You post a question and the person below you will post an extremely wrong answer to your question then ask another question
I get to start. :grin:
Why is Ruby happy?
Because the economy is so wonderful.
How many kids does Newsman have?
58
Why is sis 21?
Because she's truthful. *ahem*
Why does Chel like to travel?
:beret:
15, all by different women.
What's Seth's favorite pastime?
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on March 19, 2009, 06:11:29 PM
Because the economy is so wonderful.
How many kids does Newsman have?
Quote from: SippinTea on March 19, 2009, 06:13:55 PM
Because she's truthful. *ahem*
Why does Chel like to travel?
:beret:
She's adding to her version of a harem.
Why do some people on this forum like to stargaze?
ugh dina... you got outta order! lol!
Seths favorite pastime is sipping coffee behind the couch, and they like to stargaze because they are getting a tantoo.
:grin:
Why is Dina moving to Guatemala?
Because she doesn't want me to see my grandbaby.
Why does Elona live in California?
Because she's a raging rainbow liberal.
Why does Newsman dress in Knight's clothing?
Because he likes Shakespeare.
What does sis like pink?
It reminds her of her hubby's hair color.
Why does Seth have birds?
Because "birds of a feather" and he feels like a parrot.
Where does the Purple Fuzzy work?
in a dairy farm, milking cows
Why is Sis mom coming to visit me?
Because she's an undercover narc agent and she suspects you of dealing
Where does Beccaboo live?
In Bejing China
Why does seth own birds?
because he is coo coo for cocco puffs
Where is purplefuzzy at?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: This is great!
The PF is at the neighborhood coffee shop eating donuts
Why has Scott been so quiet this year? (Not posting much)
Because he moved to the North Pole and his computer is freezing up.
When did Sir John get married?
Ten years ago but she's shy and won't come out to play.
who is in trouble this time?
ummm lets see rainbow sounds good.
Speaking of Rainbow, who is she dating now?
The king of France
Where is Mel working?
Pres. Obama
What color did Sis dye her hair?
Purple, to look like PF
What is tomorrow?
Septsunday
Why is Mel turning blue
Because she grabbed the wrong dye. She meant to grab the purple, too.
Why is Bev looking like Garfield?
Because she has cat scratch fever.
Is Sis a millionaire?
yes. She is a bank CEO and just got a huge bonus too.
Why does newsnman like to investigate?
Because it is a good cover, he is really a secret agent.
What is Ruby's favorite drink?
Kool-Aid, of course! Thus the nickname, "SippinKoolAid."
DINA!!! If I would have had anything in my mouth, I would have :spitlaugh: ed it clear across the room on the rainbow thing. rofl
I'm dating the King of France, eh? :bigcheese:
The problem with that question, though, was that the question (who is RJ dating?) wasn't an "obvious" one. lol
The truthful answer is
NO ONE
yet
:bigcheese:
Let's see...
Why has Melody not been posting very much these days??
She's been too busy playing with her duckie collection.
Why is Seth mad?
because he lost a whole bunch of money in the stock market
What's up with Eric Shane
He has secretly married into royalty and has no time for us anymore
Why is Chel always attack hugging?
because its more socially acceptable than attack slapping. :grin:
Why does becca wear glasses?
because she thinks they help with her uglyness
What does MelPoo sound like when she sings?
Quote from: sunlight on March 19, 2009, 09:59:58 PM
because its more socially acceptable than attack slapping. :grin:
BOL! That seriously made me LOL!
Quote from: Brecxie on March 19, 2009, 10:05:24 PM
What does MelPoo sound like when she sings?
A flock of parakeets
How did Seth wreck his car?
he was letting Snoopy drive
How happy do you think Elona is?
As happy as Seth.
What does Becca do all day long?
(The attack slapping one make me crack up, too!)
She Sleep drives
What happens when Sis and Seth eat peanut butter and Choc?
They have a food fight.
Where has B been lately?
He went on the last mission of the space shuttle and is helping install a solar panel on the space station.
Why does Tricia go to the Y?
To check out the competition
Why does Bev like to play games?
Because she is the Queen of England and it takes her mind of her duties for a while.
Why does Minnesota know so much about airports?
He hijacks planes for a living and needs to know the layout.
Why does Chel keep leaving the country?
looking for her lost puppy
What color are Becca's eyes
orange and brown polka dotted
Why does John always bust a move?
because he is practicing for when he meets Becca.
What is Godplace's birthday?
it's was yesterday
Who moved to London
Mel wanted to visit the Queen... or find Prince Charles or something.
What day is it?
Friturday
How old is Sis really?
She's 21!
How many times will Becca have to walk on the dreadmill before she's finished?
88 times
When did EricShane and Sis go AWOL and Why
Sis went looking for Eric but he lost her at the corner.
How is PF going to spend this weekend?
Extremely busy with office work
Where is Chel's next trip going to take her?
Japan to find her lost kitten
why is Sis bored?
because she won the lottery and dont know what to do with it
Why is Seth a old grumpy buzzard?
because he ate way too many punes lol
Why does purple fuzzy wear Red?
because she is going for the Lucille Ball look
Why is Dina moving?
Because she wants to be near Chell when she heads out of the country.
Why is Mary so cold?
because she moved to Alaska to work with Gov. Sarah Palin and she for got her clothes
Where did Scott get his son for his Bday?
I hope you mean What....
A romance novel.
Where do I work?
In a glue factory. No sniffin' allowed.
Where is Seth going to church next?
To the interdenominational church of the Pastafarian.
If I have 2 dollar bills, how many dollars do I have?
