By his OWN admission, our newest member is accepting applications!! He also needs an "Image consultant"
One member is a GREAT consulter of images. And this Jr reporter saw Jonathan head behind the couch with a cup of tea, a BIG cup...he might be planning to stay back there awhile....there is one poster on board whos known hiding place is behind said couch, and we wont even speak of her beverage of choice.
He has even stated once that he doesnt mind heels on a lady. Hmmmmmm
Draw your own conclusions, these quotes speak for themselves!
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 06:42:44 AM
*Hmmmmm..... Considers hiring a PR person, and maybe an image consultant.... *
*Posts signs.... accepting applications*''
:great:
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 08:42:32 AM
I guess it is decided.... I need Public Relations people..... apparently really really bad. :o
*Runs grabs a big cup of tea*
:couch:
lol On more than one occasion on this board, when referencing "applications" it refers to applications for a wife/husband. Since our newest poster DOES live in California, it may be difficult to determine which one he is looking for. However, in light of his recent grand entrance into the hen house, it seems fairly obvious that he is leaning toward finding a wife.
Let the application process begin.
Jonathan: do you have any question in particular that you would like to ask of your applicants?
Just be careful not to let Newsman see your thread. He'll offer to screen the applicants, and we all know that he'll only show you the applications that he rejects.
:paperbag: *Puts bag over head.... tries to sneak away*
:moped: *Whean that did not work.... borowed a scooter to scoot out of this thread*
:sulk: *Oh great.... forgot... broken leg and scooters.... almost as bad as broken leg and Motorcycle.....*
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 27, 2008, 09:03:22 AM
lol On more than one occasion on this board, when referencing "applications" it refers to applications for a wife/husband. Since our newest poster DOES live in California, it may be difficult to determine which one he is looking for. However, in light of his recent grand entrance into the hen house, it seems fairly obvious that he is leaning toward finding a wife.
Let the application process begin.
Jonathan: do you have any question in particular that you would like to ask of your applicants?
Just be careful not to let Newsman see your thread. He'll offer to screen the applicants, and we all know that he'll only show you the applications that he rejects.
:rotfl: I could so see that happening.... John, thanks for the offer (if you make one) but I think I will have to do the work my errors has brought on me.
LOL. I think I will see what the wages of the errors in my post bring on.
:popcorn:
Yup. And I won't even TELL you whose favorite icon THAT one is! :D
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 09:04:45 AM
:moped: *Whean that did not work.... borowed a scooter to scoot out of this thread*
BOL!
I know right...
:freaky2:
All I know is that he's calling for a nurse, and Seth is gonna be :flamingmad: and he's :couch: with SippinTea and Aaron is gonna be :eyebrow:
How much more trouble can a :newbie: get into?!?!?!? :o
Wait till John sees him using his smiley. :o
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 27, 2008, 09:32:12 AM
:freaky2:
All I know is that he's calling for a nurse, and Seth is gonna be :flamingmad: and he's :couch: with SippinTea and Aaron is gonna be :eyebrow:
How much more trouble can a :newbie: get into?!?!?!? :o
*Starts stocking up.... for protection only *
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He did WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!
:flamingmad:
John :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving: :waving:
Quote from: MelodyB on May 27, 2008, 09:33:21 AM
Wait till John sees him using his smiley. :o
:biglaugh:
Ohhhhh myyyyy.
*looks at Melody's smug smile, looks at Jonathan's row of tanks, and wonders if he _really_ has enough ammo*
:beret:
Smug smile? *looks in mirror* Where?
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 01:49:16 PM
Ohhhhh myyyyy.
