We Won’t Talk About Elves in Sharing 512

[The Purple Fuzzy]

[Nelle]

 

[Roscoe]

[The Purple Fuzzy]

What? Not much rhymes with 12. 

[mini]

Does this mean we can't mention Roscoe then?

[Heather]

But what if elves do genuinely come up? St Patty's day is upon us. Are leprechauns included or excluded from elves?

[sunlight]

Excluded. Cause if we can't talk to roscoe that would be hard for a whole sharing thread. :halo:

[Roscoe]

Wait! Is y'all calling me an elf? Or a leprechaun? OR a dwarf? I need clarity so I know exactly what to get offended about.

[Heather]

don't people just get offended about everything nowadays?

[Roscoe]

don't people just get offended about everything nowadays?

They do. I've already decided to be offended. But I wanna know exactly WHAT I am offended at.

[sunlight]

Lol! Roscoe- in all seriousness- I can't remember how tall you are- if you are taller than me or not.

[Lynx]

He is only taller than you if you have shrunk in the last month or so. Or if he has bought new elevator shoes.

[Heather]

I haven't met him [yet] but I suspect I'm taller than he

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Well, I think it's safe to say that I'm not taller than Roscoe.

[sunlight]

Heather is definitely taller than me.

[Heather]

My 1st time at Mel's house, she opened the front door and 1st thing out of her mouth was "Your taller than I thought" [or something along those lines.] 

[The Purple Fuzzy]

My son & family headed up to near where Cheese lives. That's a long drive from here.

[Roscoe]

Cheese is a longways from anywhere. Like, directions should say, "drive to the middle of nowhere, take a left and drive another hour."
And FWIW, I'm 5'7ish.
 Built much like my favorite gun caliber, the .45. Short and round, and do a whole lotta damage when I'm fired off.

Man. I've been busy this weekend, and haven't had time to check in. Had to work today, had a kid that can't qualify at the academy, so I had to go to the range and try to get him to shoot right. It was a wasted cause, I believe- it'll be a miracle on par with the Red Sea parting if the kid passes.  I made it to church, still in overalls, and my tummy was bothering me. Now I feel 70 years old, with a sore back to boot, and I HAVE to go to work tomorrow because I have so may people scheduled...

[Roscoe]

Morning. Eating Oats and Apples, getting ready for the day. If it weren't enough that I feel like a swaybacked old Nag, now Lou's feeding me horse food.
Okay, she bought this stuff for herself, but I was hungry, so I stole it. Not bad. Gonna be a busy day, I'm thinking....

[Heather]

Then I am taller than Roscoe. I'm around 5'8".

work. thankfully i drive this afternoon. then i have to take our youngest for his last set of kitten shots and his rabies.

[Nelle]

Speaking of... Where IS Mel?

I need a nap. @Work.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Mel and Seth are both MIA from GP lately.

[mini]

Lets start some rumors about them getting married!

[Heather]

I heard they eloped and started a nudist colony in Canada

[mini]

Living in a Pastors House, 2/26/19

3rd night in a row I've woke up around 2 to 3 am. I get up quietly, go into the living room, kneel down and begin praying.

After a while, I hear Gracie The German Shepherd emerge and make her way down the hall. I can tell she's a little groggy from sleep by her steps.

I hear her come into the living room, and in a sudden burst of doggy joy, she seemed to say "Jeremy is here! What a relief! I must tell him how thankful I am that I found him! "

She jumps up on the side of my chair, gives me a rapid-fire, multiple shot wet Willy in my ear, and completely interrupts prayer.

So if you didn't get prayed for, now you know why.