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Open Discussion => Humor & Fun => Topic started by: Tricia Lea on November 04, 2007, 09:22:47 PM

Title: Florida Senior personal ads
Post by: Tricia Lea on November 04, 2007, 09:22:47 PM
Some Senior personal ads in a Florida newspaper.
Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?

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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
Title: Re: Florida Senior personal ads
Post by: Sister_Mom on November 05, 2007, 03:21:28 AM
Quote from: Tricia Lea on November 04, 2007, 09:22:47 PM

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Got his number?  :freaky2:

:laughhard:
Title: Re: Florida Senior personal ads
Post by: MelodyB on July 03, 2008, 08:00:18 AM
Quote from: Sister_Mom on November 05, 2007, 03:21:28 AM
Quote from: Tricia Lea on November 04, 2007, 09:22:47 PM

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Got his number?  :freaky2:

:laughhard:

*cough*
Title: Re: Florida Senior personal ads
Post by: Sister_Mom on July 03, 2008, 11:51:42 PM
Yeah, I got a 1959 model instead.   :freaky2: :clap:
Title: Re: Florida Senior personal ads
Post by: MelodyB on July 04, 2008, 03:08:17 PM
But he wasnt from Florida. :sadbounce:
Title: Re: Florida Senior personal ads
Post by: Sister_Mom on July 08, 2008, 03:25:56 AM
Quote from: MelodyB on July 04, 2008, 03:08:17 PM
But he wasnt from Florida. :sadbounce:

:headrub:


That's a good thing, because that was a God thing. Right?  :grin: