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Started by The Purple Fuzzy, February 07, 2011, 07:17:17 PM

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Babs

Quote from: MelodyB on March 28, 2011, 02:12:48 PM
I was just coming in here to post that!

I guess you follow them too, eh? ;)

lol gmta
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Lynx

"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken."
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

taco_harvell

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
   
    Thomas Fuller
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

The Purple Fuzzy

#79
QuoteGifts from God are not meant to be returned or exchanged for something WE would rather have. And they are not meant to sit on a shelf. God picks them just for you and He wants you to use them.
posted by my friend Tanya

The Purple Fuzzy

Another post by my friend Tanya
QuoteSaw a church sign yesterday that'll preach! God wants full custody not just weekend visits!!

taco_harvell

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.
   
    Oliver Wendell Holmes
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Lynx

"A church member waiting to be asked to serve in his own church is just like the member of a family waiting to be invited to pull weeds in front of the house where he lives."
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

In honor of Seth's trouble with morons today:
"If it weren't for having to deal with people, everyone would go to Heaven."   :roll:
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

"The best present I ever got wasn't on Christmas or my birthday.  It was something a friend saw at a store and knew I would love, so she bought it, wrapped it, gave me it and said, "Happy Tuesday!" :D
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

Found in a recent email - and startlingly effective! 



Proven ways to get along better with EVERYONE:

1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things:
- Is it true?
- Is it kind?
- Is it necessary?

2. Make promises sparingly and keep them faithfully.

3. Never miss the opportunity to compliment or say something encouraging to someone.

4. Refuse to talk negatively about others; don't gossip and don't listen to gossip.  Remember something negative can be true and still be gossip.

5. Have a forgiving view of people. Believe that most people are doing the best they can.

6. Keep an open mind; discuss, but don't argue. (It is possible to disagree without being disagreeable.)

7. Forget about counting to 10. Count to 1,000 before doing or saying anything that could make matters worse.

8. Let your virtues speak for themselves.

9. If someone criticizes you, see if there is any TRUTH to what he is saying; if so, make changes. If there is no truth to the criticism, ignore it and live so that no one will believe the negative remark.

10. Cultivate your sense of humor; laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

11. Do not seek so much to be consoled, as to console; do not seek so much to be understood, as to understand; do not seek so much to be loved as to love.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Babs

The sentence after this one is true. The sentence before this one is false.
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Roscoe

The poster previous to this one is nuts. The poster following this one is nuts, also.  :lol:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Babs

Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Lynx

"If people wear jogging suits to go jogging, swim in swimsuits and smoke in smoking jackets... I'm not going near ANYONE who is wearing a windbreaker!"
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

upcchris

Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

taco_harvell

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

H. L. Mencken
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

The Cold Water Kid

lol, these are great. Where do you guys find this stuff?

Lynx

In various places.  I get a lot from the Cybersalt digest.  http://www.cybersalt.org
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

taco_harvell

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.

    Sir Francis Bacon
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

taco_harvell

I don't really trust a sane person.

    Lyle Alzado
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Lynx

It isn't the thing you do, friend, it's the thing you leave undone,
Which gives you the bitter heartache, at the setting of the sun:
The tender words unspoken, the letter you did not write,
The flowers you might have sent, are your haunting ghosts at night.

The stone you might have lifted, out of a dear friend's way,
The bit of heart-some counsel you were hurried too much to say:
The loving touch of a helping hand, the gentle and winsome tone,
That you had no time or thought for, with troubles enough of your own.

These little acts of kindness, so easily out of mind,
These chances to be angels, which even mortals find.
They come in night and silence, each chill reproachful wraith,
When hope is faint and flagging, and a blight has dropped on faith.

For life is all too short, friend, and sorrow is all to great,
To suffer our slow compassion, that tarries until too late.
So, it's not the things you do, it's the deeds you leave undone,
Which gives you a bitter heartache, at the setting of the sun.
- Bertha A. Lawson
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

taco_harvell

"Can't no bunny do me like Jesus, can't no bunny do me like the Lord!"

Seth Eads
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Lynx

There is a family nobody likes to meet,
They live, it is said, on Complaining Street.
In the city of Never-Are Satisfied,
The River of Discontent beside.

They growl at that, and they growl at this;
Whatever comes there is something amiss;
And whether their station be high or humble,
They are known by the name of Grumble.

The weather is always too hot or too cold,
Summer and winter alike they scold;
Nothing goes right with the folks you meet
Down on that gloomy Complaining Street.

They growl at the rain, and they growl at the sun;
In fact, their growling is never done.
And if everything pleased them, there isn't a doubt
They'd growl that they'd nothing to grumble about!

And the worst thing is that if anyone stays
Among them too long he will learn their ways,
And before he dreams of the terrible jumble
He's adopted into the family of Grumble.

So it were wisest to keep our feet
From wandering into Grumbling Street.
And never to growl whatever we do,
Lest we be mistaken for Grumblers too.
- By L. M. Montgomery
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

Cholestrophobia:  The fear of frying.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: