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what are some of the funniest FB statuses you have seen?

Started by Babs, June 11, 2010, 07:00:51 PM

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Babs

these are a couple from today lol

________ isn't saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?

________ just had a fight with her alarm clock. It wanted her to wake up, she disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and she's wide awake. Not sure who won :)
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

The Purple Fuzzy

 I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.


Babs

Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on June 11, 2010, 07:35:45 PM
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.



:laughat:


i think of all the people on my list, Seth comes up with the funniest lol


Seth Eads  Can anybody here say "*I need a thesaurus"?" If so, then you can successfully describe my weird egg carton fetish I've had since childhood. It never diminished even over the years when I quit raising chickens for a while.

Seth Eads  The Night Mange, scourge of the earth!!! Well, one of the scourges of the earth anyways, there's actually many....

Seth Eads  Hello to all the people that I never talk to, and that don't talk to me.
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

The Purple Fuzzy

 My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Amelia Bedelia

Seth definitely wins the category of most consistantly posting bizarre ones

Babs

Seth Eads My next business venture: Create a line of avian prosthetics for poultry.


:laughat:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

taco_harvell

King's Clown Do the people who spend $3.00 a piece on those little bottles of "Evian" water know
that spelling it backwards is "Naive"?
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

sunlight

  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Babs

Dani ____ thinks she's found a simple cure for stupidity... a shock collar. And if it doesn't cure them, at least you got a good laugh watching them twitch :)

(that one even sounded like a seth status lol)
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Babs

Stacey ____________ "oh great, now the VOICES in my head want their own Facebook.!"
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Amelia Bedelia

Failbook.com is a site my coworkers and I amuse ourselves on regularly. Some are not suitable but most are hysterical

Babs

Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Amelia Bedelia


MelodyB

This was AWESOME today! I may use it later for myself...it's SO ME!


"I know I'm not insane, if I was, the Rubber Duckies would have told me already. They tell me everything you know."
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Babs

Quote from: MelodyB on June 15, 2010, 11:13:08 PM
This was AWESOME today! I may use it later for myself...it's SO ME!


"I know I'm not insane, if I was, the Rubber Duckies would have told me already. They tell me everything you know."

:laughat: good one
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Babs

Anne B.__________ My mind isn't lost, it just ran away ...screaming
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Babs

Linda _________ Is Wondering why you have to renew a drivers license and a fishing license but not marriage license? I'm thinking its because so many would just let the marriage license expire.
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Babs

Miki B_____ says: If karma doesnt knock you out soon, I will.
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

The Purple Fuzzy


Babs

Seth Eads It was nine feet high and six feet wide and soft as a downy chick. Made from the feathers of forty-leven geese, it took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick.
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Babs

Seth Eads was just electrocuted by the thunderstorm passing through. True story. I was standing barefoot and had my hands on the top of the freezer, and I got zapped. Now I'm going to wear rubber boots for the rest of my life.


:laughhard:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

Just had 2 statuses that couldnt have been so perfectly matched up, one under another



Dean ____________ Water broke...we are heading to the hospital!

Stella Renae ________________ we have NO water, a house full and no water, dishes & laundry to do and no water! UGH! :(

Amelia Bedelia

That's kinda awesome - u should submit to failbook :-)

Babs

seems so much on FB is reminding us of Seth, but i am sure you can see why this one made me immediately think of him lol


Quote____ Miller Ok can someone please tell me where to find prarie poop????????????????? I have clicked about everything known to man and still have not hit the right combination.

:laughhard:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.