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Open Discussion => Humor & Fun => Topic started by: Mrs. Yosemite on May 24, 2008, 12:04:43 AM

Title: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Mrs. Yosemite on May 24, 2008, 12:04:43 AM
Here are some funny tombstone pictures. Can you think of any funny phrases or last words to put on a tombstone? (I was thinking about putting something comical on mine)  Maybe not.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/sam3996/kudzu%20venture/kaput.jpg)(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/sam3996/kudzu%20venture/08.jpg)

End of The Trail- She Fed Us All
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Heres one I like. lol

"I told ya'll I was sick." <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZKxdm021YYUS%2526i%253D8%252F8%255F1%255F35%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_1_35.gif)
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: almondjoy on May 24, 2008, 12:53:49 AM
LOL Nice!    :laughhard:
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Sis on May 24, 2008, 02:47:06 AM
I liked that one from a woman. It said, "I told ya I was sick!"
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: almondjoy on May 24, 2008, 02:59:56 AM
HAHA yeah!
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Sis on May 24, 2008, 03:05:13 AM
I went to a museum that had an exhibit of tombstones with funny sayings. It was awsome. The room was dark, had black walls, fake spider webs all over and tombstones to read. I wrote some of the funnier sayings down.

Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
-- Tombstone Arizona

John Brown is filling his last cavity.
-- Dentist's Tombstone

The I told ya I was sick was on a tombstone from Georgia

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
-- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: almondjoy on May 24, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Where was this museum?!?!
/me looks to fill her morbid curiosity   :hypocrite:
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Tricia Lea on May 24, 2008, 03:10:24 AM
Heres  a good one

Once there was a boy named Odd.
Odd was the brunt of jokes his whole life, because of his name, even though he grew up to be a successful lawyer. When Odd was old and about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone."
After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: almondjoy on May 24, 2008, 03:11:52 AM
 :laughhard:
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Sis on May 24, 2008, 03:41:02 AM
Quote from: almondjoy on May 24, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Where was this museum?!?!
/me looks to fill her morbid curiosity   :hypocrite:

I don't remember. It was a few years ago and I've been so many places since.
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Mrs. Yosemite on May 24, 2008, 05:02:31 AM
my aunt had it little saying put on hers that said, "Here lies an empty shell, the nut is gone."
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Sis on May 24, 2008, 05:06:32 AM
:laughat:
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Mrs. Yosemite on May 24, 2008, 03:33:17 PM


"I'll be back in a moment." :biglaugh:
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: almondjoy on May 30, 2008, 09:39:54 PM
It was a Cough
That carried him Off
It was a Coffin
They Carried him Off In

On an attorney's tombstone:

Goembel
John E.
1867-1946
"The defense rests"

Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me For not rising.
Ruidoso, New Mexico


Jedediah Goodwin
Auctioneer
Born 1828
Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!
1876





Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: almondjoy on May 30, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
Stranger tread
This ground with gravity.
Dentist Brown
Is filling his last cavity.


Here Lies Jane Smith
Wife of Thomas Smith
Marble Cutter:
This Monument Erected
By Her Husband
As A Tribute
To Her Memory.
Monuments of this style
are 250 Dollars.


Effie Jean Robinson
1897-1922
Come blooming youths,
as you pass by ,
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I;
As I am now, so must you be;
Prepare for death and follow me.
Upon which someone scribbled:
To follow you
I am not content,
How do I know
Which way you went.


Here lies Johnny Cole.
Who died upon my soul
After eating a plentiful dinner.
While chewing his crust
He was turned into dust
With his crimes undigested -
poor sinner.


Bill Blake
Was hanged by mistake.


Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.








Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: mesipie on May 31, 2008, 06:31:04 AM
like the odd1
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Ashlee on May 31, 2008, 09:54:00 PM
I always liked reading old tombstones and stuff.  I use to visit the Halloween websites quite frequently.   
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: The Purple Fuzzy on January 19, 2009, 09:32:17 PM
LAST WORDS
Gravestone epitaph:
Here lies the body of Solomon Peas,
Under the daisies and under the trees.
Peas is not here, only the pod.
Peas shelled out, went home to God!
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Brother Dad on January 20, 2009, 04:45:13 AM
 :addnothing:
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Sis on January 20, 2009, 07:23:52 AM
I loved the one that said, "I told you I was sick!"
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Gingerale on April 16, 2009, 05:39:01 AM
We are going to Ruidoso for church camp in July! I wanna find that tombstone!
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: The Purple Fuzzy on August 04, 2009, 07:04:54 PM
Tombstone verse in an English cemetery:

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent.
Until I know which way you went.
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Sis on August 05, 2009, 02:26:00 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Funny Tombstones & Last Words
Post by: Sis on August 05, 2009, 02:28:32 AM
My friend's mom had a salt and pepper shaker set that was a tray with two tombstones on it. Together they read:

Ma loved Pa
Pa loved wimmin
Ma caught Pa
with two in swimmin
Here lies Pa