As perplexing as a paradox entwined in a riddle, or dining with three politiians at the same table, this newsman has bad news about nice news, of a missive from a Miss that has apparently gone Missing,
This, we have the Case of the MISSing MISSive.
A "Dear John' letter of the romantic, and not calamic, nature was apparently to be received by this newsman from Lady Stacey. There has also been the contention that a care package of sweets may have been sent.
This newsman this midday was gifted by a longtime friend and fellow broadcaster a couple of chocolate chip brownies, but there have been no Care Packages that have been recieved, thus far, frrom Kentucky.
Also, if Lady Stacey were indeed going to send a Care Package to this newsman to include sweets, it is clear there should also be sent a recording of her voice, as it is known among many friends that this newsman has a Clear Preference (CP) for the soft voice of a Southern Lady.
So, thus far, no Care Package of either type has arrived in Oklahoma :sadbounce:
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
:biglaugh:
:beret:
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?
John :waving:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?
John :waving:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
AHHHH HAAA... :reporter:
Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into! Just a thought... lol
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is! :thumbsup2:
John :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?
John :waving:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
AHHHH HAAA... :reporter:
Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into! Just a thought... lol
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is! :thumbsup2:
Hmmm... this is more serious than I suspected... first jokes about brownie care packages... then come digits... then long talks... and then a question... and then a answer... HMMM...
Of course the order could change slightly from set to set...
John :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?
John :waving:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
AHHHH HAAA... :reporter:
Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into! Just a thought... lol
:lurk:
Hmmm @ Lady Chel
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 08:56:16 AM
Hummm @ Lady Chel
Sir John... are you Hummm'ing at Lady Chel as well? :laughhard:
What exactly were you Hummming?
Hmmm... :updown:
Even though I know what it did say... I keep thinking this thread is titles...
Case Of The MISSing Dear John MISSes...
:laughhard:
Guess it is late... and brain is shutting down... :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?
John :waving:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
AHHHH HAAA... :reporter:
Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into! Just a thought... lol
I had actually thought of the card myself lol
If the missing Dear John missives lead to Misses and the Mrs... it would be something you wouldn't want to miss for sure.
Quote from: iridiscente on May 31, 2010, 06:40:16 PM
If the missing Dear John missives lead to Misses and the Mrs... it would be something you wouldn't want to miss for sure.
Nice... lol
:bustamove:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 01:55:54 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:14:30 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?
John :waving:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
AHHHH HAAA... :reporter:
Whispers to Stacey... they make cards that sing, that you could record your own message into! Just a thought... lol
I had actually thought of the card myself lol
Umm...you seem pretty familiar with the process, Herr Yoop..you've done this quite a bit, before?
John :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:21:10 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is! :thumbsup2:
Hmmm... this is more serious than I suspected... first jokes about brownie care packages... then come digits... then long talks... and then a question... and then a answer... HMMM...
:laughhard:
:beret:
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM
Well, Dear Lady, if the brownies were touched by your hands, surely they would have been 'medicated' with all the sweetness a man could desire, correct?
John :waving:
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:42:05 AM
Oh my...this has came a long way from..."Dear John" lol
Well Dear John aka new apparent love of my life lol :love2: are you into medicated brownies?
I'm not sure how I could go about getting a voice recording lol... :o
Of course..thats what I had in mind ... :angel3
My personal experience with the process is slightly less than nil... LOL
But having watched many blossoming friendships... and seen how twitterpated people act... it is just a matter of time...
:laughhard:
Quote from: Newsman on June 01, 2010, 01:40:55 AM
Umm...you seem pretty familiar with the process, Herr Yoop..you've done this quite a bit, before?
John :waving:
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 31, 2010, 05:21:10 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 31, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Or, she could just give me her phone number...err, digits, I believe the current term is! :thumbsup2:
Hmmm... this is more serious than I suspected... first jokes about brownie care packages... then come digits... then long talks... and then a question... and then a answer... HMMM...
Poor John. Are you missing your MISS? Or simply trying to find your Missus?
And if you miss a particular lady, do you miss the "us" that happens when it is you and her?
And if you miss the "us," it seems that it truly IS only a matter of time until you miss the Missus.
*ponders*
Still no recording with Lady Stacey's voice. :sadbounce:
I suppose I'll have to be satisfied with the additional pieces of armor I'm ordering.
John :waving:
1. Why are you buying armor
2. lol...my voice is probably going to be similar to any others :)
Quote from: TheGirl on June 25, 2010, 01:12:38 PM
1. Why are you buying armor
2. lol...my voice is probably going to be similar to any others :)
More importantly, does number 1 have anything to do with number 2? :freaky747:
And I bought even MORE armor..but still no recording... :sadbounce:
John :waving:
whadja get?
I think I mentioned the greaves (shins) coif (chain mail hood). I also got some cuisses (upper leg armor) and my mind is a little blank if I got anything else :)
John :waving:
Quote from: iridiscente on June 25, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
Quote from: TheGirl on June 25, 2010, 01:12:38 PM
1. Why are you buying armor
2. lol...my voice is probably going to be similar to any others :)
More importantly, does number 1 have anything to do with number 2? :freaky747:
BOL! Umm... I am thinking #1 might have something to do with #2.
He would need #2 to protect him after her mom found out about #1... :biglaugh:
Quote from: Newsman on August 16, 2010, 05:30:46 AM
And I bought even MORE armor..but still no recording... :sadbounce:
John :waving:
Poor Newsman... she has a nice KY accent... and is absolutely amazing at saying Louisville... :cool:
Excuse me I can't help it if all of you outside of KY say Louisville incorrectly..
And while the joke bout the mom was completely 100% true..your gonna hear bout it later lol
Quote from: TheGirl on August 23, 2010, 01:43:59 AM
Excuse me I can't help it if all of you outside of KY say Louisville incorrectly..
And while the joke bout the mom was completely 100% true..your gonna hear bout it later lol
Umm... hey John... ya got any of that extra armor? I have a feeling I might need some... or perhaps... does anyone have any Dove Chocolates... or hot chocolate... I think I know how to get out trouble on this one...! :biglaugh:
If you're wearing armor, we'll give her a can opener. :laughhard:
Yeah a can opener just what I need...hey wait did someone say something bout chocolate?
Yup... I said Dove Chocolate... and Hot Chocolate! (Works everytime!)
:biglaugh:
sounds Purrfect :biglaugh:
:sadbounce:
:biglaugh:
What have I missed?
EEK
A lot... lol
I've 'miss'ed a lot, too :sadbounce: still no recording
John :waving:
oh brother
Quote from: TheGirl on September 30, 2010, 12:33:51 AM
oh bother
You sound like you and Cheese have been hangin out with the same shady characters... :lol:
who Winnie the Pooh? lol..he says that I think
Quote from: TheGirl on September 30, 2010, 03:53:27 PM
who... Pooh? lol..
Look... no denial on her part...
They are both fans of Poo(h)... ewww!
lol..your weird