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Tricia Lea

May 12, 2008, 10:25:10 PM
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

The Purple Fuzzy

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May 13, 2008, 12:35:51 AM
Mz. Yo, I was looking at you avatar and trying to figure out what was in your hair.  :laughhard: Then I realized it was just the way you did the photo. ;)

Mrs. Yosemite

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May 13, 2008, 01:11:39 AM
Quote from: practicalme on May 13, 2008, 12:35:51 AM
Mz. Yo, I was looking at you avatar and trying to figure out what was in your hair.  :laughhard: Then I realized it was just the way you did the photo. ;)

Yeah it does look kinda 'dumb' dont it? haha!  :laughhard: I got this program that enhances pictures. You can put bubbles on it or make your face swirl around. just all kinda of goofy junk. I figured I would try to help this photo with a little pizzaz.  :lol: It looks like a big, wacky bow doesnt it?

Sis

#4
May 13, 2008, 01:31:00 AM
Some of us, AHEM, recognized it for what it was.  :hypocrite: cough cough

The Purple Fuzzy

#5
May 13, 2008, 01:57:14 PM
Well, I recognized what it was too, it just took me a minute... ;)  sometimes it takes me a little while. :)

yosemite

#6
May 13, 2008, 11:53:05 PM
Wonder how in the world Tricia comes up with all these funny jokes? ha!  :biglaugh:
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

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April 23, 2010, 09:38:01 PM
Lol... ok... this was funny... A russian, an american and a blonde?  LOL... Didnt know blonde was a nationality... that's awesome!   :grin:


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TheGirl

#8
April 24, 2010, 02:36:20 PM
Again with the hair colors ...lol

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#9
April 24, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Well, actually, Blonde is not a hair color... it is a state of mind!   :laughhard:


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TheGirl

#10
April 24, 2010, 03:25:24 PM
well what would you call it then. .. yellow?
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