Okay this is how it goes. I will post somthing that is good news, the next poster posts bad news about my good news and then the next poster puts worse news about the good news. Then it starts over and the next person puts a good news.
Ex.
Good News - You are going to a fancy resturant for dinner.
Bad News - You don't have anything facy to wear.
Worse News - So you go in high water jeans and a tee shirt with stains on it and everyone makes fun of you.
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Good news - I just bought a new audio CD.
Bad news: it cost a fortune
Worse News: your two year old poured an entire bottle of Elmer's Glue into it, so now it's ruined.
good news is: i got a $500 check in the mail today
Bad News: it was addressed to one of your neighbors, but was mistakenly placed in your mailbox by your neighborhood's inept postal carrier.
Worse news: It's in confederate dollars.
Good news is: I got a $10 an hour raise at work.
bad news they now want you to do the hula dance to atteact coustomers
Worse news: you work in an ice house in Nome, Alaska (Brrrrr!)
WT is too good at this worse news lol
Good news is: I won a new car!
bad news you have to pick it up in iraq
Worse news: finding out "free" in english means "$15,000 due on delivery" in Iraqi.
Good news: You see the man/woman of your dreams walk into church today.
That one's too easy.
Bad News: They're already married to the most beautiful (or handsome) woman (or man) you've ever seen.
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of:
Bad news: they are gay
Quote from: World Traveler on January 21, 2008, 04:39:44 AM
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of:
Bad news: they are gay
I think that would fit better as the "Worse" news.
*L*
Good news
you just won the lottery $ 100,000,000
bad news is: you owe $200,000,000 in back child support
worse news, you go to claim it and find you are wanted for a murder you did not commit
good news is: you just won a 30 day all expense paid vacation to anywhere in the world you want to go
bad news you find out that someone stole your id and took your vacation
Worse news: they took your spouse with them
good news is: someone you never knew just died and willed you millions of dollars and all their possessions.
Bad news is: you have to live in a cave for 45 years alone before you can claim the inheritance.
worse news is: there are tons of spiders and snakes in the cave
Good news you just won a new top of the line computer. delivered, set up, and free internet for life
bad news: you won it by marrying the installer who happens to be a red-headed stubborn person
Worse news. He pays child support for 15 kids, so you have to work three jobs just to support yourself now.
Good news, you buy a new dress
bad news is it is ripped all the way down one side
worse newse, you look at the receipt only to read "all sales are final"
Worse news: you're a man.
:P
Quote from: jdcord on February 03, 2008, 07:30:56 AM
Worse news: you're a man.
:P
:laughat:
good news is you just got a phone call that you have been elected the next president
Aaaaaaargh! 12 seconds off!
:mad:
I don't care. I'm leaving it!
:angel3
Quote from: jdcord on February 03, 2008, 07:32:34 AM
Aaaaaaargh! 12 seconds off!
:mad:
I don't care. I'm leaving it!
:angel3
lol sorry
Bad news the call is an automated voice recording
yeah would hate for you to have an edited post, know what that does to melodyb :laughhard:
Worse news: You are now the president of Haiti.
lol
good news is, you just got promoted at work and found out that you will be making $150 an hour!
Bad news: the last 10 people who worked your new position died on the job.
worse news you found their dead bodies stored in your office closet. :o
:yikes:
the good news is you just found out that you dont have to work another day in your life and still get paid for it
the bad news is you have to move to the north pole and dress up in a red suit
Worse news: You'll still only be earning minimum wage.
good news is you were awarded 50,000 posts on gp
bad news is, gp was down for a few days
worse neww scott banned you from gp by accident
poor ole bro-dad...
Good news: Alana and Cheesey get married.
bad news is they started having little cheese-ets
worse news they sent them to live with mz ethyl
Quote from: Tricia Lea on February 08, 2008, 06:03:54 PM
worse news they sent them to live with mz ethyl
:yikes: thats more like a nightmare lol
good news is they decided tricia lea would be a better mom to their cheese-ets
bad news the kids wouldnt leave home
Worse news: the kids left home
good news they went to sis's house to live
bad news is tricia came with them lol
worse news tricia took over sis's house
Great news! Sis heard Tricia was an excellent cook! :laughhard:
bad news she heard wrong
Good news, then Sis will have someone to talk to. She's sick of talking to herself all the time.
