It comes to mind after veiwing older investigations and current in progress investigations, that our Chief Investigator keeps himself quiet busy keeping track of all the rumors, innuendos, and other assorted mischief that happens on this board. While this dedication is much appreciated, it begs the question- Have we, the members of this great board, left the fox guarding the henhouse? :nono:
I humbly submit the following for your consideration. It is a well known fact that Sir John can be found lurking around various threads and usually appears after a lady has made comments. It has also been said by far smarter people than I that the best defense is a great offense. It cannot be denied that Sir John stays on the offensive, quick to pounce on any comment or action. Example: Lady Jenn's recent innocent beating of the Chicken King, Seth.
Being the Investigator means that he is more able to conceal or twist things to be most appropriate for his side of the story, whatever that may be. I observed that he has spent much time in the so called "Bob Controversy" , going so far as to proclaim himself "IBOB", which is my firm belief was an obvious effort to muddy the waters and keep any suspicon from falling upon him.
Finally, he was just observed HUGGING Lady Mel in the sharing thread, not once, but twice, so tightly that she herself warned him of hugging her so tightly that her succulent goodness might run out.
All of this adds up to the fact that a closer inspection is needed of Sir John's motives and activities. I call upon my brother Bob (Yoop) to assist me in getting to the bottom of this insidious plot of Sir John's. To paraphrase the Chief Investigator, "What say ye, board?" :lol:
I... Z-Bob... have been formulating an investigation on the Chief Instigator for a while... I am not as witty as him, nor do I write for a living, so it is simply taking more time.
If someone would like to help... I can PM the facts that I have collected... and we can go from there.
:P
Z-Bob- Will be in contact via pm soon. :fork: :biglaugh:
*stands ready to defend himself against all Other Bobs, Yankee (foreign) or Southern (domestic)!*
John/IBOB :waving:
:lurk:
hehehe
this is gonna be good....
*wonders if he can help gather photoGRAPHIC evidence*
:lol:
Quote from: minnesota68 on October 20, 2010, 10:53:14 AM
*wonders if he can help gather photoGRAPHIC evidence*
Please do! The only thing that kept you from being instantly named a fellow special investigator was the fact that you weren't a Bob. Oh, wait, you're OBob, right? You're in! :waving:
Quote from: five-oh on October 20, 2010, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on October 20, 2010, 10:53:14 AM
*wonders if he can help gather photoGRAPHIC evidence*
Please do! The only thing that kept you from being instantly named a fellow special investigator was the fact that you weren't a Bob. Oh, wait, you're OBob, right? You're in! :waving:
LOL!!!
I might need to break into song again...
:popcorn:
Yeah...I definetly think that BOB here fits just perfectly in with our dysfunctional little family.
Quote from: MelodyB on October 20, 2010, 03:41:53 PM
:popcorn:
Yeah...I definetly think that BOB here fits just perfectly in with our dysfunctional little family.
Thanks, Mel. *sniff* It's so nice to finally fit in somewhere.... If someone can just keep that mean Purple Fuzzy from calling me hurtful names like "sneaky cop".*sniff,sniff*
Quote from: Newsman on October 20, 2010, 07:03:12 AM
*stands ready to defend himself against all Other Bobs, Yankee (foreign) or Southern (domestic)!*
John/IBOB :waving:
Oh, IBOB.... You might not wanta accept any wooden horses, and watch for Yoops bearing gifts. Just sayn'. :teeth: (we'll give you every benefit of the doubt, you can be sure :hypocrite: :hypocrite:)
Quote from: five-oh on October 20, 2010, 03:46:27 PM
Quote from: MelodyB on October 20, 2010, 03:41:53 PM
:popcorn:
Yeah...I definetly think that BOB here fits just perfectly in with our dysfunctional little family.