*looks at Melody's smug smile, looks at Jonathan's row of tanks, and wonders if he _really_ has enough ammo*
:beret:
*Jon Considers amo supply....... Steps away from GP to go to Craigslist, and E-bay to buy more amo*
*One can NEVER have too much AMO....-
:thumbsup2:
*lends Jonathan her knife, just in case hand to hand combat becomes necessary for him*
:beret:
:lurk:
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 03:31:18 PM
*lends Jonathan her knife, just in case hand to hand combat becomes necessary for him*
:beret:
*Thanks Ruby for the Loan of the Knife *
* Considers why this mild mannered Tea drinker would carry a knife *
* Runs to get more Tea.... afraid if she runs out... might decide it is time for a Rooster BBQ *
:laughhard:
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 03:31:18 PM
*lends Jonathan her knife, just in case hand to hand combat becomes necessary for him*
:beret:
*Thanks Ruby for the Loan of the Knife *
* Considers why this mild mannered Tea drinker would carry a knife *
* Runs to get more Tea.... afraid if she runs out... might decide it is time for a Rooster BBQ *
:laughhard:
She might be just wanting to give you a sporting chance for when they decide to skin ya..... :laughhard:
*grins in the Rooster's direction* Growing up with two brothers does strange things to a gal. You play with GI Joes instead of Barbies, you climb trees instead of learning to knit, you learn to shoot instead of screaming when you hear gunshots, and you play with frogs instead of parakeets. Therefore, knives are cool. :cool:
Disclaimer: They never did cure me from hating snakes and spiders though. *shudders* Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 03:41:34 PM
* Considers why this mild mannered Tea drinker would carry a knife *
Mild mannered?!? *watches the Domerz have a conniption fit*
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 03:58:24 PM
*grins in the Rooster's direction* Growing up with two brothers does strange things to a gal. You play with GI Joes instead of Barbies, you climb trees instead of learning to knit, you learn to shoot instead of screaming when you hear gunshots, and you play with frogs instead of parakeets. Therefore, knives are cool. :cool:
Disclaimer: They never did cure me from hating snakes and spiders though. *shudders*
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 03:41:34 PM
* Considers why this mild mannered Tea drinker would carry a knife *
Mild mannered?!? *watches the Domerz have a conniption fit*
:beret:
I am not denying the Coolness of the Knife..... *Grabs some throwing knives just in case*
What.... Sippin.... you are not Mild Mannered..... WHAT????? I did not know that. :thumbsup2:
:great:
I'm quite delighted you thought so, and it would be nice to keep you delusional, but... *cough*... I'm not.
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 04:05:46 PM
I'm quite delighted you thought so, and it would be nice to keep you delusional, but... *cough*... I'm not.
:beret:
Well roomer has it, that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.... :laughhard:
:pound:
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 04:11:23 PM
:pound:
:beret:
Ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Ouch
*For some reason I have a Pounding headache all of a sudden. *
:laughhard:
Hmmm...War Rooster's been here less than a week..Lady SippinTea, when she's not spending time with him behind the couch, is backing him up, helping him out, and hitting on him in public...
This goes WELL beyond the point of hmmm..., and directly to Oo, la lah!
John :waving:
Oh brother. :roll: John, you're a mess.
Here, I'll hit on you ,too... then you won't feel left out. :pound:
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 04:05:46 PM
I'm quite delighted you thought so, and it would be nice to keep you delusional, but... *cough*... I'm not.
:beret:
Don't worry. You don't have to do anything to KEEP him delusional. I'm quite certain it's a permanent condition for him.
Quote from: SippinTea on May 27, 2008, 04:19:53 PM
Here, I'll hit on you ,... then you won't feel left out.
:beret:
* Gasp.... SippingTea was seen hitting on John *
* Pats John on the back... way to go*
:great: :great: :great: :great: :great: :great:
:hypocrite: :hypocrite: :hypocrite: :hypocrite:
:laughhard:
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 27, 2008, 04:47:30 PM
Don't worry. You don't have to do anything to KEEP him delusional. I'm quite certain it's a permanent condition for him.
*Meee.... Delusional..... Nice.... Kind.... Caring me..... DELUSIONAL......