bad news tricia comes with a bad cold and gives it to sis
Worse news. Then neither of them get on GP for a month. :cry2:
Good news Ashlee gets a raise at work
Quote from: Tricia Lea on February 09, 2008, 12:27:00 AM
bad news tricia comes with a bad cold and gives it to sis
:offtopic: Sis had her own, thanx anyway!
bad news, Ashlee then gets sick and misses two days of work. Therefore she doesn't really make any more money.
worse news, where ashlee works transfers her to where tricia lea lives
Good news, Ethyl got a job making $25 an hour here in NC
Bad News: Running a still in NC is still illegal
worse news is the cops are the owners of said still and arrest tricia lea for involving an outsider in the business :o
Good News: World Traveler saves big $$$ on February 14 by not having a valentine.
bad news is WT has amnesia and forgot he had a valentine
worse news, she was a thief and robbed him blind on that day
good news is seths recent marriage was annulled so now he is free on valentines day
Bad news: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
worse news is seth got stuck with the kids to raise lol
Good news Mz ethyl got a raise and a transfer to the nuthouse where seth works
bad news is they want to pay her to be an experimental patient
worse news Seth was the one doing the experementing on her
:yikes:
good news is seth decided to set her free while no one was watching
bad news she was still stuck in that town as she had no money to go anywhere
worse news is she got a plane ticket to Africa and charged it to tricia lea
good news is GP is going to hold a first ever BBQ free of charge!
Bad news: It is BYOB (Bring your own BBQ)
Worse news is, TriciaLea is doing the cooking. :o
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Good news, EVERYONE that posts on GP showed up at sis moms wedding
Bad news: they all sat on the groom's side of the church.
Worse news: The bride and groom eloped and didn't tell anyone.
(no way we would do that........ but it's a thought :hypocrite: )
Good news, Sis mom won publishers clearinghouse and had $10,000,000
Bad news, she forgot about all her friends and the people on GP
worse news is someone spilled the info in the sharing thread :freaky2:
Good news Barb went walking and found a chunck of gold by the creek
Bad news she has no arms so she can't pick it up
worse news..................Vince (world Traveler) came by the creek and STOLE the gold from under her nose!!!! (since she had no arms to pick it up) Shame on you Vince!!!!
Sharon
good news- WT stole it so he could save it from the other 15 people waiting to steal it- and he actually gave it to her later.
Finders keepers, losers weepers
I just wonder how she is going to wipe away her tears while weeping since she doesn't have any arms.
Bad news: Sunlight is delusional.
I converted it to cash and went to Vegas, Baby!
Worse news:
Vince ain't kiddng!!!!!!
sharon
Good news: Vince finally proposed to her.
to sunlight?
sharon
The bad news is, she said she wasn't sure and she'd have to answer him later. :-(
Worse news she got hit by a flying golf cart so she couldan't tell him later..
The good news is, the golf cart was being driven by a beautiful redhead :freaky2:
Bad news... it is a male!!!
Worse news.................He's Gay and likes you!!!!!!
(he he he)..............gotta love me!!!
sharon
BOL @ Sharon!! That was great!!
Dear Lord Help me..........I have gotten myself into a little trouble on the board for teasing, so I try to refrain......but THAT was just "asking" for it.........and was too good to pass up!!!!!!!!
Sharon
Plus.......I do know Vince IRL.................he can handle it!!! LOL
Is he rich????? :freaky2:
GOOD NEWS: He's RICH!!!!! LOLOL
Sharon
BOL ! amanda18! that was great! no wonder i have a headache!
bad news- he dosent know it
worse news is she said yes :laughhard:
Good news: Newsman rides in to save his fellowbachelor from all harm.
bad news her sister caught newsmans eye and he ended up getting married too
Worse news They had tripolets
good news is the triplets looked just like newsman
bad news, they all were cholicy
Worse news is, Tricia had to babysit at night. (No sleep for you! :o )
Good news. Sis mom volenteered to do it instead
Bad news is, something came up and Sis Mom couldn't make it. :grin: Oh yeah, that's the bad news.... :-(
worse news, Sis moms car broke down and she was stuck with them anyways
The good news is Tricia was with Sis Mom when her car broke down, so she was able to help after all. :P
bad news tricia had a couugh and didnt want to chance making them sick
worse news is tricia ran off before the car was fixed
Good news. Tricia ran all the way to mz ethyls home
bad news, ethyl had moved with no forwarding address
Worse news Tricia met "Them" and "They" liked her better than Ethyl.
