A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas.
He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms
folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do"?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead"
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to
the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was
shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too"
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*shudders*
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew\
there should be a *nasty* warning on the title...lol...groooooooooooooss
Texas Chili
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AWWW Come on, IT AINT THAT BAD.
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(This is my pet mouse named Ralph)
Hmmmm I had chili tonight. It was a dark and rainy night and she made mousless chili