Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'
Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm195/sdubois26/wetcat.jpg)
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:laughhard:
*laugh* Nice.
:beret:
Sounds like something one of my kids would do.
There was a kid in our church (back home) that tried to baptize his baby sister in the toilet. Good thing mom caught him just putting her in. At least it was feet first. :rofl:
I give my cat a bath all the time...I never thought about doing it in Jesus' Name.
Hmmmm.
ok so a "guest" was reading this today lol
reminds me of when my boys were little, you would hear them baptize their GI Jo's in "the name of Jesus for the permission of your sins" :laughhard:
:great:
Me and my cousin use to play church when we were kids. I was always told to take up the offering, my cousins must of been planning to stone someone cause all we ever got was rocks. lol
lol