Good news. Tricia carries a can of mace with her lol
bad news is the can of mace blew up in her purse
worst news..... it soaked all her money and ruined her cards
good news is you just found out you won a free 6 week trip to Hawaii
bad news you get there and find out you are alergic to macadamia nuts and wind up in the hospital
lol
worst news, you found out the hospital caught fire right after you checked in
Good news.
You won 3 million dollars
bad news you died the next morning
worst news u came back as a brain dead zombie??
(how can u be worse then death? O wait yea... eternal death i wont include that i like the zombie)
Good news Sis mom found out she won 5,000,000 from publishers clearing house lol
Worse news: She was fined 6,000,000 for moving from Florida without permission. :laughhard:
Good news, mz ethyl got moved
Bad news: they didn't have her internet hooked up.
Worse news: her house is just above a cow feed lot
Good news: The sun is shining today.
bad news: you were stuck in the office all day and didnt get to enjoy it... :grin:
Worse news is my car was so hot I could have cooked cookies on the dash, but didn't.
good news is she had a set of back up cookies in her purse! :laughhard: :laughhard: (This thread is so hillarious!!)
Bad news is they were squished.
Good news is she found her toe nail clippers. :laughhard:
Bad news: the were covered in an icky green goo
Worse news, it got on her hands and wouldn't come off.
Good news, Chels doggie helped lick it off.
Bad news is, it made his teeth turn green.
Worse news, his fur turned green too.
Good news, she had time to give him a bath
Bad news, she only had Clorox to bathe him with. :o
ohh! that's how he became a white lab! :laughhard:
Quote from: Sister_Mom on May 29, 2008, 07:56:46 PM
Bad news, she only had Clorox to bathe him with. :o
Worse news, it made patches of hair come out.
The good news is, they had always wanted a dog named patches. :grin:
The bad news is the patches are PINK.
Even worse, he began to suffer identity crisis due to his new coloring of pink and white. :-(
Good news, Nwlife came in and said he could fix it with his ink gun
bad news... i wouldnt let brandon anywhere NEAR my dog, even if he could fix it... :angel:
worse news, brandon found the dog and vanished with the dog
Good news, when Brandon found out how much the dog eats, he brought him back.
bad news- i found out he was missing for a few, and now brandon is missing...
Worse news, I turned on the TV and Sunlight was on Americas Most Wanted for kidnapping
Good news, they decided that they didn't want her after all. ;)
bad news not everyone got that mesasage
worse news is, they returned her lol
Good news, her family was glad to have her back.
bad news is, she decided to run away :cry2:
Worse news, she left the country.
good news she called when she arrived in Japan
bad news is, the phone went dead before she could talk
Worse news, Mom heard there was an earthquake in Japan.
good news She was ok and flew back a few days later
bad news, she still didn't come home.
worse news she sent her bills hom for her mom to pay
good news is, mom won 85 million in the lottery
bad news mz ethyl found out
worse news is tricia stole it all while pm slept
Good news Tricia ran to another country and is living it up on all of PM's money
bad news is, mz ethyl found tricia and is blackmailing her to make her support her the rest of her life lol
worse news sis found me too and took all the loot
Good news, Tricia won a brand new car.
bad news Tricia dont have a license
Worse news, she doesn't have a car.
Good news Sis offered to drive Tricia anywhere she needed to go :) lol
Bad news, Sis rarely gets the car. Stevebert comes home around 9 or 10 most nights.
Worse news, Sis lives too far away for it to be much help.
Good news Sis and Tricia both move in with Mz Ethyl
Bad news, Mz Ethyl moves out. :laughhard:
worse news , They condem the building where they are living
Good news, someone gives them a car.
Bad news, they find out it was stolen
Worse news, they were the ones accused of stealing it.
Good news, seth came to bail them out
Bad news, his check bounced and they all wind up back in jail...with Seth.
Worse news: they get additionally charged with tax fraud.
Good news a lawyer offered his services to them for free
Bad news: His definition of 'free' is the same as the Iraqi car dealership.
worse news. He got his lawyers lisense out of a cracker jack box lol
Good news: The govenor grants them a full pardon
Bad news, they still have to give the car back.
Worse news: they don't know who it really belongs to
Good news A lady from Australia came and claimed the car
Bad News: They have to pay the shipping charges to Australia
worse news, it needs to be repaired first
Bump
Good news, I bumped the thread
lol
Bad news, you stubbed your toe on it.
worse news I think its now broke
lol
Good news: Chel made you brownies!
