:hi: Hello soon-to-be new best friends!
Welcome to GP.
What makes you think we might be crazy? :hypocrite:
I am certainly not crazy. And I still talk to myself, because myself is cool. Me though... Me is definitely a few fries short of a happy meal. Me thinks he is five different people. I and Myself just leave Me alone these days, he's nuts!
Ahem... as I was saying, welcome to the asylum kmymbir, whatever that is. Is kmymbir the first parts of your names or does it mean something?
I forgot to mention that I forget things ...
My name is Kimber.
kmymbir is promounced ( kay- member ) its an old nick name, I also think its a car part.
I am from Mississippi and I'm MELODYB's DLFFFFE. She said that if any of you are mean to send you her way ( see Mel I so got this :great:).. Before I forget I have RED HAIR :couch: Will I be needing back up for protection? :2gun:
Quote from: kmymbir on April 17, 2011, 12:06:08 AM
I forgot to mention that I forget things ...
My name is Kimber.
kmymbir is promounced ( kay- member ) its an old nick name, I also think its a car part.
I am from Mississippi and I'm MELODYB's DLFFFFE. She said that if any of you are mean to send you her way ( see Mel I so got this :great:).. Before I forget I have RED HAIR :couch: Will I be needing back up for protection? :2gun:
Welcome! K-member is indeed a car part, one of those that is not thought of until it goes missing. :laughhard:
Btw- Very cool name, it's also the make of one of my favorite guns. :thumbsup2:
Mymbir!! Yay!!
Y'all...this is my Kimber I have been talking about! And she's right, you better treat her in your best GP manners....SHOW NO MERCY!!
:hypocrite:
Hehe!
Quote from: MelodyB on April 17, 2011, 01:09:01 AM
Mymbir!! Yay!!
Y'all...this is my Kimber I have been talking about! And she's right, you better treat her in your best GP manners....SHOW NO MERCY!!
:hypocrite:
Hehe!
Well wow, with friends like that... yeah, she fits right in. Fortunately five-oh is a real 5-0, so he can provide cover fire Kimber.
Five-Oh is my new GP buddy :clap:.. NOT ONLY can he arrest people.. He has uncovered that my dad did indeed name me after a handgun. . I would like to let everyone know Mel talks about EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU... its all good though so no worries I have no gossip!
Mel Thank You For Inviting Me To The Fun!!!
:stupid:
Quote from: MelodyB on April 17, 2011, 01:09:01 AM
Mymbir!! Yay!!
Y'all...this is my Kimber I have been talking about! And she's right, you better treat her in your best GP manners....SHOW NO MERCY!!
:hypocrite:
Hehe!
You've been hiding one of your redhead friends from us redhead lovers on GP???
:pound: :pound: :biglaugh:
Kimber, Welcome to the crazy place!
Oh my. :o
I forgot that WT will be stalking her now. :o
Yeah.
Whatever she said about me, don't believe a word of it. It's not true, I have 5,874 witnesses and she has not a shred of evidence.
And btw, that "I'm with stupid" shirt seems to be pointing up to the previous post, which is mine...
It's actually pointing directly under my name.
I was totally talkin about Mel.. but.. since you've claimed the stupid sign as your own LOL... Do I at least get to know your age Psalm-97?? hehe..
Sorry, that is classified information. You require Alpha Epsilon or higher security clearance to access the requested data.
In all seriousness, I'm between 20 and 50. You know you're not talking to a kid or a crusty old man. Aside from that, I never tell my age online.
fair enough.. I'll have to meet you at some crazy event one day.. I on the other hand will be turning a few hundred years old soon.. according to Moses time..
Quote from: kmymbir on April 17, 2011, 02:44:10 AM
fair enough.. I'll have to meet you at some crazy event one day.. I on the other hand will be turning a few hundred years old soon.. according to Moses time..
Hey! Let's not get carried away with the "Moses" time thing! :biglaugh:
And your Dad has got to be cool. Lou wouldn't let me name Cheyenne after a gun or a car, so I settled for a western town I'd really like to visit. (It's also a model of chevrolet truck, but I don't think Lou knows that. :laughhard: )
@Five-oh: You did better she has the name of a really cool truck. This is the Chevrolet Cheyenne, it was a concept but they say it is going to go into production soon. It was introduced at the NY auto show a couple of years ago. So you can tell Lou you actually got your way in this one even if it was an accident. lol
(http://www.lehighvalleybusiness.org/car-08-chevy-cheyenne.jpg)
Lady Kimber! A redheaded Southern Lady? Oo, la lah!
A belated welcome to the posting madness, from the Grumpyest of the Grumpye.
