Sick Of Rain!!
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment.
As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
allowed to go on through the pearly gates into Heaven.
Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning fire.
But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would
toss a soul off to one side into a separate pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him.
So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
"Excuse me, he said. "I'm waiting in line for Judgment, but I
couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead
of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"
"Oh those . ." Satan groaned.
"They're all from Lousiana & Mississippi. They're still too wet to burn."
You could have added a few more states into this one. lol. I think it's funny
she's learnin. one day mrs yo will acheive stand up comic status like me. :war: :laughhard:
Are you the shooter or the shootee?
shooter of course!!LOL i cant have any compatition out there.
Sooooooooo you gonna shoot your wife? And you think she won't shoot back? Just wait! :laughhard:
ohhh i know she will!!LOL she and i do make a pretty good team though. she's just as much a cut up as me!@! :laughhard: :laughhard:
It rained again today but it's over now. I hope! :smirk2:
they are also used to the heat...lol...no...i know hell isnt gonna be funny etc...
It keeps on raining here. I even feel soggy.
Nooo Soggy lives in Texas!
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^ lol at the small print
High Fuel Prices Joke:A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
The bee answered,
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Yikes. :laughhard: :laughhard:
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I think of that everytime I see that picture.