Bad news is, she was out of cocoa.
worse news she substuted the chocolate exlax for cocoa
Good news is, Tricia had NO problems going to the restroom.
Bad news there was no TP in PFs bathroom
:o
Worse news, it was an outhouse.
Good news Sunlight pulled up and let me in the house
Bad news was the pipes had busted, and Tricia still had to "go" outside
Worse News is: It is -20 below Zero, the pipes that busted, which cause water to go every now there is ice all over the place including Mel' & Tricia nose
Good News: Brandon cleaned his room!
bad news his mom passed out in shock and hit her head, forgetting who anyone was
Worse news, she landed on Brandon's ankle and sprained it again.
Good News: I had Taco Bell tonight!
bad bews, you found a long red hair in your food while you were eating it
Worse News: You had to be rushed to the hospital for food poisoning.
Good news, Sunlight was your nurse
Bad News: You are an egotistical, lazy male.
worse news, she gave you the wrong meds
Good news: Tricia came to visit.
Bad news was it was because she hurt her foot
Worse news: She had to walk home.
Good News: I shaved the cat bald.
Bad news.
It turns out the "cat" was a skunk.
Worse news. I don't wanna talk about it, but if you visit Ginger bring a clothes pin for your nose.
Good News: My house is clean.
Bad news: But you forgot a room
Worse news: It was the living room and company's coming over!
Good news is my mom is making me a UT afgan. : ]
Bad News: He Still Delivers misunderstood. It is going to be a UT "gag" fan.
worse news... its Vince... :o
*snicker* Good news is the grocery store clerk knows English.
Bad news, he only knows a few words
Worse news, he says them in a fake british accent
Good news: Seth is getting married.
bad news, he's wearing Nikes with his suit.
worse news, the nikes make his suit smell like wet dog
Good news! Becca and Ginger are his groomswomen.
Bad news, the groomswomen dresses are beyond hideous
Worse News: As the groom approaches the alter the song "Danger Zone" from "Top Gun" starts playing.
lol Vince.
Good news, it's Spring.
Bad news. Love is in the air and World Traveler is still single... ggggggrrrrrooooowwwwwllllll!!!
Worse news, you should see the woman that wants to change his status!
Good news: the sun is shining today
Bad news: clouds are gathering
worse news: a hurricane is coming
Good news: Nai is Twitterpated.
Bad news: it's not reciprocated
Worse news: the Rest Home has put a restraining order on her so she can't come see the man of her dreams
:laughat: OH my! :rofl:
Good news is, there's a special redhead out there that can tolerate WT.
Bad news: That's only tolerate from a distance.
Worse news: the distance is from outer space
Good news: everyone survived the holiday weekend.
Bad News: Pirates don't count since it isn't their holiday.
Worse News: Their families will think of that every Easter.
Good News: We found a new caraffe for our red kitchen aid coffee pot to replace the one I broke.
Bad News: Now the brewing mechanisms aren't working.
Worse News: Cold Coffee.
Good news: Youth camp was an absolute blast!
Bad news: The blast was a cannon
worse news: little (but husky) Jimmy is referred to as "the cannon" for unmentionable reasons.
BOL!
Good news: They made it home safe and sound
BOL! Mellow!!!
Bad News: The vehicle didn't.
Worse News- poor Jimmy was to blame for the bad gas that made the vehicle fail.
good news: i just learned a new hairdo.
Bad news: it takes 3 hours to do it right.
worse news: the 2 cans of hairspray it takes to do it, makes it take 4 hours to wash.
Good news: it only looks a little like Donald Trump
bol!!! Bad News : I was trying to get it to look like Geraldo Riviera's!
Worse news: from a distance it looks like both
Good News: It doesnt look anything like Seth's hair.
Bad news: It makes Don King's hair look good
Worse news: We are gonna have to shave you bald to get rid of it.
good news: we can use it for your hair transplants.
Bad news: armpit hair transplants
Worse news: B. O. Bad bad body odor.
Good news: they found another donor
Extra Good News.... it is a redhead!!!
so now I'll be redheaded again? lol...... *went thru thatt phase when I was in school, since I am a bit auburn naturally.*
But you're married, Ginger, so it doesn't count!
huh? lol. what dos me having red hair have to do with being married?