None. You can't pay the two bills you have.
Where has Ashlee been?
Ashlee went on the search of Sis, but instead she bumped into Eric anc he kidnapped her!
Where have Trey and his sweetie been lurking at?
They got lost on the way back from General Conference last October.
Why is it dark out?
Because Mel leaned against the light switch and turned the sun off, then can't see to get it back on.
How did Minnesota get such a nice wife?
dark out??? Sis forgot to take off her shades again!
Why do they call General Conferecnce General Conference?
Because I just got off the phone.
Is anyone going to church tomorrow?
(I LOVE this thread yall....I didnt know I was a topic of some many intrestring things...I busted out laughing several times, THANKS!)
church tomorrow?? it is Monday
What state of mind are Mel and Sis in?
Not sure about Mel, but Sis has been in the state of confusion for years.
Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? Who put the ram in the Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Bugs Bunny of course
Which came first the Chicken or Sir John
The chicken so Sir John would have something to roast over an open fire.
Why did Seth cross the road?
Cuz it crossed him first. That's why they called it a double-cross.
Why did Chel go into nursing?
For the same reason I liked being an aide. In the winter we saw men who had been in skiing accidents. And in the summer they got hurt water skiing.
Why did Rainbow take up clowning?
Its a good disguise for a bodyguard - one of the sisters in her home church had secretly hired her and she's gotten more contracts over the years - it's why she moved to CA
Why do we rely so heavily on humanity?
Because we don't know any better...
where us UPCchris going on vacation?
She's taking a flight on the next mission of the space shuttle.
When is Seth's wedding?
Right after Elonas.
When will I become a millionare?
Today! You won the contest for the best performace of a the Opera
Why are Sis and Scott in a heat argument for>
Sis and Scott don't argue. Scott won't fight back.
When will Minnesota come in here and say something?
Minnesota is SOOOO shy that he never says ANYTHING!
Why is snow white?
Why is snow white what? Ok, it's white cuz the sky won't let it take any of the blue with it when it falls.
How is Becca today?
She is buying a brand new tractor for her flower garden
Why is Rainbow dating a tellamarketer?
Because she wants to talk to people and get paid for it, so she helps him with his job.
Why is the sky blue?
It's really pik poka dotted, but with all the smog it looks blue
Who came up with the idea of having church on Sundays
(There isn't any smog here, so I'm not sure)
Scott came up with church on Sunday. Way back in the stoneage.
Where has Eric been hiding?
Church, of course! He goes more than Seth.
**HUGS** Eric
What instrument does Ruby teach people how to play?
The bazooka. It's a new trend. ;)
Why is RJ spinning?
Because her chair is totally out of control and she can't find the off switch.
Where is the PF going?
Didn't you hear, she has been sppointed to take a mission to mars....
Why has Seth been so crabbby?
Seth's been invaded by Martians. They've taken over his brain and replaced his normally chipper personality with a disgruntled one.
What's going on between Ruby and Tsoggy?
They went on court TV in a custody battle of a lizard they found in OK.
Where have the Yos been?
They took a cruise to Cuba and couldn't get out.
Why doesn't Sis Mom post anymore?
Her triplets have been keeping her hopping.
What's Sis' biggest fear?
Me coming to visit her...
When will Chel stop hugging?
When all the smilies deflate.
Why is Mel so happy these days?
She has been secertly dating this billionare
where are Setha nd Sir John going next
They've both booked seats on the next Mars probe.
What was Minnesota so happy about on Facebook?
he finally got all the bugs out of his teeth when he got back from riding his cycle
When did seth become a billionaire? :halo:
He bought into the bug business with Billy Roach the bug man.
Where did the PF fly off to?
(I have distant cousins that one is named Billy Roach..lol)
She flew to Scottland to see if Apostolic Scottsmen wear plaid skirts.
Why is it so hard to find good scruff these days?
Because the poster known as the dot is hoarding it all.
Why did the chairspin get turned on its head? :bigcheese:
Because the smilie's world got turned upside down. She's in love!
Why did Scott take his wife to dinner last night?
he tought that it was her b/day only to find out that it was his
Where has Branndon been hidding out at?
Conspiring with JohnBoy RE some female softball players.
Where is John going to find women softball players?
on his mission to Mars along with Mel, Purple Fuzzy...
What was the name of the marshion that appeard on the Flinstons
Barney.
Why cant I go to sleep?
For one you had way too much Choc cake, second you are waitng the arrivals of Sir Jon and Seth,, yes Seth...
On Muder she wrote who was the women sulth, you know the one who seemed to always show up when there was a muder/ Who would that be here on godplace?
The Doctor, Seth! LOL We all know it was Mrs. Fletcher but we're supposed to be messing around
What is the April investigation going to be about?
The April investigation will be about why on earth RJ has been so quiet and calm and sad. :hypocrite:
Why didn't Sis go fly a kite even though everyone told her to?
Because it's raining.
Where is Glitch these days?
when he grows wings, a halo, and flutters around. will my husband finally get up so we can head out to the block party?
oops. rowing his boat ashore.
Rowboating to Now where..
Where is Seth and Mel eloping to?
They are eloping to guatemala to learn spanish to become fluent and be the translators for the church in mississippi. :grin:
Why did it take so long for it to finally happen?
they both finally took out the wax in their ears and finally listened to one anther
What does Sis always get stuck with the I names in last letter 1st on First names only?
Because she hasn't learned there's no I in team??
Is Mr Minnesota going into hiding again this week?
yes. he is afraid that the FFA is coming to take his two headed sheep, born this morning. What is the title of Ginger's new Book she is writing?
Up from the grave she arose. But that's how she looks every morning. :couch:
Why did Stevebert stay home from work today?
he wanted to see how fast he could read the whole new testament. Why is my cockatiel singing "the andy griffith theme song"?
Played on a kazoo, of course! (laughs at the thoughts that conjures up)
Why did the PF want to go to WA?
To see us folks here in Texas. Why does Sis RJ use tweezers?
To pluck her nose hairs.
Why has Ginger been queezy lately?
Because she sees my pic everyday...
Why is GPs clock behind on time?
Seth's cattle running through here broke it.
Why has it been cloudy so many days in a row?
Because Seth Keeps sending up Smoke signal and is creating a gloomy day
Why Sis Sharon being invetagated by the NCIS?
Because the "Never Camp In Swamps" people banned her from Louisiana.
What made Elona interested in Facebook tags?
so that she can poke fun of others,
Why is HeStillDelivers planning a long trip and to where is she going?
Quote from: sunlight on March 29, 2009, 04:34:32 AM
They are eloping to guatemala to learn spanish to become fluent and be the translators for the house of worship and prayer in mississippi. :grin:
BOL!! That was great! ;) I liturally laughed out loud.
But Im sure thats NOT what my Pastor had in mind.
Ok...Im done :pwink:
Yall can continue.....
to cover up the jetpack training corps
Why am I unlikely to travel to America this year?
Because you have a serious case of athlete's foot. Who is coming to visit my husband and me Friday?
The Beatles
Why do I live in Arkansas?
Cuz you were on that boat with Noah, and when the flood was over, you gotta outta the
Ark
And
Saw
what was going on.
Why did I move to California?
because God knew Cali needed someone like you there to make the state worth something. :grin:
Why did i wait so long to get a GPS?
Because you were so busy stargazing you didn't know you were lost.
Where has Dina been?
Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 02, 2009, 05:00:16 AM
Cuz you were on that boat with Noah, and when the flood was over, you gotta outta the
Ark
And
Saw
what was going on.
Why did I move to California?
That is a good one rainbow
Dana got lost in the Jungles of Brazil
Why did RootBeer F L O A T Away? Where has he been hidding
Root Beer changed his name to Doctor Pepper and now works in the same hospital as Chel.
Why didn't the PF sleep much this past week?
[root beer was doing good when i was home in NE texas. he is taking care of his mother. he is a member of bro. smith's church aka my adoptive dad.]
Well the PF got the kool Aid and Night Quil confussed and she took too much...
Where has Brother Dad been hidding and Why? Did he and SisMom runaway to France or what?
You answered your own question. They ran away to France.
Why is it so cloudy around here this year?
Stevebert once again forgot to turn off the water hose!!!
Where did Scott get that outfit from?
At the big women's store. Why is Elona running down the street in her pj's?
She heard that Mr Chairspin was in town and couldn't wait.
Why do people seem to like Friday so much?
Because its the day the aliens land and throw awesome parties...
Why is there a Good Friday in April?
December is too cold.
Why does the wind have to blow so hard all the time?
well either Seth or Scott is letting out a bunch of hot air again!
How did Sis meet her hubby
Well, the circus came to town, and that was the end of the beginning. : ]
What is the most taxing thing on a senior citizen's agenda?
Getting up!
Why do they have parades?
they want to make everyone sad
why does Rainbow jingles love to "clown" around?
Because Ronald McDonald is her hero.
What is Chel's favorite song?
Sunshine On My Shoulder
Where is Scott's family?
In the rainforest waiting on him to bring them umbrellas
Why is Sis's face covered in her new av?
She got sunburned yesterday.
Why is Rootbeer going to Canada?
To ride in a root beer barrel over Niagara Falls.
Why doesn't Mel LIVE on GP anymore?
The squirrel got loose and she hasn't been the same since!
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Quote from: sunlight on April 02, 2009, 05:41:18 AM
because God knew Cali needed someone like you there to make the state worth something. :grin:
Why did i wait so long to get a GPS?
Chel, that was NOT an "Extremely wrong answer!" It was an obvious one, though.
Dina did, but blamed it on Chel
Why is it getting cold again when its suppose to be SPRING?
Mother Nature's hormones are out of balance.
What did Becca eat for supper?
Quote from: iridiscente on April 06, 2009, 02:56:11 AM
Quote from: sunlight on April 02, 2009, 05:41:18 AM
because God knew Cali needed someone like you there to make the state worth something. :grin:
Why did i wait so long to get a GPS?
Chel, that was NOT an "Extremely wrong answer!" It was an obvious one, though.
lol I wan't gonna say anything, but I kinda... :eyebrow: lol
Broad beans and ham
Why did a relative leave home?
Because they couldn't stand all the noise in GP today.
Why did AJ go to bed so early?
So AJ could wake up early to look for aliens
Why is the common cold so contagious?
Because its always been taught to share
Why does a baby learn to pant like a dog?
They don't want their parents to get a dog, so they will BE one.
Why is Becca mad at Scott? Kidding, just a game
because he let it slip that Becca is really a drag queen, and her real name is hector.
:paranoid:
How did he find that out?
Scott knows all! :rofl:
Question?
Why does a rainbow appear after the rain stops?
because when it rain, it rains clowns and happiness. [which is also how RJ was born]. what's Scott's favorite kind of Pizza?
gummi bears with m&ms and strawberry sauce
What is Johns star trek name?
Okie Pokie Dokie
Why does Mel like her cell phone?
because its nice and furry and a great companion
Why does Sis not show her face in her av?
You asked that before. LOL
*shrug*
Why did pluto get kicked out of the planets?
Cause he forgot to wipe his feet and tracked in a bunch of stardust.
What is Ginger cooking for supper?
porkchops, macaroni and cheese, and broccoli... YUMMY!
:grin:
Why does seth dream wierd dreams?
Because he has so many women in his harem, the perfumes get him high.
Why doesn't Sis have her own car?
because her horse saves her on gas
Why is Sandra called the Purple Fuzzy?
Because she's purple and she's fuzzy. LOL
Where is Becca going tomorrow?
Becca's going to visit the Wonderful Wizard of Oz to ask him for her competent Prince Charming.
Why does Newsman keep getting hit on by random strange women?
because he's wearing medieval musk, a cologne that attracts strange women.
oops. question.... why is GP in the newspaper today?
:offtopic:
That is really FUNNY, PF!! :-)
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on April 08, 2009, 09:01:17 PM
Cause he forgot to wipe his feet and tracked in a bunch of stardust.
Because Scott actually smiled in public and there just happened to be a photographer nearby.
Why does it get dark at night?
It doesn't, Seth just puts a really big blanket over your cage.
Why's Mesi so curious?
Because she's not in here very often and she's kinda in the dark about stuff.
Why wasn't GP invited to the huge tea party today?
Well, duh! They were afraid we were like the one bad apple that didn't know her napkin from her cake! Napkins are expensive, you know. What am I having to replace tomorrow on the account of myy lab pup's hunger for random objects?
:o
Your puppy ate your false teeth, Ginger?!?!?!
Why is Elona still single?
Cause if she was double the world wouldn't know what to do with two of her! :o
Where is Chel going next?
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on April 16, 2009, 05:41:29 PM
Cause if she was double the world wouldn't know what to do with two of her! :o
*gives PF the biggest ****HHUUGGGG**** she's given anyone in a long time*
That was funny!!! And I needed to smile right now!
/me *HUGS* Elona.
Now back to our regularly scheduled game. ;)
Where is Chel going next?
Texarkana!
but who, pray tell, is she going to see?
She's going to meet Cheese for a date!
Where did Elona find Sir Chairspin?
she order off that tella marker that kept caller her all the time
What did ever do to spend the last 11 last day and nights into the lovely Martins Ferry Hopsital? Huh Can anyone explain it to me
You were promoted to Hospital Coordinator! Congratulations!
Who did, who did, who did, who did, who did swaaaalllllow Jo-jo-jo-nah?
Chele did Chele did Chele did swallow jonah UP! .......why does Sis pick on becca? ; ]
Because it's pick on becca year for Sis
Why does salt keep me awake and sugar put me to sleep?
Because you're more of an Adventure sort of girl and less of a Romantic.
Why does Newsman attract geese?
because in all actuality, he is reenacting hansel and gretel this season!
Why is my house so cluttered!?
Too many folks came to "Bring Your Own Teacup" tea parties there and left all their teacups behind.
Why can't we sleep in on Monday and have a 3 day weekend?
Because then Tuesday would be the hated day. If you kept going, it would be Friday that you hate and you'd hate to hate Friday, now, wouldn't you?
Why does there have to be so many cloudy days this year?
[we dream of clouds out here in San Angelo. we are in a draught.]..... because God really wants to make sure we don't see our surprises in Heaven just yet. What will my new book be entitled?
How to assemble a teacup room by yourself.
Why do all your electronic devices break down at the same time?
It's a conspiracy, they hate us and are out to get us.
How old is Nai?
She's starting a long career of being 25 and never getting any older.
Where has Kris been?
someone told me she accidentally got packed into Sir. John's luggage when he went on his trip. since then, nobody has heard from her. ----------------------------- Speaking of where.... where is Elona!?
Oh, she's out clowning around someplace.
Where are Chris and Aaron? They haven't been around much for months.
they took a missions trip to Irland and was kidnappled by shamrocks.
Why is Sir Johns nickname Newman>
because he gets arrested so much that he's in the news all the time.
Why was Dew Ax MIA for a while?
Because Scott kicked her out for being a bad girl. :laughhard:
Why is everyone going to facebook and not posting much here anymore? This is more fun.
you can play games on facebook. like bejewled and word paths... LOL
I would much rather be here...
Why is Scott on the war path?
Because he's half Indian.
Why did Ginger fall on her head?
she was excited that Shaggie and Scoobie doo was coming for a visist.
Where did Tricia get that wig from and why is she wearing one?
From the Fox studios costume dept. because of a risky dare.
Why do my teeth hurt?
From grinning flirtatiously at all the guys. :bigcheese: :freaky2:
Why are the lights out in my house right now?
It's the govt,'s new ploy to lessen the country's carbon footprint, by turning out the lights, from a remote location, at random houses at random times.
Why is coca-cola so addictive?
Beth Seth broke in to the Coke Company and swicthed it with Pepsi
why does it seem like all the sicko's come out on a full moon
Shouldn't you be answering that question? :P
When will pigs fly? (Does swine flew/flu count?)
When Seth finds a wife that makes him want to get rid of his birds
Why did Pluto get kicked out of the planets?
He was too far out, man! Just waaaaay too far out.
Why do we get the left over rain from the West?
the West, here I thought it fell from the North to the South... LOL
why does Sis where those fuzzy wuzzy fotties
Those are not socks. (wait, this was supposed to be extremely wrong answers, I think that may have been right... *cough*)
What direction does the wind blow?
Oddly enough, always directly away from whatever way you are facing...*cough*
Where IS Waldo?
Witness protection program.
