From my e-mail:
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"
In order to continue getting-by in America, we all need to learn the NEW English
language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to
fit right in. Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service
somewhere in the good old USA ......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: "Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... don't think so."
RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wansahn toes'
means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppinwe
bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast' ... Fine ...
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, webodder
on sigh and copy ... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome."
Remember I said: "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do now, don't you!
rye...:laughat:
omg, that took me like an hour to read... *laughs*
but it was worth it! it was funny!
Took me a long time to read it too, but it's hillarious! Ten Joo! Tenjooberrymuds!
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did everyone "hear" it as a Chinese lady or just me? LOL
I dont know if its chinese or what it is. But it sounds like the person you always get connected to when your are trying to do something on the phone! ARRGH :tantrum:
I dont mean any disrespect for those India people. Im just being funny. But I used to wonder what that dot was the women had on their head between their eyes. Then somebody told me that on their wedding night, their husband would peel it off to see if he won a hotel or gas station. lol
Of course its funny and I know they have a sense of humor about it, but If you have a dot on your forehead, I didnt mean any slander. lol ( I believe the dot is actually something that signifies their Hindu religion. I've read that might have something to do with whether they are married or not. I dont know.) But when somebody told me that joke, I kinda got tickled. Cause you do see that decent of people in almost every motel, or fuel station. It's very hard to understand them when they are trying to speak English. (If you come from the backwoods like me)
It does sound a little Chinese or Japanese. TENJOOBERRYMUDS
Quote from: Mrs. Yosemite on May 07, 2008, 05:36:59 PM
I dont mean any disrespect for those India people. Im just being funny. But I used to wonder what that dot was the women had on their head between their eyes. Then somebody told me that on their wedding night, their husband would peel it off to see if he won a hotel or gas station. lol
Of course its funny and I know they have a sense of humor about it, but If you have a dot on your forehead, I didnt mean any slander. lol
:laughhard:
lol...that wasnt too hard for me to read...tyvm
It's like The Jabberwocky
ooohh, what's jabberwocky?
http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.html
I know that poem! its awesome! i had to recite it in 10th grade! lol
Quote from: *mesipie* on May 07, 2008, 09:11:52 PM
lol...that wasnt too hard for me to read...tyvm
it probably comes natural for you... :smirk2:
LoL jk! I love you, pls dont hurt me!
:hypocrite:
Quote from: EricShane on May 09, 2008, 03:31:32 AM
Quote from: *mesipie* on May 07, 2008, 09:11:52 PM
lol...that wasnt too hard for me to read...tyvm
it probably comes natural for you... :smirk2:
LoL jk! I love you, pls dont hurt me!
:hypocrite:
wachew tryana say ponk
:uzi:
Quote from: *mesipie* on May 09, 2008, 05:45:08 AM
Quote from: EricShane on May 09, 2008, 03:31:32 AM
Quote from: *mesipie* on May 07, 2008, 09:11:52 PM
lol...that wasnt too hard for me to read...tyvm
it probably comes natural for you... :smirk2:
LoL jk! I love you, pls dont hurt me!
:hypocrite:
wachew tryana say ponk
:uzi:
:surrender:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
seeeeeew...jew givup huh?