Cuz there's a sneaky guy around here looking for a redhead to wed. :laughhard:
Vince!? oh. nononononono! I claim marriage AND brunetteness indeed!
Bad news.... World Traveler just had his ego shot through and is rapidly deflating. (Fortunately he always carries a spare).
Worse news: Traveler sits in a corner and cries his eyes out.
Good New: it's because he volunteered to be a medical test subject for $$ and this med gave him a hormonal imbalance; he's not normally so emotional.
Bad news: This means he now has emotional times of the month for the rest of his life.
Worse news: He's really going through menopause.
Good news: World Traveler was in the test group receiving the placebo, so the imagined effects quckly disappeared and he once again became is old, endearing, wonderful, good looking, sweet, innocent, humble, and modest self.
Amelia Bedelia was impressed.
Bad news: He self administered the placebo the wrong way.
:laughhard:
Worse News: He's actually allergic to the placebo which made him break out in purple hives, just when AB was coming to visit.
Good news: AB is no redhead.
Bad News: AB is attracted to purple hives on a slightly aging, sweet and innocent male.
Worse news: AB and WT are attracted to each other.
Good News: There is a cure for that!
Bad news: to get the cure you have to take a long and expensive trip
Worse news: It involves living on the moon.
Good news: they're starting work building a colony on the moon
Bad News: They only accept criminal applicants.
Worse news: you qualify and it's mandatory
Meanwhile, heteropaternal superfecundation twins were born in Dallas.
bad news: I have no idea what that even means....
Worse news, you are the next in line to have a pair of those. :o
Good news, mel will babysit for free
Bad news: the truth comes out! heteropaternal superfecundation twins are twins with different fathers!
Worse news: One of the fathers is Vince!
Good News: the mother is Rich ;)
Bad News: She has a beard.
Worse News: We think shes a man.. lol
Good news: Sir. John has agreed to find out for Vince!
bad news, she has a crush on Sir John
Worse news: John's preferred method for finding out is "kiss and tell".
Good news: She finds gentlemanliness sexier than scruff.
Worse news: newsman has became a robber baron who kidnaps ice maidens
Good news: he leaves the cell unlocked.
Bad news: nwlife is waiting to give all escaping ice madiens a friendly hug! :freaky2: :hi:
Worse news, he hasn't had a shower in 6 months! :o
Good news: the cats gave him a bath in exchange for some bird stew
Bad news: there are no longer any pesky attack birds at Newsman's workplace...
good news: they all tasted wonderfull on the grill :fork: except for the goose that has survived due to pity
bad news, they all got the bird flu
worse news: you caught it off them by eating them
Good News: The reason the goose got pity is because "What's good for the goose..."
bad news: the surviving goose is on next weeks menu! :fork:
worse news, Barb ate the goose
Good news, Seth has plenty of replacements.
bad news, no one can find seth
Worse news: He was found, floating in sputnik satellite.
Good news Nwlife had a plan to rescue him
Bad news: it involves a sling shot..
worse news, they couldn't find one big enough
Good News: Nwlife ended up saving Seth with the Sling shot!
Bad news is, now nwlife needs rescued.
worse news, he just got sprayed by 5 skunks
Good news: JG had lots of extra tomato sauce laying around to get the stink off!
Bad news: nwlife thought the tomato sauce was spaghetti sauce and ate it.
Worse News: then he got food poisoning, because it was outdated tomato sauce!
Good news, Nurse Sunlight was around
Bad news, she decided that he needed his stomach pumped.
Worse news: The conventional stomach pump was missing and they had to make do with a plunger.
Good news, The plunger worked
Bad news: They had to pump from the "other end" of the food trail.
Bad news is, it wasn't very clean.
worse news he soon realized he wasnt in a hospital but a lab and he was the guini pig
Good news, Nwlife's vegas vacation back in '89 resulted in a marriage that was still under warranty so his wife's insurance covered it.
Quote from: MellowYellow on June 23, 2010, 03:19:13 AM
Good news, Nwlife's vegas vacation back in '89 resulted in a marriage that was still under warranty so his wife's insurance covered it.
bol
bad news she made him buy her a new car for using her insurance
Worse News: Now he is in the same situation as Jacob... 2 cars under one roof... :teeth:
Good news Yooper has a plan...
BOL @ Yoop! Niiiiice!