Thanks, Mel. *sniff* It's so nice to finally fit in somewhere.... If someone can just keep that mean Purple Fuzzy from calling me hurtful names like "sneaky cop".*sniff,sniff*
BOL! poor ittle fella. :up2:
Hahaha! *rWooby bounces excitedly* This is more like the good ol' days on GP! Can't wait to see what you come up with. :bigcheese:
Psst! Don't forget to investigate in the Stargazer threads, 'cause there's PLENTY of dir... errr, I mean "evidence" on IBOB in there. Like the dance he did and whatnot. *grin*
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on October 20, 2010, 05:50:20 PM
Hahaha! *rWooby bounces excitedly* This is more like the good ol' days on GP! Can't wait to see what you come up with. :bigcheese:
Psst! Don't forget to investigate in the Stargazer threads, 'cause there's PLENTY of dir... errr, I mean "evidence" on IBOB in there. Like the dance he did and whatnot. *grin*
:beret:
Is there still video footage of "The Dance of the IBOB" on youtube?? LOL We could make this a multi-media production... Bwaahahahahahahahaha :laughhard:
Hmmm...
John/IBOB :waving:
Quote from: SippinTea on October 20, 2010, 05:50:20 PM
Hahaha! *rWooby bounces excitedly* This is more like the good ol' days on GP! Can't wait to see what you come up with. :bigcheese:
Psst! Don't forget to investigate in the Stargazer threads, 'cause there's PLENTY of dir... errr, I mean "evidence" on IBOB in there. Like the dance he did and whatnot. *grin*
:beret:
No such imagery exists. The only person who had a camera trained on your mild-mannered correspondent became too traumatized to use it to capture images of the alleged bustamove said newsman allegedly perrformed.
At the same time, several of the other members of this website were outid3e the cabin, doing investigation-worthy deeds of their own...right, Ladies Wooby and Chel?
John/IBOB :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on October 20, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on October 20, 2010, 05:50:20 PM
Hahaha! *rWooby bounces excitedly* This is more like the good ol' days on GP! Can't wait to see what you come up with. :bigcheese:
Psst! Don't forget to investigate in the Stargazer threads, 'cause there's PLENTY of dir... errr, I mean "evidence" on IBOB in there. Like the dance he did and whatnot. *grin*
:beret:
Is there still video footage of "The Dance of the IBOB" on youtube?? LOL We could make this a multi-media production... Bwaahahahahahahahaha :laughhard:
I can see John being a BOB- bachelor of broadcasting, but an IBOB is stretching it, cause I'm not sure innocent is a fitting title. ;)
Quote from: Newsman on October 20, 2010, 08:37:49 PM
No such imagery exists. The only person who had a camera trained on your mild-mannered correspondent became too traumatized to use it to capture images of the alleged bustamove said newsman allegedly perrformed.
At the same time, several of the other members of this website were outid3e the cabin, doing investigation-worthy deeds of their own...right, Ladies Wooby and Chel?
John/IBOB :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on October 20, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on October 20, 2010, 05:50:20 PM
Hahaha! *rWooby bounces excitedly* This is more like the good ol' days on GP! Can't wait to see what you come up with. :bigcheese:
Psst! Don't forget to investigate in the Stargazer threads, 'cause there's PLENTY of dir... errr, I mean "evidence" on IBOB in there. Like the dance he did and whatnot. *grin*
:beret:
Is there still video footage of "The Dance of the IBOB" on youtube?? LOL We could make this a multi-media production... Bwaahahahahahahahaha :laughhard:
hmmmmm......
Then what were you doing in that video on youtube? lol
It sure looked like some kind of dance move to me.
Quote from: taco_harvell on October 20, 2010, 09:11:41 PM
Quote from: Newsman on October 20, 2010, 08:37:49 PM
No such imagery exists. The only person who had a camera trained on your mild-mannered correspondent became too traumatized to use it to capture images of the alleged bustamove said newsman allegedly perrformed.
At the same time, several of the other members of this website were outid3e the cabin, doing investigation-worthy deeds of their own...right, Ladies Wooby and Chel?
