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Title: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: mini on February 15, 2008, 02:39:42 PM

It's winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour
At 52 below!

Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your rear.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Wisconsin,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: MelodyB on February 15, 2008, 04:35:34 PM
I can not relate...sorry.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: SippinTea on February 15, 2008, 08:06:35 PM
I can so relate. :biglaugh:

Only difference being... I still love winter. *grin*

:beret:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on February 15, 2008, 09:04:59 PM
I can relate
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: melissa15 on February 15, 2008, 09:57:47 PM
i can relate as well.. byt i've lerned to enjoy it or just stay insides the house for the day.   
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on February 15, 2008, 10:21:22 PM
Of course you can relate! You LIVE there!  :laughhard:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: melissa15 on February 15, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
lol, i dunno why but i actually chuckled at that/ 
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on February 15, 2008, 10:44:12 PM
I suppose cuz I meant it to be funny!
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: newkris on February 15, 2008, 11:18:26 PM
the only thing better than winter in WI . . .


is winter in MN. 

love that cool, crisp air! 
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on February 16, 2008, 03:46:36 AM
Pretty close, though.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: newkris on February 16, 2008, 03:49:45 AM
yeah, as you know, we tend to stay pretty close up here.  helps to close in the warmth.  :pwink: 
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on February 16, 2008, 04:08:48 AM
Quote from: newkris on February 16, 2008, 03:49:45 AM
yeah, as you know, we tend to stay pretty close up here.  helps to close in the warmth.  :pwink: 

And makes things more interesting, too!    :freaky2:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Ashlee on February 17, 2008, 12:25:13 AM
:o.  :sadbounce:  Maybe I need to move to Wisconsin.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on February 17, 2008, 01:29:16 AM
Oh, move to Minnesota with Kris and Scott!   :laughhard:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Ashlee on February 17, 2008, 01:52:01 AM
Wouldn't do me any good.  Scott's married and Kris is a woman. lol
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: newkris on February 17, 2008, 01:58:04 AM
hahaha!  that is a truism!  :pwink: 

lots of revival in WI.

i know of one single man for sure . . .    :laughhard:   



sorry. 

i'll repent. 


:pwink:  maybe.   
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Ashlee on February 17, 2008, 03:48:46 AM
only one?  *sigh*
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Chseeads on February 17, 2008, 03:50:40 AM
Good grief, how many do you want?
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: newkris on February 17, 2008, 03:52:19 AM
only one in particular . . . but yeah . . . i wouldn't recommend him. 


um, yeah, how many do you want?  a whole line up to choose from?  :pwink: 

of course, you must understand that most of the men who talk to me are 20 or gay so . . . yeah.  you might have better luck where you're at.   :smirk2:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Ashlee on February 17, 2008, 04:14:15 AM
Well, I'm only 21, so 20 isn't that bad.  As for the gay ones...well, my freind has already mentioned once about taking my men away from me, so he may enjoy it there more than I would.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 09, 2008, 06:29:33 AM
Winter Wisconsin

(http://www.google.com/mapdata?CxWKNbsCHXZCk_og____________AQwtijW7AjV2QpP6QLACSJwBUgJVU2gBkAEEygECZW4)
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: jdcord on September 09, 2008, 07:39:06 AM

Quote from: minnesota68 on February 15, 2008, 02:39:42 PM

It's winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour
At 52 below!

Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your rear.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Wisconsin,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

*L*

I spent three years in Alaska, so I can definitely "relate".


.............  HOWEVER!, ............... my annoying "seventh sense" is kicking in, so I just have to mention that the second verse (or "stanza", or whatever it's called) just isn't quite right.  The last line needs to end in a word that rhymes with "rear";  therefore the line "And your nose is frozen shut" just doesn't work - that last word "shut" stands out quite awkwardly.

But, .... since poems, like music, allow quite a bit of liberty on issues of grammar, that line could instead be changed to read "And your nose is frozen sheer" (as in "utterly" or "completely"), which would both rhyme and be grammatically permissible!!

Woo-hoo!        :party:               


Ok.  That's all.  I'm done.         


     :loopy:


Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 09, 2008, 09:24:52 AM
Me thinks the original word was changed to rear.   :laughhard:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: jdcord on September 09, 2008, 10:52:59 AM

Quote from: Sis on September 09, 2008, 09:24:52 AM
Me thinks the original word was changed to rear.   :laughhard:

*LOL*            Yeah, that sounds about right.



*JD tries to think of other possible combinations*      hmmmmmm?  How about,

--  "When the snow's up to your hiney ... And your nose is frozen and shiny." 

--  "When the snow's up to your hiney ... And your nose is frozen - Oh blimey!" 

--  "When the snow's up to your rump ... And your nose is frozen as hard as a stump."


;)

Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 09, 2008, 11:32:36 AM
:laughat:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 09, 2008, 11:36:26 AM
Wisconsin is right next to Minnesota in the cold NORTHland. 

