This has been around a while, but it's still funny. ;)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds.
and it BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up,
she looked out the window and sure enough there was
a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on her robe and ran out
to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
:laughhard:
I've seen that one before...it's great!
That's mean, but hilarious at the same time. It's something I'd do, so I can't blame them if anyone did it to me.
BOL! :pound:
See that Mr Mini? Learn a lesson! We want to see you MORE not less!
for your anniversary, let me just suggest that lots of candles around the bedroom with long pentecostal hair isn't the greatest of ideas. Though it does render an accurate depiction of "smokin' hot" :hothead:
:couchjump:
BOL!!! :fallchairlaugh:
:hypocrite:
:melodyhug:
*yo confesses former name to be bob* *yo runs to hide*
*yo not quick enuff as shoe slams againt his back* OUCH!!! LOL -yo :laughhard:
I know why they call you Bob! *Sis immitates a bobber floating in the river* Goin' fishin'? :couch:
That was way Funny.
:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:
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Hey mom... thought you might need this reminder! BOL
Happy 27th anniversary!
:attackhug:
(and RJ, here are some of those smileys!)
A handful of them! Love Mel's hug one. :-) So cute. lol
Happy Anniversary!
Thanks, yall
Happy anniversary, mom!
*hugs*
That Hug was two fold. I am a Melody and I was hugging a Melody in that post. Too cute! ;)
;)
wouldnt take nuttin fer my jersy cow
didnt wanna go ta market no how
some times i'm tempted but she always turns me around :sing: :sing: :sing: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:
dont sing this in church or on ya anniversary!!
Soooo Sam, you got your own identity this time? Nice to see ya back!
Listened to your CD the other day and was thinkin' about yous guyses! Fancy you coming back right after!
hahahahaha sam wanted ta know how ya figured her out so quick. :laughhard: :laughhard:
The graphics are so totally her.
so ya think she' a holestein too ehh. she got another spot coming up to. ahh shes my little holestein heffer. :laughhard: :laughhard:
I think Mr. Smarty (Yosemite) Is having a little tooo much fun on here! :pound: Think I might have to kick his bucket over.
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*GASP*
No! Don't make Yo kick the bucket!!
And is it better for him to sing about his jersey cow or to burst out with
:sing:
The ol' gray mare, she ain't what she usedta be...
:sing:
:laughhard: Dont Be A Givin Him No IDEARS! :pound:
Oops.
:sulk:
:hypocrite:
what you been up to Rainbow? Seems like its been 100 years since I've been on here. haha
And I hate to break it to him, but Jersey's don't have spots. They are pretty little brown cows. ;)
UH OH! He might be singing about another cow! hahaha Im jealous. :lol:
I've been up to work, Sam! Work, life and church. You know... the "real world."
And it HAS been 100 years!!