What does IBM stand for?
inconsistent bowel movements What really made Charles think he had to be in charge?
It was his show.
Who put the bomp in the bom bom bom bom bomp?
Webster and his dictionary.
Speaking of Webster, who was he?
a web maker
What is Seth doing today?
Bodybuilding and then working on his tan. After that, hes going for his wax and getting fitted for his new wig.
(you said it was extremely wrong answers... *cough*)
Whats for supper?
Grits, corn bread, pork chops and Apple sauce, Oh may-be I am thinking this is Hee Haa and Grandpa Jones is cleaning the face Window. LOL
why do we call minnesota68 why is is 68?
its actually his age
How old is Sis?
she is 68 too.
why is tricia so nice to seth?
She is butter him up in hopes that he will shares in his Millions that he won at the Kntucky Dubry...
Why does Glassy lurk around here ?
Cause hes in the dark.
Who is Dew and why does she have a axe and 2 .38's?
To use if there are any lurkers about
who's in Hawaii right now?
No one from Australia, that's for sure. They're all in Tahiti attending some wedding.
Are there any good single guys anywhere near my age left on this earth?
yes. They are all in Mississippi, gambling in Biloxi. What kind of car is my brother buying me?
Well its not a car but a bicycle,
Why does Seth like birds?
Because, really, when God was creating birds, he actually made a Sethbird, but they all became extinct, except for Seth. And to keep people from thinking he was a Sethbird, he just hides his wings and photoshops his beak out of his pics, and pretends to be a human who loves birds.
And the next question is...?
Why is Sis wearing those blue socks?
Won't answer that one :lurk:
Because her feet are sad.
Where's Oklahoma?
Texas ate it!
Is Chris hiding because he's afraid to come out of hiding now that everyone knows about him?
The apple is actually a graphic representation of Texas after it ate OK.
QuoteIs Chris hiding because he's afraid to come out of hiding now that everyone knows about him?
Yep. ;)
Why is Texas so doggone awesome?
because it's where I live. :halo:
Who is visiting ginger in may?
The IRS.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it reflects the state of your pocket book. At least it isn't red.
What do you put in potato salad?
Oranges.
What do you put on a grill?
clothes that you want dry
What lives in your attic?
Stevebert
Why is grass green?
The IRS better not be visiting me in May. Lol!
Grass is green because of a lab accident in the center of the earth, which, surprisingly, isn't filled with magma, but marshmallows (tere was a typo somewhere)
Why do we need gravity?
To make us stand straight.
How do you get hair to grow on the top of your head?
Ask Jeremy. He knows all about it!
Why do we celebrate birthdays?
LOL That was good.
Because deathdays are so unfashionable.
Whats above your head?
Everything is over my head these days.
Why are we getting so much rain?
Cause Sis got a sore throat, quit talking, and therefore the supply of hot air has been depleted.
Whats outside my window?
Sis, looking for a Mini beat down! GRRRRRR!
Why has Mel been missing?
Cause her duckies are still in storage. :sadbounce:
What is the capital of Ireland?
England.
Who did you vote for?
Perot.
What is Mini's real name?
Max.
Why do Texans need air conditioners?
All the hot air they spew. (Wait, this was wrong answers... *cough*)
Whats the coldest state in the union?
Florida
What is Sis's favorite drink?
:beret:
Tequila.
Why does Ruby have a guy in her profile picture?
(EWWWW Not in my worst dreams. I tasted that awful stuff once! BLAH)
She wants to remain single, so she asked a male relative to pose with her so guys would back off.
Where is Dina REALLY moving to in a couple of months?
The North pole to teach a simiamr on building igloos
how many birds does Scott have
2000, he's got his own nature park
why does mess seem to accumulate constantly?
to prove the chaos theory
Why does the govt punish people on disability for working?
They don't want them to hurt themselves any more. :smirk2:
Why did Los Angles have an earthquake?
Because the weather is so messed up and the Earth shivered cuz it got cold.
Why do we have to have birthdays?
to keep score against others
What is the symbolism of scuff?
Sis: you only get to "celebrate" one death day.
Scruff symbolizes a single man's desire to be attractable to the other gender.
How does one eat peanut butter?
You sniff it og course..
Why is Seth so cooko for coco Puffs
It is obvious that he is crazy about that bird too ;) :hi:
How does one clean up all the clutter?
So that they will have room to make another LOl
Why is Sis and Scott afraid
Have you met Seth?
Whats green and grows on the ground?
sedge ;)
Why are my allergies Killlllling me!?
Because you ate a majic jumping bean
Why am I always spilling drinks and food on me?
Because your great ancestors didnt drive so well..
Why is Gatorade Red?
Cuz gators bleed when you squeeze the juice outa them (I've seen blue, no answer for that one, though)
Why does it have to rain on my parade?
(roflol sis that was great!)
Because you decided to have a parade in the Rain Forest..
Why is junk food SO good?
Because they are made out of stuff that is good for you.
What is water made out of?
3 drops of green goo, 1 cup of clorox, 1 pint of moose tracks ice cream, and last but not least 5 drops of owl blood and you have water
why cant I drive?
Because your Black.
Why do people have alligators as pets?
Cuz they want gatorade!
Why is it cloudy so often here near DC?
its the begining of a fog ther gov wants to keep people in
Why is GP so quiet lately
Seth is on the loose again and scared everyone away
what is up with Rooster is he hidding in the hen house again?
cause she ate the cat
Why is it bad to do drugs?
They are convinced that they are S M A R T pills
How did Bro Dad and Sis Mom meet?