(http://larc.hamgate.net/blizzard_school_bus.jpg)

(http://www.wisconsinhistory.org/highlights/archives/blizzard-boy.jpg)

(http://www.pbase.com/gallon/image/92670889/large.jpg)

Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: MelodyB on September 09, 2008, 01:12:10 PM
What is all the white stuff?
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 09, 2008, 06:21:10 PM
Sugar! :rofl:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: The Purple Fuzzy on September 09, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
 :o  Scoop me up a bag and I'll get Chel to make brownies. ;)
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 09, 2008, 07:48:45 PM
Does she have any chocolate?

(http://www.harvestbi.com/images/products/chocolate/cocoa2.jpg)
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: jdcord on September 10, 2008, 02:06:41 AM

Quote from: MelodyB on September 09, 2008, 01:12:10 PM
What is all the white stuff?

I don't know, but I heard it has a street value of $100 million.

;)




Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 10, 2008, 02:18:12 AM
 :o

WOW!  That's a LOT of white stuff up there!!!
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: newkris on September 10, 2008, 02:45:44 AM
um, yeah, we have white stuff for free here all the time.  like, don't you?  i mean . . . do you PAY for snow?  really?  wow, man . . . that's a bummer, dude. 
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 10, 2008, 02:52:59 AM
 :laughhard:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 10, 2008, 04:20:59 AM
Quote from: newkris on September 10, 2008, 02:45:44 AM
um, yeah, we have white stuff for free here all the time.  like, don't you?  i mean . . . do you PAY for snow?  really?  wow, man . . . that's a bummer, dude. 

He tried to snort coke and almost drowned.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: MelodyB on September 10, 2008, 05:37:21 AM
I tried to snort coke once. It took forever to get the icecubes out of my nostril.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: The Purple Fuzzy on September 10, 2008, 02:58:08 PM
Quote from: newkris on September 10, 2008, 02:45:44 AM
um, yeah, we have white stuff for free here all the time.  like, don't you?  i mean . . . do you PAY for snow?  really?  wow, man . . . that's a bummer, dude. 
Actually they DO pay for snow here.  The buy the stuff to make a snow hill around Christmas each year.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 10, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
I guess Ski resorts do that, too. Have snow making machines.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: SippinTea on September 12, 2008, 03:25:42 AM
Quote from: jdcord on September 09, 2008, 10:52:59 AM

Quote from: Sis on September 09, 2008, 09:24:52 AM
Me thinks the original word was changed to rear.   :laughhard:

*LOL*            Yeah, that sounds about right.



*JD tries to think of other possible combinations*      hmmmmmm?  How about,

--  "When the snow's up to your hiney ... And your nose is frozen and shiny." 

--  "When the snow's up to your hiney ... And your nose is frozen - Oh blimey!" 

--  "When the snow's up to your rump ... And your nose is frozen as hard as a stump."


;)



:spitlaugh: Oh man, I needed that laugh!

:beret:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: newkris on September 12, 2008, 03:37:16 AM
winter up north will give you a good excuse to cuddle.  i like that idea. 

with my angelbabies, of course.  :pwink: 
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 12, 2008, 05:18:39 AM
Quote from: newkris on September 12, 2008, 03:37:16 AM
winter up north will give you a good excuse to cuddle.  i like that idea. 

with my angelbabies, of course.  :pwink: 

Of course.  ;)
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 12, 2008, 05:46:56 AM
Quote from: newkris on September 12, 2008, 03:37:16 AM
winter up north will give you a good excuse to cuddle.  i like that idea. 

with my angelbabies, of course.  :pwink: 

I cuddle with my angel babe. :rofl:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 16, 2008, 01:38:17 AM
 :freaky2:  :laughhard:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: The Purple Fuzzy on September 16, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
 :thumbsup2:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 16, 2008, 04:40:28 PM
Can I run away?  Maybe get lost in the woods up there?
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: The Purple Fuzzy on September 16, 2008, 04:41:55 PM
Nope, you might freeze.  I guess you could come down here and sweat.  :laughhard:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 16, 2008, 04:43:40 PM
Hmm.  Tough coice.

Problem is... ya can only take off so much when yer hot.   :smirk2:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 16, 2008, 07:24:33 PM
You could find a nice cozy cabin to hide out in during the cold weather...

(http://www.findrentals.com/php/6778/Cabin%204%20In%20Snow.JPG)
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 16, 2008, 09:47:22 PM
Yep.  That I could.  Maybe I'll become a hermit this winter.   :smirk2:
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: The Purple Fuzzy on September 16, 2008, 09:48:56 PM
That's a NICE cabin!
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 16, 2008, 09:49:24 PM
Isn't it though?
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 16, 2008, 10:33:55 PM
Nice deck, too!
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 16, 2008, 10:37:07 PM
I know.  I would LOVE to have a place like that.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: Sis on September 16, 2008, 10:43:26 PM
I would love to have a get-away like that. Where I could go to the snow if I felt like it then when I'm fed up with snow come back here.
Title: Re: Winter in Wisconsin
Post by: almondjoy on September 16, 2008, 10:45:04 PM
Prexactly.   :thumbsup2: