned the fiery furnace up to the point where the guard died... but God delivered them... I refuse to bow! And God will deliver me from the hands of our new tyrannical leaders...   :girltongue: :bow:

Don't  :pray: !!

ALL HAIL OUR NEW KING SETH AND QUEEN MEL!

*Psalm_97 throws hail at Seth, but not at Mel because she's still nice, not grumpy.

I'm nice? Wow. I haven't been called that in awhile!

:bigcheese:

So far you are still nice.  I'm waiting for the power to go to your head and make you grumpy like... a certain person.

 :o I _literally_ almost stopped eating my breakfast (cold hotdogs and sour cream and onion potato chips,) when I read the last page!

Bob, what are you up to the Friday before Memorial Day (27th)? I may be over in Arkansas, and would like to do some plotting..perhaps even about a unique, never-before-tried style of GP meetup!


John  :waving:

 Not sure if I have to work then or not yet, John. Sometime in there my weekend days off are supposed to kick in..... but even if I have to work, I'll be off by 3-ish and free to meet up then. I'll get back with you when I determine my days off that week. You've got my phone number, in any case.

*nearly howls with laughter* This thread is as insane as GP itself!

:beret:

Quote from: SippinTea on May 18, 2011, 10:38:45 PM
*nearly howls with laughter* This thread is as insane as GP itself!

:beret:

/me shoots Shrewby for howling.

I just can't take that right now.

:fire:

She weren't howlin' cuz she wer sick!  :o

I'll give her something to howl about....

*shoots the king*

*sticks out her tongue at the queen*

:beret:

Wicked old Shrew.  :pout:

 :hypocrite: But of course, King Cheese!

:beret:

Quote from: Chseeads on May 19, 2011, 05:54:08 AM
Wicked old Shrew.  :pout:

Who lived in a shoe...

Quote from: SippinTea on May 19, 2011, 05:53:28 AM

*sticks out her tongue at the queen*

:beret:

Oh really? :eyebrow:

Quote from: MelodyB on May 19, 2011, 01:29:51 PM

Quote from: SippinTea on May 19, 2011, 05:53:28 AM

*sticks out her tongue at the queen*

:beret:

Oh really? :eyebrow:

I think she needs 40 lashes for that, Your Majesty.

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Thank you, Your Highness.

Oh. My. Word.

I just laughed through the 3 pages of this thread...  :laughhard:

But just so I wont get 40 lashes... :noo:

/me bows to GP Queen Mel and kicks dirt at the joker Seth

You're worthy of 40 lashes regardless. :P

Nope.

Im not.

:hypocrite:

Oh, sorry.

You're right.  You're worthy of 100 lashes with a wet noodle.

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Whatever.  :roll:

Don't make me up the anty.

Bring it.

:fire:

 :dead2:

CHILDREN! Settle down!

King Seth, please go to your throne, sit there and shut up!

Becca, go in peace, don't harrass the King again.



There. The Queen has spoken. Heed the word of her lordliness!

Lordliness?  That's a little manly, your majesty....

:king:

Quote from: MelodyB on May 21, 2011, 04:20:10 AM

King Seth, please go to your throne, sit there and shut up!

Becca, go in peace, don't harrass the King again.

But that part there is all super funny. lol

That's the most attention I've seen Seth pay to a woman since the last time Lady Alana showed up...Poor Lady Kimber  :sadbounce:


John  :waving:

Quote from: Chseeads on May 19, 2011, 02:36:17 PM
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:queen:

You people are strange! LOL

King Seth, I'm jealous! :roll:

That's like the pot calling the kettle black yoop lol

Quote from: Babs on May 21, 2011, 02:44:46 PM
That's like the pot calling the kettle black yoop lol

:hypocrite:

Quote from: kmymbir on May 21, 2011, 02:38:42 PM
King Seth, I'm jealous! :roll:

:eek!: :eek!: :eek!:

Close your mouth, around here you'll have it full of mosquitos...I think I've ate about 3 pounds of the stupid things.  Everytime I turn around I've inhaled one.

Every time you turn around... so if you spin around really fast you will get dizzy, but you'll save a lot on the food bill.

Quote from: Psalm_97 on May 21, 2011, 06:08:46 PM
Every time you turn around... so if you spin around really fast you will get dizzy, but you'll save a lot on the food bill.

:laughhard:

Quote from: MelodyB on May 21, 2011, 04:20:10 AM
CHILDREN! Settle down!

King Seth, please go to your throne, sit there and shut up!

Becca, go in peace, don't harrass the King again.



There. The Queen has spoken. Heed the word of her lordliness!

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Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 16, 2011, 03:58:00 PM
:roll: :pound: Seth

rofl

And now we're back to our regularly-scheduled anarchy.  :bigcheese:

Haha....

weirdos

Quote from: EricShane on May 27, 2011, 11:51:20 AM
weirdos

Says the neighboring king of them from a foreign land.

:addnothing:

I am the Queen!


:queen:

Quote from: MelodyB on May 28, 2011, 11:20:15 AM
I am the Queen!


:queen:

Bless your heart.

 :laughhard:


*bows to the King and Queen*

/me waves to the queen  :hi:

BOL! This was a great read!

I know lol

I forgot all about that resume'. Sure does go with my profile picture!

Oh man, now the double wide trailer song is stuck in my head....

Lol

Cause I'm the QUEEN!


:queen:

Then you met ME.

 :freaky2:

Quote from: kmymbir on April 15, 2012, 03:34:42 AM
Then you met ME.

And just WHO are YOU?

 :sing:  whooo are youuuu  :sing:  whoo whoo

Quote from: minnesota68 on April 15, 2012, 02:23:17 AM
Oh man, now the double wide trailer song is stuck in my head....

I just youtubed it...lol.  Life is grand.