Bad News : NWlife will still have no peace... how's that rooftop bro? (any guy that is in the same predicament as Jacob, should build a tree house...)
good news is there is a huge tree in ___________'s backyard :hypocrite:
bad news.. the city wants it cut down
Worse news: there is no way to avoid it falling on your house when they do
Good news... Seth has a plan
Bad new is... SETH has a plan! :o
Worse news.... Seth is actually going to go through with his plan!
Good news... Seth's plan involves going somewhere...
bad news. Its Texas he's planning on going to
good news is, its a new year to do this all over again :)
Bad news, Newsman is at it again...
worse news, Seth still smells
Good news, Its time for Seths annual bath
Bad news, his hot water heater finally broke.
worse news he fell in the lake
Good news, his ducks jumped in to save him.
bad news his turkeys got loose
Worse news wild dogs started chasing him and the turkeys
Good news, He taught his turkeys how to kill, and eat wild dogs...
Bad news: This caused the turkeys to be GM (genetically modified) so no one will buy them, except the military.
worse news, the government pays only pennies a turkey
good news is, they sent it all to the white house for xmas dinner :laughhard:
Bad news
Every ine got salmonilla poisining from it
good news obama died :laughhard:
Bad news, the new president is now Seth
worse news is his staff is all fowl
Good news He appointed Barbara as VP
bad news is, no one liked the uniforms she required :hypocrite:
worse news, The penelty for not wearing them was worse than the uniforms
good news is they lived through the punishment
bad news there was a revolt
Worse News - Gas prices went up!
good news, Seth invented a car that ran on chicken poop
Bad news: his chickens are constipated.
worse news - The price of commercial chicken poop has also sky rocketed
Good news - someone invented a low-cost chicken poop substitute.
Bad news - It smells worse that dried chicken poop that has been rained on and heated back up!
Worse news - in five years they will find out it's one of the many, many, many things that they think might cause cancer. Maybe. Well probably not, but just to be on the safe side...
Good news -- people start riding bikes to save money and become healthier
Bad news - all that exercise makes them more hungry, but they haven't learned to eat healthy stuff so they all hit the fast food factories, which totally undoes all the healthy bike riding.
Worse news - The government has found a way to tax how many miles you ride on your bike, and are charging you by the calorie!
Good news We all put our heads together and came up with a plan
Bad news - some of them had lice and when we all put our heads together the little buggers spread.
I have experience with that. More than once I've had to drive a bus kid home early, with a little index card with what looked like black rice grains scotch taped to it.
worse news. The lice was resistant to all treatments on the market
Good news - vinegar still kills them, just like it always has.
bad news is all their hair fell out :yikes:
worse news, all that was available was Seths feather wigs
good news is they found a bag of money and got hair implants
Bad news is the hair implants were on their legs.
worse news is they were mistaken for animals
Good news the zoo made an offer to purchase them for a new exhibit.
bad news is the exhibit is supposed to be for extinct species
worse news the zoo decided to ship the exhibit to antartica
Good news they sent a supply of snow cone syrup with the exhibit.
Bad News - They mixed the Blue and Red Snow Cone Syrup... and now there is a species called "The Purple Fuzzy" :hypocrite:
worse news is there came an unexpected heatwave and melted all the purple fuzzy
Good News - There is still one left to clone the species from living in TX...
Bad news, she's in Texas. That place is so doggone big that even if you know where she is, it'll take hours just to get to wherever she is in the state.
Worse news she has escaped and is living in the wild.
Good news, at least we still have her daughter. Can't pin her down for nothing, she's always off to somewhere, but she's still around.
Bad news, she isn't purple, but yellow...and she has a big grin.
worse news, shes been paid to keep quiet
Good news is the check bounced so now she is gonna talk.
Bad news is the check was for a lot of money which she does not now have.
Worse news... She's been forced to SELL her grins... *Grin Gram ~ For $10 she will go anywhere in a 5 mile radius and grin at them for 30 Seconds... if you want to add a message, it is $1 a word..., adding a hug will bring the total cost down $5 (it is Chel we're talking about!)
Good news - She's been forced to SELL her grins... *Grin Gram ~ For $10 she will go anywhere in a 5 mile radius and grin at them for 30 Seconds... if you want to add a message, it is $1 a word..., adding a hug will bring the total cost down $5 (it is Chel we're talking about!)
I cannot see any way that would be worse news. If she could make a living doing that she'd love it.
bad news she now has competition
Worse news she got lost trying to find her way home
Good news, she found a police station.
Bad news they arrested her because she had no donuts