Street witnessing of course but instead of stumbling out of a bar Brother dad stumbled out of the church drunk in the Holy Ghost and Sis MOM caught him
How many Children will Ginger have and how soon
12...here in 2 weeks
What would we do if GP went off one day and never ever came back on?
Type random messages in our menu bar.
Why do I wear red?
Because you're afraid to admit you really like John Deere tractors!
Where has B been lately?
Finding his heart in San Francisco.
What does Mel do with her spare time now that she is so busy?
She has taken up skydiving
Why does Seth hate his job?
he doesn't want yall to know this, but I am his boss, and I make him rub my feet when he gets to work.
why do men eat so much???
So we don't have to taste the stuff we ate earlier.
Why do women ask so many questions? ;)
Because we want to hear at least 1 right answer...
Why does Eric have so many chickens?
Because he's scared he'll never find the right chick!
Why does Ashlee volunteer her ice maiden status when a certain scruffy guy appears to be looking for one?
she is confussed on where she is at and what she is going because Seth put a spell on her..
Speaking of Seth why is he in the hen house for?
Quote from: iridiscente on June 14, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Why does Ashlee volunteer her ice maiden status when a certain scruffy guy appears to be looking for one?
WAIT!!! What did I do and how did I get involved in this??? Diiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaa!!
Quote from: Dew-Ax-238 on June 22, 2009, 09:59:31 PM
Speaking of Seth why is he in the hen house for?
Apparently he put a spell on me. :roll:
Why do I have drama?
Because you like movies.
Why does PF dislike Monday so much?
Because it's the end of her work week and she doesn't want to go home.
Why does shrimp have to smell so shrimpy?
If it didn't, we would think it was potatoes.
Why is there air?
so we're not confused with other planets
why do so many people watch tv?
so they can become a couch potato
Why does seth like birds?
Because they're all named Ashlee *cough*
Why does the sun shine?
To show the red highlights in Ashlee's black roses.
Why did they try to make ketchup green?
So the aliens wouldn't destroy the statue of liberty
Why do we drive on the right side of the road in America?
Because the cars on the left are going the other way.
Why are people so weird?
Because I bought a new sign language book the other day!
Why are serving sizes getting bigger, but mean you buy a meal in a box it says has 4 servings and it's like a handful of beans?
because they are magic beans and you only need 1 for a meal
Why is the sky blue?
Because I haven't folded my towels yet
:sing: Where oh where are you tonight? How could you leave me here all alone?
Because you are attending jury duty....
Why has this week been so long?
Because my watch stopped.
Why didn't God make all odors escaping our bodies smell like petunias?
Because then we would hate the smell of petunias lol
How can a person have 2.7 children as some ststs say? lol
Because they are being sold on the black market.
Why does laundry have to be done?
So there can be world peace
Why do I like peach tea, but not tea?
because you are feelin peachy,
Why am I soooooooooooooooo tired?
because I took a nap today
Why do I not want to go to bed tonight?
because I had way too much to do, so I stayed up late and cleaned house and caught up on laundry!
Why is that men think you always have to make the first move?
So they know the grocery store has plenty of cereal.
How is blue cheese made?
It's mined from the dark side of the moon.
Why does every kid with a skateboard have to try to flip it?
So you don't have to show em your skills!
Why are sunflower seeds so addicting?
because the same bees that pollenate sunflowers also pollenate the cocain plant.
Why does soaking your feet in tea take the stink away?
So tomorrow will be rainy.
Why do books have covers?
To keep the words from escaping and causing chaos
why do I stay up so late?
Because I have nothing better to do than fold laundry.
Why is it that some people are so rude?
because they were told by their moms if they only have nice things to say then shut up
lol
Why are so many people addicted to GP and Facebook?
Because they are scared of the dark
Why do we always want what we can't have?
Because the grass is NEVER greener on the other side.
Why is customer service jobs harder than most?
because you cant use a gun on them
Why do we want people to see us as older till we hit about our mid 20s then want people to see us as younger?
So you can avoid getting Social Security.
What makes thunder?
The angels pulling each other around in wagons.
Why can't we all just get along?
it's something in the water
why is popcorn so easy to burn?
Because the world doesn't have air poppers!
Why is my hair dirty?
because you tried to color it with red beets
When will Sis turn 22
22/12/2012
why are chips (fries) so addictive?
Because they make you lose weight so fast.
Why do birds fly?
because pigs cant crawl
why is there blankets, coffee and cold weather on the same night?
because the rats need a warm place
Why is black a "slimming"color?
It helps you hide in the shadows.
Why won't newsman settle down and get some rest?
Because he's newsman!
Why is it dark out?
Because summer is here.
Why do people have to crunch up a piece a candy ineir mouth?
Cause it's hard to do in their ear... oh wrong answer... because it makes them have super powers.
Why do frogs croak?
to become friends with a worm.
Why do offices have such ugly color choices with the decor?
Because obama likes it
Why is a black rose black?
because the carrots are oblivious
why does it always seem to rain on your days off?
So you will have more time cause you don't have to water the garden yourself.
How can such different kids come from the same parents?
It's an endtime plot!
Why are people such jerks?
because the :spam: is hiding in the barn
why must there be full moons?
the cows can produce milk.
Why are there stars in the sky only at night?
Cause when it gets almost dawn, the angels have to go pick them and put them in a basket until the next evening.
Why is the sun hot?
Because that is where volcanos are created and sent to earth from.
Why do we have to have different weather?
So the trees can get attention by changing colors then stripping.
Why does it have to rain during the day?
So you'll know what rain looks like.
How may eggs does it take to make a dozen?
It depends on how many chickens are in pen.
How many cookies can you make in one batch?
depends on the oven temperature
what's the difference between lemon and lime?
They are the same color.
why is the sky blue?
so the grass wouldnt be jealous
Why is ice cold?
Cause you keep it in the oven.
Why does my daughter like to travel so much?
because she loves pizza
why do I want to clean?
Because you have OCD
Why does my foot itch?
because you sneezed
Why is my hair a frizzy mess right now?
Because you stuck your finger in a light socket.
Why does it have to rain so much?
Cause global warming is melting the clouds. :roll:
Why do churches have steeples?
because they tickle the angels feet...
why is there not any m&m baking chips at our Wal-mart? :smirk2:
Because they melt too fast.
Why is the radio mostly talking and not singing?
because the chicken crossed the road...
why do people like to start drama? :noo:
Because their VCR broke.
what is Normal?
Everyone on GP is normal. :o
Why is it raining so much in Oct?
El Nino's brother is responsible
Why does everyone think Opera is so great?
Cause they think their problems are over when the fat lady sings.
What will Sis get for Christmas?
A bunch of baby chicks and a box.
Why is are there laptops and PC's?
So you can go to school and still check your email.
Why is there air?
So we can stay grounded
Why does this :goodmod: exist?
It's a mistake. There ARE no good mods!
Why do mosquitos exist?
To make us go on diets...
Why do people get the flu??
To force us to rest once in a while.
Why do the leaves have to fall off the trees?
So we can punish the kids by having to rake them.
why do we have cell phones?
So the government can track us.
Why doesn't money grow on trees?
because the dog peed on the mailman
Why is my neck sore still?
Because the turkeys got out again.
Who drank my hot cocoa?
Barb from Tx in here blue boat
Why is it cold out and rainy?
Because the elevater broke :cry:
Where did my cat put my socks?
because obama promosed her a grant if she did
Why do I need to clean my house?
the ducks ran around the mess
why do you think the sky is blue?
Because it ran out of black
Why is an orange orange
Because the cat ate the grapes.
Why does our dog want to PLAY with strangers instead of bark at them?
Because they smell like honey.
Why is milk so expensive these days?
Cause the environmentalists have the cows on a special diet to cut down on methane gas and it reduces their milk production.
Why has it rained so much this month?
because a water main in china broke
Why am I so tred?
bump. oops I keep running into thnigs
Quote from: Tricia Lea on October 28, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
because a water main in china broke
Why am I so tred?
Because you've been running too many marathons!
What will I get for Christmas?
A trip to a foreign land!
Why are puppies so hyper?
Because Angie isn't wearing fuzzy socks.
Why is my cat convinced she's royalty?
Because you put a crown on her.
Where have you been?
the north pole working for santa.
why does the dog dance?
He has ants in his pants.
Why did this year go by so fast?
Because I wasn't here. Obviously.
Why do I have the urge to throw sticks?
So that you can go fetch them.
What color is my car?
Skittles!
Why isn't B around with some lovely scruff?
He's scared of all it's magnetizing affect on ladies like yourself.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Obama lol
Whats 2+2?
22 of course
Oh where is my hairbrush?
dad took it.
How do people put up with people who cant put up with themselves?
Short temperedness and short-suffering, malice, and lots of wrath!
What are the fruit of the Spirit?
tomatoes, apples, bananas, blueberries and oranges.
how did we survive without cell phones?
Mental telepathy.
Why is it so hot outside?
because I changed pantihose brands.
Why do we get wrinkly when we're in water too long rather than swelled up?
cuz the water makes you age very fast.
Where is my hair brush?
in a tree of I-81.
Why do we have to wear shoes?
because they match our outfits.
Why are there so many different languages?
To make it harder to eavesdrop.
Why do we have to work on Monday?
Because if not, we wouldn't like Tuesdays.
What is meant to be?
Being able to fly like a bird with no wings...
Why did the volcano erupt?
to give you an unforgettable experience.
why is it so fun to make up recipes?
To give us a good laugh.
How is the sun so far away and it still gets so hot?
the rotation of the planets act as a convection oven.
Why on earth do people like white walls if their not crazy?
because they are awesome to draw on, and the lines from the plaid get in the way...
why do some people have sooo many clothes?
Because they are addicted to new purchases.
When does one's blessing become their curse?
Right after you pay the first payment.
Whats the best way to milk a cow?
Pour a bucket of milk on top.
How do they make strawberry icecream?
Feed the cows in Iceland strawberries.
Why can't I find a money tree?
because the fish ate it
why does my dog shed sooooo much?
to make bald men insecure.
Why does lawnmower racing have it's own anthem?
Because it is out of tune,
Where are my glasses?
They got taken by a monkey's uncle...
Why is dating like building a fence?
You line up the gals around you for protection.
Can I go home now?
no because oranges are not purple
why am I yawning?
the polecat ate it all and the police found the turnips
If you're playing checkers on a boat with a monkey, how many ducks does it take to change the oil in a fish tank?
That depends on if the fishtank is the Gulf of Mexico, that's gonna take a lot of ducks.
What's for lunch?
the rain that spain sent to main
where is everyone?
up the river singin way down yonder
Who drove miss Daisy?
The weedeater.
Did they get it fixed?
it ate seths chickens and ran him to calafornia.
Whos hat is this?
Ned the beta fish's
What day is it?
iIts wear a chocolate sundee on your head day.
Why have I been waking up so early lately?
Because your exhausted!
Why do goodbyes stink?
Because they didnt eat any fiber
Where is my MP3?
Right next to your MP4.
When will I get a grandbaby hug?