John/IBOB :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on October 20, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on October 20, 2010, 05:50:20 PM
Hahaha! *rWooby bounces excitedly* This is more like the good ol' days on GP! Can't wait to see what you come up with. :bigcheese:
Psst! Don't forget to investigate in the Stargazer threads, 'cause there's PLENTY of dir... errr, I mean "evidence" on IBOB in there. Like the dance he did and whatnot. *grin*
:beret:
Is there still video footage of "The Dance of the IBOB" on youtube?? LOL We could make this a multi-media production... Bwaahahahahahahahaha :laughhard:
hmmmmm......
Then what were you doing in that video on youtube? lol
It sure looked like some kind of dance move to me.
Taco, would you care to join myself, yoop, and minnesota in this fact finding misson? Sounds like you could contribute... :biglaugh: Btw, anybody notice the obvious attempt to put off suspicion onto Ladies Ruby and Chel? Just sayin' :waving:
Methinks the Knight protests a tad bit too quickly! (Z-Bob version!)
Quote from: five-oh on October 20, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: taco_harvell on October 20, 2010, 09:11:41 PM
Quote from: Newsman on October 20, 2010, 08:37:49 PM
No such imagery exists. The only person who had a camera trained on your mild-mannered correspondent became too traumatized to use it to capture images of the alleged bustamove said newsman allegedly perrformed.
At the same time, several of the other members of this website were outid3e the cabin, doing investigation-worthy deeds of their own...right, Ladies Wooby and Chel?
John/IBOB :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on October 20, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on October 20, 2010, 05:50:20 PM
Hahaha! *rWooby bounces excitedly* This is more like the good ol' days on GP! Can't wait to see what you come up with. :bigcheese:
Psst! Don't forget to investigate in the Stargazer threads, 'cause there's PLENTY of dir... errr, I mean "evidence" on IBOB in there. Like the dance he did and whatnot. *grin*
:beret:
Is there still video footage of "The Dance of the IBOB" on youtube?? LOL We could make this a multi-media production... Bwaahahahahahahahaha :laughhard:
hmmmmm......
Then what were you doing in that video on youtube? lol
It sure looked like some kind of dance move to me.
Taco, would you care to join myself, yoop, and minnesota in this fact finding misson? Sounds like you could contribute... :biglaugh: Btw, anybody notice the obvious attempt to put off suspicion onto Ladies Ruby and Chel? Just sayin' :waving:
This could be real fun!!! Okay I am in!! :)
4 against one? I likes a challenge!
John/IBOB :waving:
Quote from: five-oh on October 20, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Taco, would you care to join myself, yoop, and minnesota in this fact finding misson? Sounds like you could contribute... :biglaugh: Btw, anybody notice the obvious attempt to put off suspicion onto Ladies Ruby and Chel? Just sayin' :waving:
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*grin* I knew a thread like this would be created eventually :popcorn:
Several of these have been started, but none of them got far. Sir John is just too good at his job. *grin* We'll see how far this one gets...
:beret:
Quote from: Newsman on October 21, 2010, 03:02:13 AM
4 against one? I likes a challenge!
John/IBOB :waving:
Quote from: five-oh on October 20, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Taco, would you care to join myself, yoop, and minnesota in this fact finding misson? Sounds like you could contribute... :biglaugh: Btw, anybody notice the obvious attempt to put off suspicion onto Ladies Ruby and Chel? Just sayin' :waving:
[/quote] IBOB, I'm a firm believer in making sure I have enough people to do the job, and you've quite the reputation. :biglaugh: Gideon I'm not!
Just a bump to remind IBOB he has not been forgotten.... it takes time to build an airtight case. :thumbsup2:
Excellent! I have begun giving thought to my counter-offensive!
John/IBOB :waving:
*grin*
:beret:
hmmm...
John/IBOB :waving:
****BUMP IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION**** :hypocrite: