Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching your mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does.
Left Bank: What a robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacists: A helper on the farm.
Polarize: What penguins see with.
Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: What trees do each spring.
Rubberneck: What you can do to relax your wife.
Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued: A guy that works on submarines.
Sudafed: Bring litigation against a government official
:grin:
Not just for Alabama. I've loved daffynitions for years.
Only a couple that I remember...
Coffee = A person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted = (Adj.), Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate = (V.) To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach again.
Negligant = (adj.) A condition in which a woman absent-mindedly answer the door in a nightgown.
Gargoyle = (n.) an olive flavored mouthwash
Balderdash = (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
Oyster = (n.) A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.