When you shave all the purple fuzz off and make a purple fuzz doll lol
Why all the questions on here?
Because we are working on world peace.
Why is it so hot?
Because Someone left their heat on in their house and opened their windows.
Why do I have Kenny Rodgers- The Gambler song stuck in my head right now?
You've been playing too much BINGO.
Why is it raining so much lately?
because Seth asked for it to rain on you
Where is your keys?
In the blender of course.
Is your hair suppose to look like that?
What, you mean you dont think graprfruit hair is normal
Why is a zebra black and white?
b/c it couldn't decided which color it wanted to be. Black or white. :)
Why does your eye twitch?
Quote from: awilkes05 on July 09, 2010, 09:47:37 PM
b/c it couldn't decided which color it wanted to be. Black or white. :)
Why does your eye twitch?
Because weird people make me nervous.
What do you call this dish anyway?
squirrel kabob with a side of frog ears
What is paper made of?
recycled couch fabric
why am i so tired today?
You ate a few too many remote controls lol
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
that hippo who lives across the street and down a few houses.
why do you go to walmart?
Because the road is getting paved at night
Why do so many people seem to love coffee?
They like the stinky breath and brown teeth that it gives you.
How far is heaven?
2 blocks down swing a right, then about 3.5 miles. it'll be on the left under the street light.
why does music move us?
Because it will hit us if we dont move so we move lol
Why is it SO hot out?
because i accidently left my oven on. sorry.
why is everyone working for the weekend?
Because they dont understand that week end= week also about to begin and start over
why does Seth love chickens?
Quote from: Tricia Lea on July 16, 2010, 01:41:51 PM
Because they dont understand that week end= week also about to begin and start over
why does Seth love chickens?
Because birds of a feather flock together.
Why do chickens stink?
Because they do not know how to use a bird bath
Why are so many going back to school?
To make new friends.
At what age do you seriously have to grow up?
when you learn to fly
Why am I so tired in the mornings and so awake at nights
Cause Ginger is a cannibal and ate all the chinese people!
What are Dimples good for?
Dimples are good for removing pimples
where do snakes live?
In Australia...yup, all of them
why does it still get cold during spring?
because BG turns on the ac and opens her windows
Why is Texas so big?
To contain all the awesome people like me, without it running out of room... :halo:
Why don't melody come visit me already?
Because she is coming to visit me first. :hypocrite:
What date did Yoop pick for his wedding?
:beret:
June 39th, eleventeen fifty six.
Why was my tounge blue yesterday?
Because you ate a Smurf.
What alias does PF use when she's forging documents?
:beret:
Seth Eads.
My parents are not home yet, what happened to them?
They stopped for icecream at Ben & Jerry's.
How far is it to the moon?
:beret:
6.7 miles one way.
How did David REALLY hurt his knee?
Well, it's a long story, but there was this hula dancer that he was chasing, and things just got out of control.
When will Chel be home?
When she gets done trying on her dress for her secret wedding
What happens to purple fuzzy when left in the rain?
She starts to smell like Seth.
Where have Bro Dad and Sis Mom been hiding?
in a cabin in mississippi.
Why do I have the urge to walk to the store
Because your rocket is in the shop, and you need tobasco sauce for your midnight snack.
When will I get to hug my Pirate Ringo again?
:beret:
When his pirate ship comes in
Why is my mind so jumbled up today?
Cause Sunlight whacked you in the head with her sock full ' o rocks.
What do I do next?
Go in the kitchen and make cheesecake to share with your GP friends.
What should I give Chel for her birthday?
A prom dress for her to wear with her Trends of Bend elf hat! :spitlaugh:
Why does Tricia like math so much?
:beret:
because it is 1a+2b+3c-76x/44y+99z-174x+675z
Why is GP not as busy as it was a year ago?
Because the Ice Maiden is rumored to have melted, and drowned the whole of GP in a big puddle.
Why do I need a hug?
:beret:
Cause I'm not there to give ya one. :cry:
How hard is it gonna be for me to find a light peach jacket and a off-white skirt in the middle of fall/winter selections at the clothing stores. *sigh*
you will find it when you see the pinguin roller blading in front of your car
why is the pool cold in the winter?
because the pythons are on the beaches looking for cake
why is the sky blue?
Because the sun' rays hit the trees and reflect blue
Why is Monday such a dreaded day by many?
because its the flying monkey that runs around the coconut and shoots the moon
where will this thread go from here?
It will go down I40 to I65 and go till the interstate ends
Why do so many want to loose weight?
Because it has them bound so they feel they must loose it!
When am I going to feel better?!
because the birds ate the chickens
(you will feel better soon mel! we are praying) *hugs*
who is going to post next?
The post office
Why is it dark out?
Because the sun is made of cheddar cheese... and the man in the moon got hungry.
What soundtrack should I make next? ("strums" his virtual "guitar" through his keyboard + computer.)
Somewhere Over the Rainbow/Lean on Me medley.
What's for supper?
The leftover cheese the man in the moon couldn't eat.
Or :spam:. Your choice.
What if I went to bed right now, would it matter? Cause that's what I think I want to do.
the cow didnt like the fairy and kept the gnomes awake
will i ever sleep like a regular human being?
You'll sleep like a baby... wake up crying every two hours.
What do you think they would do at work if I just decided to stay home tomorrow?
develope a sour dough bread crime ring. ☺
Why aren't toe socks more fashionable?
Because the fingers would be jealous
Where is waldo?
<<------------>>
He went that way.
Why are blueberries so small?
because of global warming
why is cream cheese so delicious and so fattening?