The 7 Commandments of the Road Runner Cartoon
1. Road Runner cannot harm Coyote.
2. No outside force can harm Coyote. Harm may come only from himself or failure of an Acme product.
3. Only dialogue is "Beep, Beep!"
4. Road runner must stay on the road.
5. All locations are in the American Southwest.
6. All products must be obtained from the Acme Corp.
7. Gravity, when possible, is Coyote's worst enemy.