Since it's summer, it is ok to pick on Minnesota. One of my favorite passtimes. :laughhard:
It's so cold in Minnesota...
when you inhale your nostrils stick together.
people use two sets of keys so they don't have to turn off the car while indoors.
a Conga Line doesn't refer to a dance, it's a formation of snow plows.
when you come in from outside your glasses fog up so bad you can't see.
when you blow bubbles they freeze and you can pick them up
some days you need to use a blow dryer to get into your car.
Man! I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread... :hypocrite:
Quote from: practicalme on July 26, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
Man! I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread... :hypocrite:
:laughhard:
*Honestly so did I* :hypocrite:
Same here...I was looking for some good insults...lol :P :
nope. no insults in mn. we are NICE, mn nice to be exact. it's own brand of nice. :pwink:
Quote from: practicalme on July 26, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
Man! I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread... :hypocrite:
yeah, me too...and then i was thinking... how fitting for her to put it in the hobbies, games, and obsessions thread... :halo:
:laughhard:
:grin:
Quote from: newkris on July 26, 2008, 05:18:17 AM
nope. no insults in mn. we are NICE, mn nice to be exact. it's own brand of nice. :pwink:
I had lived there my whole life and I never heard that expression until Scott said it a few times. Must be a MPLS thing.
Hey, you wanna turn this into a pick on Mr Mini skirt, go for it. *Sis goes to get a snack*
Quote from: sunlight on July 26, 2008, 05:30:01 AM
Quote from: practicalme on July 26, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
Man! I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread... :hypocrite:
yeah, me too...and then i was thinking... how fitting for her to put it in the hobbies, games, and obsessions thread... :halo:
:laughhard:
:grin:
I thought "she should have started this Monday when he left for camp so we had a full week to fill up a thread and lock it before he got back!"
You have to work fast, then! :laughhard:
HEY! I thought you were picking on me too! LOL
Thats what I thought.
Really now, people. Tsk, tsk. When has a topic ever stopped you from posting whatever you wanted to anyway? :pwink:
Kris will be ashamed of you all for not going right ahead with the pinkwinking. :nono:
*grin*
:beret:
We might need to go ahead and pick on Minnesota since he seems to have disappeared. ;)
Quote from: practicalme on August 28, 2008, 07:59:36 PM
We might need to go ahead and pick on Minnesota since he seems to have disappeared. ;)
Yeah! He is taking some time off, so we have an open field. Let's do it.
I got the hair removal wax! ------------> (http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/images/wax%20away%20long%20lasting%20strips%2016s.jpg)
:yikes: ouch!
*Fake patience* Well, if he's going to wear mini skirts, why not? :laughhard:
That is NOT a good mental picture. ;)
Remember my encounter with a guy wearing fishnet stockings? That isn't a good picture. I've seen it. BLAH! That's why we gotta wax Mr. Mini Skirt.
:rofl:
:o :o :o :o :o
Wow.
Quote from: Sis on August 28, 2008, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: practicalme on August 28, 2008, 07:59:36 PM
We might need to go ahead and pick on Minnesota since he seems to have disappeared. ;)
Yeah! He is taking some time off, so we have an open field. Let's do it.
I got the hair removal wax! ------------> (http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/images/wax%20away%20long%20lasting%20strips%2016s.jpg)
:o :o :o
sis, have you forgotten? it's almost winter and then we don't have to shave our legs in MN. we just wear thicker tights. let's just get minne the tights he needs to make it through the frozen tundra season.
maybe you guys scared him away with all your talk of hair wax.
you're scaring me .. . . :o i'm hoping you don't mistake me for the other minnesota, but i PROMISE i don't wear mini skirts.
Sis, why use wax when you could use duct tape?
Quote from: newkris on August 29, 2008, 12:02:36 PM
sis, have you forgotten? it's almost winter and then we don't have to shave our legs in MN. we just wear thicker tights. let's just get minne the tights he needs to make it through the frozen tundra season.
maybe you guys scared him away with all your talk of hair wax.
you're scaring me .. . . :o i'm hoping you don't mistake me for the other minnesota, but i PROMISE i don't wear mini skirts.
I remember when I wore skirts to school, that I shaved my legs and didn't wear tights. Tights weren't popular during that time. So I would come home with cold legs then the dog would come and scratch at my legs so I would pick him up.LOL
Well, Dina. Duct tape only gets part of the hair. We want ALL OF IT OFF. :freaky2:
But duct tape is a lot more fun!
Sis goes to buy a bunch of duct tape.
(http://ducttape.pbwiki.com/f/shrine.jpg)
How do we trap him when he comes back?
um... with duct tape.