BTW, have you ever been investigated?
John :waving:
The question is, what caliber is Kimber? Im guessing a .45....
She is definitely a pistol! That's for sure!
I just feel sorry for her children.
If she has a boy, he will always be a son of a gun.
*snicker*
:ignore:
Quote from: minnesota68 on April 18, 2011, 07:36:35 PM
I just feel sorry for her children.
If she has a boy, he will always be a son of a gun.
:laughat: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:
I literally BOL'd at that one!! Lol
HAHA!!!! .. Ready.. Aim... FIRE!!!! :burn:
I was only investigated Twice btw.. the FBI could not find the evidence so they had to throw it out... :teeth:
Kmymbir: I am trying to figure out if I met you when we all visited Mel's or if you were one of the many people she said wasn't there that day. lol
She didn't even live here then! I didn't even meet her till January! So no, she wasn't here!
Okay I see now. lol
I didn't think I remembered her but with my memory I thought I should make sure. lol
Quote from: taco_harvell on April 21, 2011, 02:24:07 AM
Okay I see now. lol
I didn't think I remembered her but with my memory I thought I should make sure. lol
Sorry to say I only learned that a Mel existed in the world recently..
But now that you know...your life has been made better!
:pound: :pound: Conceited much??
My reason for the disapperance :sulk:... See what had happen was, these crazy people eating CHICKEN LEGS :silly: decided to kidnap me! I was quick as Kung-Fu Panda and pulled out my Hot sauce to ward them off :lightbulb:!! The one with no teeth :ugly: came at me like a jello mold and I had to leap frog it :kermit:over the hood of the PINK MIATA! Its a good think no one seen MY FACE :anakin: as I rolled like a DOUGHNUT :cophat: under the DUCK MOBILE that was QUACKING by! What luck I had..If it had not been for the Purple Fuzzy to distract them I dont think Id of made it into the Studio to make my Record debute :sing: :sing:..
So as you can see,, it was practically Mission Impossible for me to be on here the last little while.. I have now been Investigated by the FBI again ???, they think I have Super powers or something :loopy:. I told the ring leader :monkey2: Ill tell him my secret if he gives me a dollar :thumbsup2:. He did not look amused... :vvader:
:eyebrow:
Quote from: kmymbir on May 02, 2011, 04:21:19 AM
My reason for the disapperance :sulk:... See what had happen was, these crazy people eating CHICKEN LEGS :silly: decided to kidnap me! I was quick as Kung-Fu Panda and pulled out my Hot sauce to ward them off :lightbulb:!! The one with no teeth :ugly: came at me like a jello mold and I had to leap frog it :kermit: over the hood of the PINK MIATA! Its a good think no one seen MY FACE :anakin: as I rolled like a DOUGHNUT :cophat: under the DUCK MOBILE that was QUACKING by! What luck I had..If it had not been for the Purple Fuzzy to distract them I dont think Id of made it into the Studio to make my Record debute :sing: :sing:..
So as you can see,, it was practically Mission Impossible for me to be on here the last little while.. I have now been Investigated by the FBI again ???, they think I have Super powers or something :loopy:. I told the ring leader :monkey2: Ill tell him my secret if he gives me a dollar :thumbsup2:. He did not look amused... :vvader:
:nono: It's NOT pink!! :pound: :pound: See if I inquire as to your wellbeing again! :hypocrite:
And your "ringleader" resembles Sir John- but I see it's named "monkey2" which leads me to believe maybe it's yoop? lol
Ugh copper... I had nothing to do with that 3 ring circus!! Lol!
Good job including the pink miata!! Lol
Quote from: kmymbir on May 02, 2011, 04:21:19 AM
My reason for the disapperance :sulk:... See what had happen was, these crazy people eating CHICKEN LEGS :silly: decided to kidnap me! I was quick as Kung-Fu Panda and pulled out my Hot sauce to ward them off :lightbulb:!! The one with no teeth :ugly: came at me like a jello mold and I had to leap frog it :kermit:over the hood of the PINK MIATA! Its a good think no one seen MY FACE :anakin: as I rolled like a DOUGHNUT :cophat: under the DUCK MOBILE that was QUACKING by! What luck I had..If it had not been for the Purple Fuzzy to distract them I dont think Id of made it into the Studio to make my Record debute :sing: :sing:..
So as you can see,, it was practically Mission Impossible for me to be on here the last little while.. I have now been Investigated by the FBI again ???, they think I have Super powers or something :loopy:. I told the ring leader :monkey2: Ill tell him my secret if he gives me a dollar :thumbsup2:. He did not look amused... :vvader:
Son of a gun...