10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys
9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in flesh
8. Spiritual armor would include virus protection software
7. "To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem"
6. Book boat tickets using Priceline.com
5. E-mail pictures of Peter eating pork to the gang back in Jerusalem
4. Church officers: Pastor, Elder, Deacon, System Administrator
3. Use decryption software to interpret tongues
2. Describe conversion experience as the "Divine Reboot"
1. Add Spam to list of cardinal sins
The Apostle Paul Would've Done This...
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/sam3996/puppypee.jpg)
:laughhard:
I especially like the ones below:
Quote from: Scott on April 12, 2008, 03:23:10 PM
7. "To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem"
5. E-mail pictures of Peter eating pork to the gang back in Jerusalem
4. Church officers: Pastor, Elder, Deacon, System Administrator
3. Use decryption software to interpret tongues
2. Describe conversion experience as the "Divine Reboot"
:biglaugh:
Quote from: Mrs. Yosemite on April 12, 2008, 03:46:37 PM
The Apostle Paul Would've Done This...
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/sam3996/puppypee.jpg)
:yikes: :reaction:
You know, they could've just given that laptop away .......
to ME, for instance ....... instead of letting that cute doggie destroy it like that :frownshake:
Or me! :lol:
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p104/hoofheks/tags/Overworked_Mouse.jpg)
Do you think this is what his mouse would have looked like? :D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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