:tantrum: :nono:
:hi:
:freaky2:
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 05:01:11 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 27, 2008, 04:47:30 PM
Don't worry. You don't have to do anything to KEEP him delusional. I'm quite certain it's a permanent condition for him.
*Meee.... Delusional..... Nice.... Kind.... Caring me..... DELUSIONAL......
Do we need further proof? With those adjectives in your description of yourself... :eyebrow:
Mild Mannered? (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h181/MelodyB99/GifFiles/free-sad-smileys-430.gif)
Mild-mannered?? Where did THAT one come from?!?!?! rofl He been feeding you lines to use? :eyebrow:
How fascinating.
*nod* Just as I suspected. The ladies of GP are turning into 1legrooster-following lemmings!
:roll:
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 27, 2008, 10:19:40 PM
*nod* Just as I suspected. The ladies of GP are turning into 1legrooster-following lemmings!
:roll:
at least this way they will not go over a cliff. just in circles.... after all, where else does a 1legrooster go....
To the right... to the right... to the right right right.... wait I think I have been here before.....
:o
BOL!
*trying hard not to laugh*
*muttering*
Will not become a lemming
Will not become a lemming
Will not become a lemming
Will not become a lemming
:laughhard:
Uh oh... It's downhill from here. :roll:
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 27, 2008, 10:25:50 PM
*trying hard not to laugh*
*muttering*
Will not become a lemming
Will not become a lemming
Will not become a lemming
Will not become a lemming
:laughhard:
Uh oh... It's downhill from here. :roll:
Sorry... but this GPS system of yours really does not have good directions..... it says you have arrived... but I am no-where. :laughhard:
:pound: s Ken
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 10:22:26 PM
after all, where else does a 1legrooster go....
To the right... to the right... to the right right right.... wait I think I have been here before.....
:biglaugh: Niiiice.
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on May 28, 2008, 03:25:41 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 27, 2008, 10:22:26 PM
after all, where else does a 1legrooster go....
To the right... to the right... to the right right right.... wait I think I have been here before.....
:biglaugh: Niiiice.
:beret:
Thanks... saw the doc today... get to wait to the 23rd to find out when the surgery is going to be scheduled.... But the stitches and all that is healing well, I may be able to start swimming next week... YAY
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
Have you been swimming yet? How are you feeling?
Quote from: RainbowJingles on June 12, 2008, 09:27:41 PM
Have you been swimming yet? How are you feeling?
I have gotten a few afternoon swims in, it has been really good. I will probably get out for a little while on Sat to swim, that will be nice.
I am doing alright, the healing is slow, but all is going well with it.
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
I know you'll be glad to be back on your own two feet. Guess there was a reason you needed to slow down, you probably would never have met all us wonderful folks. ;)
Quote from: practicalme on June 12, 2008, 10:37:54 PM
I know you'll be glad to be back on your own two feet. Guess there was a reason you needed to slow down, you probably would never have met all us wonderful folks. ;)
Wonderful people here????? LOL Yea you all are great, and that probably is true.
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
*Sis wonders about the Rooster's name when he's walkin' on two legs*
Well, even if you have two legs, you still have one leg... You just have one leg plus another one. Right? Come to think of it, he has two legs now. He just can't use them both! lol
I will have to think of a new name for my status. Maybe change things over to War Rooster
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
Awww, come on. Keep the 1legRooster thing. It has character. We'll always remember you as that anyway. lol
Quote from: teacheroftheLord on June 13, 2008, 05:28:27 AM
Awww, come on. Keep the 1legRooster thing. It has character. We'll always remember you as that anyway. lol
Very true. LOL And I probably will keep it.
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
Good! Then it's settled right?
*laugh* Ashlee... *shakes head* I'm afraid I quite agree with you, but the poor Rooster might feel picked on if we all gang up on him.
:beret:
well, he was the one looking for chickens to nest in the tree a while back with him......would be served rightly if he got hen pecked!!! :laughhard:
Quote from: teacheroftheLord on June 13, 2008, 05:28:27 AM
Awww, come on. Keep the 1legRooster thing. It has character. We'll always remember you as that anyway. lol
I won't unless I can see some pics! (http://bestsmileys.com/anxious/4.gif)
Quote from: 1legRooster on June 13, 2008, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: teacheroftheLord on June 13, 2008, 05:28:27 AM
Awww, come on. Keep the 1legRooster thing. It has character. We'll always remember you as that anyway. lol
Very true. LOL And I probably will keep it.
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
:clap:
Somehow "to the right to the right to the right right right" wouldn't be NEARLY as funny coming from "WarRooster." lol
He could just be "rooster" :)
:nono: STILL not as funny. :-)
Yea I think I will leave it... and not just because of all the Hen Pecking. :laughhard:
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
You COULD change it to
TheHenPeckedMotorcycleRidinRoosterWithBothLegsWorkin
:o
I can still see the sign......." free: One plucked rooster....ready for frying!!" :laughhard:
Quote from: RainbowJingles on June 16, 2008, 05:24:43 PM
You COULD change it to
TheHenPeckedMotorcycleRidinRoosterWithBothLegsWorkin
Dont you think that is a bit long. :hypocrite:
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
Fine.
Then change it to
TheHenPeckedMotorcycleRidinRooster
:hypocrite:
or TheHenPluckedRooster
Or even better....
TheHandPluckedRooster!!!
Just satisfied I still got all my hair on my head.... so not hen pecked to bad. I guess one guys hen pecking is another guys happy day. :laughhard:
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
Let the record show that I did NOT bump this thread...Jon did it himself.
Quote from: MelodyB on June 20, 2008, 07:53:52 AM
Let the record show that I did NOT bump this thread...Jon did it himself.
Bump? Are you saying that the threat was Bumped..... I saw no Bumping.... I did see it go of topic, but at least it is alive. :cool:
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
No, but earlier tonight, I was gonna bump it, along with your welcome thread, and the ask thread, but all I got around to was the ask one. And then you came in here and did it yourself. :bigcheese:
Quote from: MelodyB on June 20, 2008, 08:01:37 AM
No, but earlier tonight, I was gonna bump it, along with your welcome thread, and the ask thread, but all I got around to was the ask one. And then you came in here and did it yourself. :bigcheese:
ah, so I spared you from it. but at least I hit 500 Posts..... :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
Oh happy day.
Now it is time to go to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppp
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
Congrats!
lol Congratulations, Fire Storm Rooster!!
Does that mean he's hott stuff? ;)
:o
:laughhard:
Well, if the weather in Stockton is anything like it has been in my part of California the last few days, he just MIGHT be!
Hey all, well I am officially 2 legged rooster now. The walking is not a painless experience, but each day a bit easier. Well what would one expect, it has only been 3 days now. But Yay, well it has been hot, I now can walk.... Really slowly, so slow, the older saints can arrive after my car is parked, and find a seat before I get into the church. :laughhard:
Hurray! The Rooster is hopping around again! At least a little. :)
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on July 07, 2008, 04:54:55 AM
Hurray! The Rooster is hopping around again! At least a little. :)
:beret:
Well technically I am limping around again, but yea, soon I might be able to climb a fence post. LOL
Glad you're back on both feet now Jon.
:hyper:
Quote from: 1legRooster on July 07, 2008, 04:51:52 AM
Hey all, well I am officially 2 legged rooster now. The walking is not a painless experience, but each day a bit easier. Well what would one expect, it has only been 3 days now. But Yay, well it has been hot, I now can walk.... Really slowly, so slow, the older saints can arrive after my car is parked, and find a seat before I get into the church. :laughhard:
That's wonderful. Will pray that you make a full recovery! :)
Well it is nice to be back up to 90% of pre accident. God is good.
I just had to reserect this. And see if the Smile thread was in here.
Wow... after reading this one... very funny.
Now come to realization that Sippin has a history of hiding behind the couch with tea drinkers... *** decides to never go near a couch again as long as he lives...*** :biglaugh:
Yea, figured you should be warned.
I had no luck finding the smiley thread. Oh well
Thanks for the warning... much appreciated... any more warnings I should know about...? Lol
None at the moment, if I gave all my hard earned info away, then what would I have to post. LOL :lol:
I'm pretty sure the smiley thread was in general - not that it will help to narrow the search much. *lol* And beyond that, I have no idea. :updown:
:beret:
Quote from: 1legRooster on February 18, 2010, 06:07:12 AM
None at the moment, if I gave all my hard earned info away, then what would I have to post. LOL :lol:
LOL... Guess I'll just keep readin all the old stuff... Lol...
Welcome to GP... the land of fruits and nuts. :bigcheese:
Feel free to read our illustrious history and find out interesting things about our inhabitants, both present and past.
Just remember, as you think, "these people are crazy," that you are now...
ONE OF THEM!!!!
:up2:
Jonathan: I hope we can find it!!
Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 18, 2010, 05:20:34 PM
Welcome to GP... the land of fruits and nuts. :bigcheese:
Feel free to read our illustrious history and find out interesting things about our inhabitants, both present and past.
Just remember, as you think, "these people are crazy," that you are now...
ONE OF THEM!!!!
:up2:
Jonathan: I hope we can find it!!
Sounds like a speech from a Museum Curator.
Or off of that radio program - the twilife zone... "Do not attempt to change your URL. You are about to enter another dimension in another place, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a land of shadows, substance, lots of smilies and a ton of wierdness. Next stop, the GP Zone. :biglaugh:
Quote from: 1legRooster on June 20, 2008, 08:03:09 AM
Quote from: MelodyB on June 20, 2008, 08:01:37 AM
No, but earlier tonight, I was gonna bump it, along with your welcome thread, and the ask thread, but all I got around to was the ask one. And then you came in here and did it yourself. :bigcheese:
ah, so I spared you from it. but at least I hit 500 Posts..... :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
Oh happy day.
Now it is time to go to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppp
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport031.gif)
And now, over a year and a half later, he's at a whopping 570 posts. lol
Welcome back! May your posts double.
Speaking as a former Museum educator, I don't think it sounds like that. But I DO like the twilife zone!
Quote"Do not attempt to change your URL. You are about to enter another dimension in another place, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a land of shadows, substance, lots of smilies and a ton of wierdness. Next stop, the GP Zone.
:laughat: That's good! We should adopt it.
Quote from: Sis on February 18, 2010, 09:11:52 PM
Speaking as a former Museum educator, I don't think it sounds like that. But I DO like the twilife zone!
Quote"Do not attempt to change your URL. You are about to enter another dimension in another place, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a land of shadows, substance, lots of smilies and a ton of wierdness. Next stop, the GP Zone.
:laughat: That's good! We should adopt it.
Cool... lol
I'll ask Scott if we can put it someplace where it will stay.
Sweet... lol :biglaugh:
You never know with Scott! He's a strange man! :rofl:
Well even if it never makes it to him... i am glad someone liked it... lol. :biglaugh:
Oh, it got to him, but I wanted him to put it in the welcome message. :hypocrite:
We should have a contest for that... i'm sure there are more funnier and applicable motto's or quotes to be heard from the wonderful people here on GP... lol :biglaugh:
Scott's been in a Twilight Zone mode lately. :laughhard:
I thought Scott was in a galaxy far far away...
Quote from: Amelia Bedelia on February 22, 2010, 02:55:56 AM
I thought Scott was in a galaxy far far away...
His mind is! :rofl:
And he probably finds you Ladies' lack of faith disturbing!
John :waving:
Quote from: Newsman on February 22, 2010, 09:21:13 AM
And he probably finds you Ladies' lack of faith disturbing!
John :waving:
:biglaugh: